BringBackFergy

Bumping this baby. The original “Schedule Release” thread.

Be right back...

Can I substitute “Egg Beaters” instead of eggs? Do organic eggs make the tuna taste better?

Well that explains it.... ?

Is fried liverwurst a “Dagwood”? Didn’t realize that.

Are you asking if there’s “one spot on the roster that still has a hole”?? Damn. We posted at the same time.

Always called it “liver sausage” growing up, but you said it right “liverwurst”

He asked for ONE!!!

Fried liver sausage (in butter), thin slice of raw red onion, piles of mustard, seedless rye.

Honestly, I have a tough time keeping track of my hits...can count my misses on one hand.

Funny you asked. When Cuomo first suggested “non essential” shutdown, I put a sign on my door that basically said “No Walk Ins Allowed”. My assistants saw her walk up to the door the next day and she slowly walked away. Now I miss her. ?

Starting mass production today!!

This^^^

Ivan Koloff (The Russian Bear)

I was overly eager to get this off my chest pineapple boy!! I got ***** to do!!! Ours is apparently functioning properly...too properly.

I live in a small town. Really small. 4000 - 5000 people small. One traffic signal at the “busy” intersection between the business district (my office) and the financial district (the local bank). There might be three or four cars waiting at the intersection at one time. So when some couple is walking their dog or a parent has their kids on bikes, they inevitably press the “cross walk” button and I get to the intersection just in time for them to dart across the cross walk while my light stays red for another 20 seconds. Basically, this little twerp (or the 50-60 yr old couple with dogs that drag them across the road in 8 seconds) cost me an extra 20 seconds....that’s 20 seconds I’ll never get back. Weren’t they all taught to look both ways and make a break for it? Why press the damn button? #survivalofthefittest

I’ve never bought a player’s jersey but this might be my first. He’s a beast and can’t wait to see him play this year.

Anyone know where I can find a hooker on credit?

You’re all good. Stay away from @Gugny and you’ll be fine.

"I kinda like it" @GoBills808 @Cripple Creek

Real estate has remained pretty stable in my area (rural). No clue how things are looking in Boston or San Fran (two of the biggest over-inflated real estate markets in the last ten years).

Question of the day (given the S&P and DJIA right now): Am I a pig or a hog?

Bill Polian in there. Very cool.

Happy Birthday Joe! Enjoy

I’m tearing up a little. An AJ Green thread. I missed you!!!!