BringBackFergy

We don't communicate via telephone so no need for human telephonic codes. Our zip code demonstrates our superiority as 518 intergalactic travelers. Agreed

Wrong galaxy I vote Weds 6/22 at 12:30pm...wings or fish fry. A place with some decent selections of draft beer (No Gugny, PBR's is not "craft" beer).

518 is our zip code. What day of the week you looking for? A Weds? Thursday? Friday? What time? After 12pm? 12:30pm? 1pm? What kind of food do you want? Italian? Mexican? Wings? Fish fry? Where would you like to have this lunch? If you respond with "I don't care...you decide" then I'll know you've been hanging out with my wife too long.

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Judging from his sentence structure and grammar? English teacher?? Not a chance. He was a gym teacher or study hall monitor.

Wearing #94 with pride!!

No thanks on this.

Today I learned that someone is smarter than Beerball.

Today I learned that Beerball has a knack for explaining advanced theories of aerodynamics in a succinct manner.

Remember how jet airplanes used to have wings that were flat all the way to the end?? Then they changed the design so the wings are curved with a 90 degree end?? Would one of you airplane nerds explain why they made the design change? After you explain this to me, then I can tell you what I learned today.

I think I may be the only guy advocating for a lawsuit on behalf of Harembe's family; then again, aren't we all relatives of the great beast? Should we not all take up arms in pursuit of justice on behalf of our fallen, silver backed brother? Who's with me? Anyone? Anyone?

Succubus?? Does that have something to do with chrome and a trailer hitch??

That's what she said

http://nypost.com/2016/06/01/teacher-on-the-run-after-13-year-old-gets-her-pregnant/

I'll start there and work back.

Have been retained to represent the Estate of Harambe in their wrongful death lawsuit against the parent, the kid and the zoo. Trying to find Harambe's mom or some relative to act as Executor (party plaintiff). Checking genealogical records online. Will report back.

Go poop on a checkout register.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891

Question: If a baby capybara finds its way into a toddler's crib or play pen, who gets shot??

One thing is for sure, Doug Marrone would have been at Seantrel's bedside, Doug Marrone would have sent an FTD floral bouquet with a card that read "Here's some zinias for your intestinias", Doug Marrone would never confuse effort with results....Rex Ryan - you are no Doug Marrone.

Spiller would have been good...we just needed to get him into space.

I know. Who moved this from TSW?? Why do others get to discuss the Shah's spleen but Rex's growing beer gut is not football worthy?? Hot take #2) Rex's defense was ranked Top 5 when he was pudgy...so we have that going for us.

All you guys who take this lightly (no pun intended) should substitute in the words "spaghetti parm" for "cocaine" and recite the Johnny Football narrative. It's sad and I'm a little concerned that we are putting wins and ranked defense ahead of health and fitness. By training camp he's apt to be 340 lbs. No laughing matter then. He should get the surgery now before the season starts. The lap band obviously is defective.

http://www.buffalorumblings.com/2016/5/27/11800020/rex-ryan-says-hes-added-30-pounds-since-rob-ryans-hire All you guys who want Johnny Football to seek help and get counseling are quiet. Our own Rex Ryan was in great shape and now he has gained 30 lbs. This is the type of thing that should be nipped in the bud. Is it denial? Does he think he has his weight under control? Is he thinking "well, everyone does it"? The simple truth is we have an addiction problem right in our own locker room and the same guys who want to hang Johnny F for pounding a few brews are turning a blind eye to the caloric intake of our field general. I'm disappointed in the hypocrisy and scared for Rex.