stuvian

Lost Decades

have you followed the stories of his requiring departing staff to sign NDAs? Harassment, verbal abuse and more

The gates of hell are blockaded

I remember how sloppy we came out of the gate last year. We were playing .500 ball at midseason, fired the OC, then finished with the streak that reconfirmed Clappy as a bona fide leader. I feel we have our coaching room and organization where we want it yet I don't feel like we are more talented personnel wise than last year. Still, with the increased number of games, the NFL is preseason quality football until week 3 or 4. That we are owned by the Pegulas and the they are owned by the Bidwills is the biggest source of solace for me. Bidwill is a Dan Snyder who hasn't been caught yet. I think we'll do enough to win by ten but it will be sloppy.

When you're as close to the top as we have been you don't expect big changes. You hope that your major opponents have some attrition. I expect us to be a better more unified organization. I don't know for certain if that means more wins. Only postseason matters. If we get there and are healthy that might be enough for a Superbowl berth

Coaches to be replaced by AI

The Dolphins were a long running joke until he took over. He's getting a lot out of above average talent

the offseason gets longer and weirder every year

I still have a membership to the phone sex service Browns and Raiders DT Bob Golic used to promote

Jake Fromm's Mother

Trubisky is Polish for choke. I'd prefer Mike White. He's already played in the Jets and Dolphins locker rooms. On intelligence alone it's worth it

He's not exactly a sack machine

Business school dweebs with no artistic sense run the big studios now. That's why we get nothing but comic book movies and reboots. No one wants to make a creative decision so corporate safetyism reigns. Read David Mamets Everywhere An Oink 🐷 Oink to learn about the film industry's creative committees whose job it is to insulate the higher ups from accountability

I didn't know the Onion covered sports

Bring back CJ Ah-You

He will get signed before he gets out of bed tomorrow

This can only mean a Chargers - Cowboys Superbowl

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10132895-danny-jansen-to-become-1st-player-in-mlb-history-to-play-for-both-teams-in-same-game

At least Lou Holtz made Joe Namath sing the Jets fight song https://www.nytimes.com/1996/11/24/sports/new-york-jets-go-rolling-along.html

he made daytime TV worth watching

does Boeing make elevators? It must have been too many OLs on the elevator at once. I am old enough to remember an article about the Bengals OL unit having to be weighed on a grain scale because they broke the team's human one.

We have already made our splashy move at WR. That was drafting Keon Coleman. Any further roster moves due to injury will come from within. The waiver wire will have scraps of players at the end of the line. I expect Cook, Kincaid and Knox to get the most touches. Shakir and Coleman will keep defenses honest. The big improvements this year will have to come on defense

When you're as close as we are it's a matter of having a better day than your opponent. The 3 peat has never been done. We have to be healthier and fresher legged than KC if/when we meet them in post season. Players like Kelce and Gronk are undefendable. I realize roster spots are precious but I have always wanted to see us assign some very tall ex basketball player to players like these to front them basketball style. I don't have any sage game planning advice for Cincy other than we need to cover their TEs who roasted us last time. Clappy will have to game plan that one as Frazier took the fall for that loss. Zac Taylor still owns us so it's up to Clappy to game plan a masterpiece to shake off the stigma. No question, the pass rush is a glaring weakness. I am of the belief that Clappy has the coaching room the way he wants it and that we are a better organization as a result. I expect a lot more run first offensive game plans. Our win streak after losing to the Broncos has me believing that we have the right people at coach and GM.

Zay proof is in Zay pudding