Jimmy Spagnola

There's ways other than the written word to get your point over. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

They called it bond when you're not in podunk towns there flyboy. And no to answer your question. I don't think no judge around here wants no broken fingers. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I guess up there in the sticks, the word sick must mean jealous, because if it does this thread makes sense. The Jets made lots of great moves this season and will probably bust a lot of heads this year including Buffalo's. My advice for Bills fans is don't get mad, get even. That's the way to go if you can. Which you can't. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

SHENANIGANS. What no pistol whipping? Yeah, that's what I thought. Why don't you start with some light work like Soulja? You can pistol whip him because shenaningans is a mick word anyway. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS

An alternate? Is that some sort of fancy Air Force word for homo? Because it better not be. You didn't say you're a flyboy but your name says it. I can figure out stuff pretty good even though I don't fly a plane Mr. Brains. So all I wanted to say was the name should be Soulja and you start in with me. Maybe you are Soulja's alternate. Why else would you defend him and pick a fight like that? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Oh so now I'm the one trying to be a tough guy huh? I came in here with a freindly suggestion and you imply that anyone who doesn't fly fighter planes is somehow dumb. That's being a tough guy with words right there. I know you have to be pretty frail to keep the plane's weight down so it's pretty cool to have the internet to be all togh on. I'll stick with Soulja for my name pick though. Flyboy and Stewardess just don't have a tough guy ring to them.

Oh look a flyboy calling people dumb. That's a shock. I got news for you Orville, while you're up there flying around in the clouds dropping some explosives, us dumb guys down here go around cleaning up your messes. I'm sure you'd thank us if you were all smart enough to realize it doesn't all happen by magic. Whose the dumb one now? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Whoa Wormboy. Look who got brave just after I left on account of the ghost of the boss. I told you I'm only scared of ghosts and thats it so that makes you of all people brave. That's rich. You seen the ghost of the boss hanging around there? Because if you ain't seen it maybe we can have a head smashing in party. And maybe since I'm an attorney we can have a legal head smashing as well since you libeled and slanderized me in this very thread too. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

For this site only I say we call them Souljas. P.S. J_E_T_S JEts JETs JETS

So which town is next up on the easy pickings list? I hope you win that Mayor race. Open season.

You from Boston? Is oligarchy some kind of fancy word for family up there? Becuause where I come from, people who like fancy things is frowned upon. Even fancy words. And I got news for you, the family don't appreciate no one getting tough with them. Two bit or no two bit. I repeat. Be careful. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS

Ooh look. An internet tough guy. And an Irishman at that. After the free agents, trades and draft the J-E-T-S had I figured I come around again to make some Bills fans cry. It seemed easy. I like easy stuff. When I got here I found you. Even easier. You think the hierarchical structures in high places can't handle a guy like you? They do it every day for breakfast. You better be careful if you know what's good for you. You ever been to Jersey? Philly? Queens? Didn't think so. P.S. Nice muscles. You lift? Not that it'll do you any good. P.S.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS

No. I seen a gerbil though. He thought he was hiding at the bosses house but he bit my ankles too. I seen two ghosts in my life. One time I saw a ghost of my Grandma Vincenza like a week after she died. It came after me with a rolling pin and I swear it felt like she hit me with it which I already know how that feels. She was yelling at me in Italian and then she just disappeared. I also seen her ghost one other time waiting in line to buy a lotto ticket but I don't think she noticed me. I got out of that store before she was done filling out the betting slip. I really don't like ghosts. But the time I'm talking about is when I seen a ghost of the boss. I took him on a fishing trip during which he clumsily fell off the boat. You can read about it here. He clumsily fell off the boat and met an untimely demise. When I was ascertaining the status of his estate, I seen his ghost walking up the driveway. It wasn't very ghosty like Grandma Vincenza's. Weird. P.S. Yevgeny taught me that link to the old thread in case any of you geniuses think he can't track you down.

