BringBackFergy

Skid marks in front of the skunk?

This is tough.

Not me. I didn’t read the post but love me some good lawyer jokes.

Boredom??

If a guy jumped from a window to kill himself, how did he close the window in mid flight? You went to each window and had to OPEN it (meaning it was shut). Hmmmmm

No. Read it again and picture yourself doing what is described.

Good one! But no. No.

A man was found dead next to a 13 story building. The police say it was a suicide, but you say it was a homicide (someone killed him). To prove this, you go to each floor on the building, open the window, and toss a penny out. You do this to each floor until you reach the 13th floor, open the window, and toss a penny out. How does this prove it wasn't a suicide?

Oh damn. Nice job. Been pondering this for a couple hours.

Hold tight. I have to diagram this out.

Any updates on this?

Mike and Pat are in a desert. They both have packs on. Pat is dead. Mike, who is alive, has his pack open. Pat has his pack closed. What is in the packs?

A coffin?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agreed, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end, the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

So is it $10 or $20?

What’s his “income” or “profit”?

A guy buys a cow for $60, then sells it for $70. He buys it back again for $80, then sells it again for $90. How much money did he make?

Beatles fans are mostly drinking their dinners through a straw and watching re-runs of “Dallas” after craft time, correct?

I like your idea.

How can you take a breathalyzer with inadequate oxygen in lungs? How can you do one leg stand with a bad/arthritic ankle? This cop overstepped his authority. Send her home.

Poor girl had a bum ankle years ago and they made her do the one leg stand. This officer should have known that. Plus, she needed oxygen. Sad state of law enforcement. Common man.

Excellent choice. I could see the stadium singing this. Bill-iever.

Oh, I thought I heard the incident may have occurred when he was on college visit. If he was an enrolled student and living in the same dorm, the insurance coverage would still be "Mom and Dad" and/or U of K for failure to supervise/safeguard females in the dorm.

Coverage is determined at the time of the alleged act. His current insurance coverage as an NFL player will deny coverage. The question is whether Mom and Dad's insurance carrier will cover his alleged act while visiting the college. Or, if you want bigger pockets, whether University of Kentucky should have taken better steps to protect students (like the plaintiff) from football recruits visiting the campus.

It’s NY F’ing City. We don’t care.