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Jimmy Spagnola

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  1. You might think I'm a dumb guy there Mr. wiseguy. But I got a feeling I know who you are. Are you the little worm that used to be the bosses assistant before he met his untimely fate? Would that be you? I think this because I decoded your little message and it called me Spags. Only a few people know about that name. I did not take too kindly to the rest of your message so please do not let me see you around here no more. Before you go tell me why there are packets of silica gel like everywhere. Will that help me get into this vault?
  2. Is that supposed to be some kind of joke that's over my head or something? I know how to get things liquidated if you understand me so try not to be cute okay?
  3. Hey yo Bills fans I am Jimmy Spagnola here and I need your help. I have to admit I am not a Bills fan but went more with the Jets growing up on the block I did. I am the attorney for the estate of a Bills fan who was my client before he fell into the ocean. He was rich and I am trying to liquidate his fortune quickly. This is where you come in. I am staying in his compound and there are a lot of security problems. This is my number one problem. There is also a gerbil that keeps sneaking up on me and biting my ankle. I will squash him like a bug when I get him so don't worry about that. I took my client on a deep sea fishing trip where he clumsily fell off the boat and now he is sleeping with the fishes. For me to get his money to the proper parties I need to get into a vault which has his computer that handles all that stuff. The vault has a password. I think you guys know the password because the clue I found says "Two Bills Drive Signature". This being Two Bills Drive I figure you guys know the password. Please tell me what it is. There might be something in it for you. A bit of advice for you. Don't hold out on me.
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