Jimmy Spagnola

I seen the highlights yesterday when your receiver dropped that game winner. I didn't come here to break your chops or nothing, I just want to say to not sweat it because it happens. I remember one time I was about to mash some guys jaw for not paying and the crowbar slipped right out of my hand for no reason. All I had to do was hold it but it fell right out. The guy tried to squirm away so I didn't have time to pick up the crowbar and I hurt my hand a little but not as much as I hurt his jaw and teeth. The next time I was in that situation I held on to the crowbar just fine. My point is that Johnson will be just fine. It's not like you guys were going anywhere this year anyway what with your record plus you have to play the Jets again which is a certain defeat. Maybe next year you can get a wild card behind us. Keep your chin up unless I am in fornt of you with a crowbar. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Whoa what a night. I got tickets so to speak during the rain delay. Got a call from a guy I know working security and he let me in during the lightning. There was a lot of people milling around in the non seat areas. Some people were careless with there wallets and I ended up finding a nice some of money. Some people were careless with their mouth and I'm sure a few dentists will be having a big day today. You're welcome Dr. Fischbein. After the game we really tied one on. I think it was pretty calm as I only remember busting one beer bottle over someone's head. The parking lot on the way out was fun too. Here is a tip for if you go to the Meadowlands. Don't take up two parking spots with your fancy Mercedes unless you have AAA or four spare tires. Oh yeah also don't walk back to your car too slow if your in a crowd or else you might get pushed over from behind and end up with the nickname gravelpuss. I have to get some sleep but I'm sure glad I got that call last night. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

My comments is this. The Vikings will find out what the Bills and the Patriots already did. That the Jets are unvinceable. The Bills and the Patriots played the Jets and they they traded their best player because they give up this year. After today the Viking will proabably still think they can make the Super Bowl, but they will not think they can win it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Read closer Einstein. I never said unvinceable. I said practically unvinceable. I know they lost a game. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

There was a lot of embarrassing going on yesterday as the J-E-T-S romped on the Bills. And I went into how my teacher said it was a very good score and she is a member of the system unlike you who appears to be on the outside of the tent p!$$!ng in. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I am not aware of any extra credit counting towards an SAT score and I wouldn't do it anyway because I am not a nerd. What did you do for your extra 130 points geek? Clean the chalkboard? If I was there you may have had an eraser for lunch. You got a funny bit going which I'm guessing wouldn't be so funny live and in person. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

It wasn't bragging because I backed it up. Everyone was calling me dumb but yet I practically got an A on my SATs. Who is it that looks dumb now? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

My grandma used to say I was a caricature but she was family and I was a kid. You saying it shows a lack of respect. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I was trying to be nice. It was you guys that was not being nice which is the only reason I came back to rub it in. If you was nice, I would leave you alone after that beat down. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I'll have you know that I am not moronic as I pointed out last week that I got almost 900 on my SATs. And I am only returning the obnoxious behavior that was given to me by some people who fancies themsleves as tough guys. I didn't know everyone in here was so senstive because it is only football. It's not like I hit you in the back of the head with a shovel and then put you in the trunk of car and brought you to the river and made you drink gasoline until you talked. I would do you all a favor this week and bust the arm of a Jaguars fan but I don't think I'll be able to find any so sorry. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I miss when the Jets played at Shea stadium and could do that. Astro turf stinks if you ask me. I wouldn't be in here rubbing it in but you guys should learn to be more polite because when you're not polite it comes back to bite you. In Football talk it is all just words but in real life it might hurt. And yes I realize the Jets lost a game so they are not completely unvinceable but they might as well be for the Bills. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Last week I came in here to tell a funny story and have a few laughs with you guys and some of you decided to get on my case like I was out of line or something. Well now your chickens has come home to roost. I wouldn't take it too hard though. It is just that the Jets are pretty much the best team in the league. Not that football is a big thing but I do like beat downs and that sure was one. The Bills looked like Celtic Soulja just like I predicted. And everybody who laughed when I said the Jets are pretty much unvinceable is probably not laughing anymore. I also said the Bills might win a game soon and this might be the week. I think they get to play an average team which gives them a shot. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Yuck it up now wormboy but if the ghost of the boss get a hold of you I think there be more than pee on the floor.

You really look like you know what goes down on the streets of Philly. Is that why you wear a bow tie? You look like one of those guys from that Eddie Murphy movie. I think it was called trading places. Can I call you Mortimer? My advice to you Mortimer is not to venture out on the real streets of Philly. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

You are pretty brave all holed up in that mansion with a ghost protecting you. I'm not yellow except for ghosts. I don't like ghosts. Why don't you get out of that house and we'll see whose yellow. All of you Bills fans in here are pretty unfriendly. I came by to share a story about beating up the Justin Beaver lookalike which is something you might find funny and you start in on the Jets. I like the Jets and all but it is not like it is the end of the world. Just because the Bills have no chance Sunday is not a reason to start something that nobody here can finish. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Ooooooooh. Wormboy. You still hanging around here? Your fingers heal up ok? Are they any quicker at typing passwords? I seen the boss's ghost but I doubt the boss will be looking for me much as he clumsily fell into the ocean if you know what I mean. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Ok Mr. Belverdeer. I got a question for you. I can't start a sentence with a conjunction but can I start a root canal with a fist? Don't bother answering that cuz I already know the answer to that. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I believe you cracked that safe like I believe pigs could fly. Next thing you'll tell me is that the gerbil helped you.

I don't get pissed. I get even. But I seen a ghost of the boss that day and ain't no safe worth messing with a ghost. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I'm not no nerd that goes for a 115 by doing extra credit work. I got my 93 straight up.

You might want to take that up with my teacher Mrs. Guaranelli. She about 83 when I had her but you didn't want to go around telling her she was wrong if you like the back of your head in one pice.

Well I don't know if you rode your dinosaur to the test in the day but my teacher said I got the highest score in the whole school. 900 out of 1000 is like 90 out of 100 which is an A which is the highest score. I am also pretty smart in IQ that way even better because I have a 93 out of 100.

If you try to read my note it wasn't to knock the Bills mostly. It was saying I got a job to beat up your old QB. Maybe if you was nice I would have mailed you one of the teeth. But now you go type a bunch of stuff about football which is not really a big thing to me. I like the Jets and all but the main story was a little inside information about which you guys might like to know. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

You guys is pretty dense up there huh? Maybe if you understood the SATs are out of 1000 you would also understand that Rex was guessing that nobody else in a good frame of mind would take that QB. It's just Rex would like to have him to make the game even uglier. I think he was surprised at the Florida guys actions. At least for now nobody is beating up Kellen Clemens. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I am not unintelligble and I wouldn't be calling me that. I got almost 900 on my SATs so I think you might want to eat your words a bit. I didn't really even go to school much and still got a high score like that. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Some words have more than one meaning so maybe I should explain because I forgot I was talking to people from the sticks. Funny stuff can make you laugh. And sometimes smacking around guys with Justin Beaver hair does make me laugh but that's not what I meant. Funny can also mean unexpected or odd. That's the kind of funny I meant because I been talking to you guys on and off here and now I was possibly going to be working over a QB you had. I hope I explained it so you can understand now. And maybe I can also explain to not call me dumb because in the long run you might feel dumb for saying it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.