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We are so afraid of another Rob Johnson we will whiff on a decent low priced QB for the next coming of Terrell Pryor.

I don't think "yes" is in your vocabulary

The Dolphin is a better kicker than Ray Finkle

It's one thing to break barriers. It is quite another to use a sport as a publicity stunt. It would seem the media leaks are in preparation for 15 minutes of fame. There are no rules prohibiting gay players. Any coach would sign drag queen if he could throw 80 yard perfect spirals. No barrier. To me, pronouncing your sexuality in an arena where one is evaluated on performance and professionalism, indicates that you're not really here to play football.

^ This. Not to mention drafting CB #1, and wasting our 3rd round pick on that WR that couldn't even break the starting lineup until injuries.

Why not? We've had a .333 starter for 3 years. That's better right?

T.O. had the most impressive work out routine that hasn't helped him with his drops

Lets measure his intangibles by Santeria or Voodoo, where the phony term was invented

" In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the correctly spelled t-shirt." - Tony Montana

Skittles Vodka would be the backup RB

But you have to admit, he was WAY funnier than JP Losman and Aaron Maybin in the Naked Gun movies.

Or last year to recall a Harvard man with a noodle arm. We've had the alternative

Considering how thin our WR corps are, I wouldn't mind taking a chance on him for relatively cheap. You know, the WR corps that everyone was saying we had so much depth at before last season.

The greatest football romances: Madden & Brett Favre Joe Lombardi & Drew Brees Colin Cowherd & Tom Brady's butt

This ranks up there on the Who-cares-0'meter with the ever so newsworthy story about Obama confusing Star Trek/ Star Wars jargon. It must have been the slowest sports news day ever.

Lets just run a 4-4 or 4-6 since nobody can figure out who can do what on our current roster

Urlacher couldn't be a downgrade compared to last year. At the very least he could mentor younger defensive players. Or at least that was the justification for Merriman's waste of space. I wouldn't mind James Harrison for the same reason: to instill a killer instinct in our spineless D.

You're right, troll! That clinched it! We can forget the past 50 years of miserly ways because paid radio says so... hypothetically.

I know they're not low cost, but I would kill to have any combination of James Harrison, Brian Urlacher, Karlos Dansby, Victor Butler. Instant LB respect. Well once we figure out if we're 3-4 or 4-3

He finally learned how to jam a receiver at the line of scrimmage?

It doesn't bother me how much he's paid as much as how little he's used. If we commit 4 million US (4.25 million Canadian) to a player, I want to see him at the very least, twice a drive. Trick plays, reverses, wildcat... utilize him. Often.

Exactly. A RB who has confidence doesn't care about losing some of the spotlight. Looks like he is having personal issues that he might need to work through before the season.

I'd ask LeBron if Cleveland would win first