Jimmy Spagnola

Last week I came in here to tell a funny story and have a few laughs with you guys and some of you decided to get on my case like I was out of line or something. Well now your chickens has come home to roost. I wouldn't take it too hard though. It is just that the Jets are pretty much the best team in the league. Not that football is a big thing but I do like beat downs and that sure was one. The Bills looked like Celtic Soulja just like I predicted. And everybody who laughed when I said the Jets are pretty much unvinceable is probably not laughing anymore. I also said the Bills might win a game soon and this might be the week. I think they get to play an average team which gives them a shot. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Yuck it up now wormboy but if the ghost of the boss get a hold of you I think there be more than pee on the floor.

You really look like you know what goes down on the streets of Philly. Is that why you wear a bow tie? You look like one of those guys from that Eddie Murphy movie. I think it was called trading places. Can I call you Mortimer? My advice to you Mortimer is not to venture out on the real streets of Philly. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

You are pretty brave all holed up in that mansion with a ghost protecting you. I'm not yellow except for ghosts. I don't like ghosts. Why don't you get out of that house and we'll see whose yellow. All of you Bills fans in here are pretty unfriendly. I came by to share a story about beating up the Justin Beaver lookalike which is something you might find funny and you start in on the Jets. I like the Jets and all but it is not like it is the end of the world. Just because the Bills have no chance Sunday is not a reason to start something that nobody here can finish. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Ooooooooh. Wormboy. You still hanging around here? Your fingers heal up ok? Are they any quicker at typing passwords? I seen the boss's ghost but I doubt the boss will be looking for me much as he clumsily fell into the ocean if you know what I mean. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Ok Mr. Belverdeer. I got a question for you. I can't start a sentence with a conjunction but can I start a root canal with a fist? Don't bother answering that cuz I already know the answer to that. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I believe you cracked that safe like I believe pigs could fly. Next thing you'll tell me is that the gerbil helped you.

I don't get pissed. I get even. But I seen a ghost of the boss that day and ain't no safe worth messing with a ghost. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I'm not no nerd that goes for a 115 by doing extra credit work. I got my 93 straight up.

You might want to take that up with my teacher Mrs. Guaranelli. She about 83 when I had her but you didn't want to go around telling her she was wrong if you like the back of your head in one pice.

Well I don't know if you rode your dinosaur to the test in the day but my teacher said I got the highest score in the whole school. 900 out of 1000 is like 90 out of 100 which is an A which is the highest score. I am also pretty smart in IQ that way even better because I have a 93 out of 100.

If you try to read my note it wasn't to knock the Bills mostly. It was saying I got a job to beat up your old QB. Maybe if you was nice I would have mailed you one of the teeth. But now you go type a bunch of stuff about football which is not really a big thing to me. I like the Jets and all but the main story was a little inside information about which you guys might like to know. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

You guys is pretty dense up there huh? Maybe if you understood the SATs are out of 1000 you would also understand that Rex was guessing that nobody else in a good frame of mind would take that QB. It's just Rex would like to have him to make the game even uglier. I think he was surprised at the Florida guys actions. At least for now nobody is beating up Kellen Clemens. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I am not unintelligble and I wouldn't be calling me that. I got almost 900 on my SATs so I think you might want to eat your words a bit. I didn't really even go to school much and still got a high score like that. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Some words have more than one meaning so maybe I should explain because I forgot I was talking to people from the sticks. Funny stuff can make you laugh. And sometimes smacking around guys with Justin Beaver hair does make me laugh but that's not what I meant. Funny can also mean unexpected or odd. That's the kind of funny I meant because I been talking to you guys on and off here and now I was possibly going to be working over a QB you had. I hope I explained it so you can understand now. And maybe I can also explain to not call me dumb because in the long run you might feel dumb for saying it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

It means can't be beat. So otherwords not like some people's heads. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Not to get off topic or nothing but you know what stinks in the juice aisle these days? Plastic containers that's what. Ever try to smash a guys head with a Mott's apple juice? It used to be really fun. Now the thing just bounces off. These politically correct jerks really are cramping my style. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I'm not one to rub people's face in the dirt unless it is a real face and real dirt but you guys sure are having a tough year huh? I mean 0-3 and now to have to face a team that is pretty much unvinceable. Maybe you'll get to win some other game. I really did not come here to brag none because although I am a Jets guy it's not like football is the end of the world or nothing. I came to tell a funny story that could have ended up a lot funnier. I got a call the other day that I might have a job on Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning helping a certain quarterback to be removed from the Jets facility in a way so he knows to never come back. Me and Vincenzo were supposed to show up and when a certain dude had packed his stuff up we were supposed to "escort" him and his sister to his car. I think he was supposed to end up looking like Celtic Soulja looks after one of his Saturday night altercations. Otherwords not good. End of story is that Rex called and said some other team got him for the same reason first but has to keep him for two weeks. Rex said there is no way he could have this guy around for two weeks and that I might get a call from a fed up guy named Jack soon. I'm not sure what to make of it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I used to know of a guy with your name once. I think he might of spelled it different but I don't really care none about spelling. Did you have a brother Tommy that had marks from a meat grinder on his forehead? That's because I just might know how those marks got there if you catch my drift. By the way, nice picture because you are wearing a Jets shirt of which I like the Jets. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

It is an alternate spelling like the British do sometimes. And what kind of doctor are you? I hope you're a pediatrist or proctologist in case you end up with someone's boot where the sun don't shine with that kind of attitude. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

You mean maybe the Feds changed it for him possibly? Where did they send him? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Oh. Internet tough guy eh? You remember a guy that use to come around here named Celtic Soulja or some such? Seen him around lately? Yeah. Didn't think so. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Sometimes respect is given and sometimes it is coersed. No big deal really. I know how to deal with both types. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

You can call me sir which is something you are used to I suppose. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I never said I broke no fingers. I just said I know some judges that don't want no fingers broken. See the difference? Do you like your fingers? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Flyboy salary not enough to pay for both c's in accross? And getting a point over is a little different than getting one accross. At least in some places. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.