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This week is gonna be ugly
Jimmy Spagnola replied to Jimmy Spagnola's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It means can't be beat. So otherwords not like some people's heads. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
Not to get off topic or nothing but you know what stinks in the juice aisle these days? Plastic containers that's what. Ever try to smash a guys head with a Mott's apple juice? It used to be really fun. Now the thing just bounces off. These politically correct jerks really are cramping my style. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
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I'm not one to rub people's face in the dirt unless it is a real face and real dirt but you guys sure are having a tough year huh? I mean 0-3 and now to have to face a team that is pretty much unvinceable. Maybe you'll get to win some other game. I really did not come here to brag none because although I am a Jets guy it's not like football is the end of the world or nothing. I came to tell a funny story that could have ended up a lot funnier. I got a call the other day that I might have a job on Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning helping a certain quarterback to be removed from the Jets facility in a way so he knows to never come back. Me and Vincenzo were supposed to show up and when a certain dude had packed his stuff up we were supposed to "escort" him and his sister to his car. I think he was supposed to end up looking like Celtic Soulja looks after one of his Saturday night altercations. Otherwords not good. End of story is that Rex called and said some other team got him for the same reason first but has to keep him for two weeks. Rex said there is no way he could have this guy around for two weeks and that I might get a call from a fed up guy named Jack soon. I'm not sure what to make of it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
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I used to know of a guy with your name once. I think he might of spelled it different but I don't really care none about spelling. Did you have a brother Tommy that had marks from a meat grinder on his forehead? That's because I just might know how those marks got there if you catch my drift. By the way, nice picture because you are wearing a Jets shirt of which I like the Jets. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
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more "sick of the jets"
Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It is an alternate spelling like the British do sometimes. And what kind of doctor are you? I hope you're a pediatrist or proctologist in case you end up with someone's boot where the sun don't shine with that kind of attitude. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
You mean maybe the Feds changed it for him possibly? Where did they send him? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Oh. Internet tough guy eh? You remember a guy that use to come around here named Celtic Soulja or some such? Seen him around lately? Yeah. Didn't think so. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Sometimes respect is given and sometimes it is coersed. No big deal really. I know how to deal with both types. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
You can call me sir which is something you are used to I suppose. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I never said I broke no fingers. I just said I know some judges that don't want no fingers broken. See the difference? Do you like your fingers? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Flyboy salary not enough to pay for both c's in accross? And getting a point over is a little different than getting one accross. At least in some places. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
There's ways other than the written word to get your point over. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
They called it bond when you're not in podunk towns there flyboy. And no to answer your question. I don't think no judge around here wants no broken fingers. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
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Jimmy Spagnola replied to dwight in philly's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I guess up there in the sticks, the word sick must mean jealous, because if it does this thread makes sense. The Jets made lots of great moves this season and will probably bust a lot of heads this year including Buffalo's. My advice for Bills fans is don't get mad, get even. That's the way to go if you can. Which you can't. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
Mysterious Spiral of Light in Norway
Jimmy Spagnola replied to /dev/null's topic in Off the Wall Archives
SHENANIGANS. What no pistol whipping? Yeah, that's what I thought. Why don't you start with some light work like Soulja? You can pistol whip him because shenaningans is a mick word anyway. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS -
NEW TERM ON TBD NEEDED
Jimmy Spagnola replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Off the Wall Archives
An alternate? Is that some sort of fancy Air Force word for homo? Because it better not be. You didn't say you're a flyboy but your name says it. I can figure out stuff pretty good even though I don't fly a plane Mr. Brains. So all I wanted to say was the name should be Soulja and you start in with me. Maybe you are Soulja's alternate. Why else would you defend him and pick a fight like that? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
NEW TERM ON TBD NEEDED
Jimmy Spagnola replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Oh so now I'm the one trying to be a tough guy huh? I came in here with a freindly suggestion and you imply that anyone who doesn't fly fighter planes is somehow dumb. That's being a tough guy with words right there. I know you have to be pretty frail to keep the plane's weight down so it's pretty cool to have the internet to be all togh on. I'll stick with Soulja for my name pick though. Flyboy and Stewardess just don't have a tough guy ring to them. -
NEW TERM ON TBD NEEDED
Jimmy Spagnola replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Oh look a flyboy calling people dumb. That's a shock. I got news for you Orville, while you're up there flying around in the clouds dropping some explosives, us dumb guys down here go around cleaning up your messes. I'm sure you'd thank us if you were all smart enough to realize it doesn't all happen by magic. Whose the dumb one now? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
NEW TERM ON TBD NEEDED
Jimmy Spagnola replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Whoa Wormboy. Look who got brave just after I left on account of the ghost of the boss. I told you I'm only scared of ghosts and thats it so that makes you of all people brave. That's rich. You seen the ghost of the boss hanging around there? Because if you ain't seen it maybe we can have a head smashing in party. And maybe since I'm an attorney we can have a legal head smashing as well since you libeled and slanderized me in this very thread too. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. -
NEW TERM ON TBD NEEDED
Jimmy Spagnola replied to Over 29 years of fanhood's topic in Off the Wall Archives
For this site only I say we call them Souljas. P.S. J_E_T_S JEts JETs JETS -
So which town is next up on the easy pickings list? I hope you win that Mayor race. Open season.
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You from Boston? Is oligarchy some kind of fancy word for family up there? Becuause where I come from, people who like fancy things is frowned upon. Even fancy words. And I got news for you, the family don't appreciate no one getting tough with them. Two bit or no two bit. I repeat. Be careful. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS
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Ooh look. An internet tough guy. And an Irishman at that. After the free agents, trades and draft the J-E-T-S had I figured I come around again to make some Bills fans cry. It seemed easy. I like easy stuff. When I got here I found you. Even easier. You think the hierarchical structures in high places can't handle a guy like you? They do it every day for breakfast. You better be careful if you know what's good for you. You ever been to Jersey? Philly? Queens? Didn't think so. P.S. Nice muscles. You lift? Not that it'll do you any good. P.S.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS
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No. I seen a gerbil though. He thought he was hiding at the bosses house but he bit my ankles too. I seen two ghosts in my life. One time I saw a ghost of my Grandma Vincenza like a week after she died. It came after me with a rolling pin and I swear it felt like she hit me with it which I already know how that feels. She was yelling at me in Italian and then she just disappeared. I also seen her ghost one other time waiting in line to buy a lotto ticket but I don't think she noticed me. I got out of that store before she was done filling out the betting slip. I really don't like ghosts. But the time I'm talking about is when I seen a ghost of the boss. I took him on a fishing trip during which he clumsily fell off the boat. You can read about it here. He clumsily fell off the boat and met an untimely demise. When I was ascertaining the status of his estate, I seen his ghost walking up the driveway. It wasn't very ghosty like Grandma Vincenza's. Weird. P.S. Yevgeny taught me that link to the old thread in case any of you geniuses think he can't track you down.
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Listen Bub, I just came back to check in due to having been here a while back. The boss had an accidental yet untimely death and I was working with his accountant on some post dying finance distribution. I seen a ghost and got a little scared and took off. With the Jets going good and all I just wanted to let everyone know that stuff was cool. I didn't make fun of the Bills or nothing. If you don't like it they maybe you don't have to post. You know when it's tough to post? When all your fingers is broken; that's when.