Listen Bub, I just came back to check in due to having been here a while back. The boss had an accidental yet untimely death and I was working with his accountant on some post dying finance distribution. I seen a ghost and got a little scared and took off. With the Jets going good and all I just wanted to let everyone know that stuff was cool. I didn't make fun of the Bills or nothing. If you don't like it they maybe you don't have to post. You know when it's tough to post? When all your fingers is broken; that's when.

I don't expect nobody to say stuff like that to me in real life. The internet makes for a lot of tough guys. You're lucky that you're on the internet I can tell you that. You don't bother me none but you should know I have a few Russian associates that are hackers and can figure out where anyone lives. Yevgeny is like a magician. He knows stuff about convertng internet addresses into street addresses.

I was only on this board because my boss used to be here before he accidentally died. I was just updating everyone on my Jets. I don't really like Sanchez, but I REALLY don't like people giving my attitude. Be careful there Charlie.

My Jets usually break my heart. After that I usually go out and break a few arms and legs. But this year I felt different. I felt they did all they could do. The QB is a little fancy but I like the rest of the team and the coach is awesome. I think we'll be good for a while.

Oh my God. I seen a ghost. I seen a ghost of the boss. Just when I was using that nerds eyeball to get through the security system I seen a ghost of the boss walking up the driveway. He was wearing the same clothes as when he clumsily fell off the fishing boat and his shirt was ripped. He didn't look all ghosty, he looked really real. It was a lucky break for the nerd I can tell you that. He was about to go missing for a long time. Instead I got out of there quick. How long do ghosts usually hang around their old house before leaving like Patrick Swayze? It was about a week right?

If you have to physically force a nerd to submit to a reticinal scan, how hard should you jam his eyeball against the scanner?

I don't believe you got no money bug. And the only time I spent in the joint was knocking some heads around afore I got acquitted. If your cousin Vito is the jamoke I'm thinking of, he would definitely know how much time people spent in the shower since he was there 24 7. And don't worry none about me getting past the reticinal scan. I got my eye on an eye that my get me in. Some nerd has been poking around the place and it looks like he knows his way around. I'm just waiting for the right time.

Hey Wormboy do you know anything about this nerd that has been hanging around here? He's been snooping around the safe area. He's seems to know his way around. I have just been watching him so far. Do you think his eyeball would work? Hows about his thumbs?

I think you are lying about the password. I don't really care one way or the other about Canada but there is no way that the boss had that as a password attached to a lie detector. The guy was no fan of Canada I can tell you that. I hadn't really noticed nothing about Canadians being dumb but the boss clued me in. He said the average Canadian can't even tell the difference between bacon and ham.

I'm not scared of him or his threats none. It turns out Wormboy was right though and there are lots more obsticles. I'm not scared of them neither. Jimmy Spagnola ain't scared of nothing. Nothing but ghosts at least. One time I saw a ghost of my Grandma Vincenza like a week after she died. It came after me with a rolling pin and I swear it felt like she hit me with it. She was yelling at me in Italian and then she just disappeared. I also seen her ghost one other time waiting in line to buy a lotto ticket but I don't think she noticed me. I got out of that store before she was done filling out the betting slip. I really don't like ghosts.

I'm in. No thanks to any of yous guys. P.S. If anyone asks; you never heard of me.

I am confused and a bit concerned you are lying to me. You do know what happens to people that lies to me right? The first obsticle is the password not any of that other stuff. That's what I been saying. If there is more junk after that so be it. And I told you that the boss clumsily fell off the boat. I think you helped me a little bit here. I never heard the boss called crayonz before. Maybe he meant his own signature on Two Bills Drive possibly. I thought there was a signature for the whole sight. I will look up the signature for someone with a name of crayonz and try it. If there is more crap to get by after that I will figure it out. I can tell you I don't want to be ripping my own eye out though. If I catch that gerbil I will use his. Do gerbils have retinas?