RealityCheck

Jauron clearly has no game.

You can't use contraceptives though, or did you forget that you're trying to make a baby?

I'll say this. I have unrealistic expectations for this season, but I am not going to hold it against Nix and Gailey if we get another 4 win flop. I made up my mind that I would extend 2 seasons of denial to them to ensure my mental wellbeing. I predict .500 in our division and a 10 and 6 record. We beat the Jets in the AFC Championship game, extending Ryan to 0-3 in THE BIG ONE, and crush the Packers in the SUPER BOWL. Fitz goes to Disney Land.

I will never sell my autographed steak knife set.

Before it became hindsight, it was someone's foresight.

And if you don't know, now you know........

Maybe not will be released soon and he will sign with the Pats. They will release him a week later.

You know what I love about Greece? I can go to any diner at 3AM and get eggs benedict. Go Bills!

My boy Randy would love a cheeseburger. Give me your smokes.

Yes, according to some textbooks.

If this list is logical to you, I have to ask. Why do you watch football?

You are a master of the obvious. Congradulations.

Dick Jauron was the worst thing to EVER happen to the Bills.

I respect your optimism and admire it. May the force be with you.

We haven't even hit our first preseason game and you're asking the knee-jerk tbd posters about Naaaaaman's practice squad chances? You must be drunker than I am right now!

And that one is you.

We could get a second for him.

"Oh I get it.....this is a test. Security is tight as a drum sir."

Insert Wang of course. Did you know that a Bear's Wang has a bone in it?

Listen buddy, I got your reality right here. The season starts real soon, anything can happen, don't stop Billievin!

I thought Mason had retired.

I agree with you somewhat, but going strong over the middle is just a fraction of what a big physical receiver brings to the table. It gives you a better chance on the deep balls also and is extremely valuable in the run game. Lee and Stevie aren't bad blockers, but they are inconsistent and have very little push when engaged.

When our line can pass protect for 5 and 7 step drops, you will see Lee's numbers go up. All I saw last year was 2 and 3 step drops and the ball coming out quickly before Fitz would be a split second from getting killed. To hit the big plays deep, you have to be able to pass protect for the deeper drop back. We aren't good at that.

I'm enjoying the fact that someone named Ieatcrayons is bothering to give a geometry lesson to someone named captain caveman.