Jimmy Spagnola

I don't expect nobody to say stuff like that to me in real life. The internet makes for a lot of tough guys. You're lucky that you're on the internet I can tell you that. You don't bother me none but you should know I have a few Russian associates that are hackers and can figure out where anyone lives. Yevgeny is like a magician. He knows stuff about convertng internet addresses into street addresses.

I was only on this board because my boss used to be here before he accidentally died. I was just updating everyone on my Jets. I don't really like Sanchez, but I REALLY don't like people giving my attitude. Be careful there Charlie.

My Jets usually break my heart. After that I usually go out and break a few arms and legs. But this year I felt different. I felt they did all they could do. The QB is a little fancy but I like the rest of the team and the coach is awesome. I think we'll be good for a while.

Oh my God. I seen a ghost. I seen a ghost of the boss. Just when I was using that nerds eyeball to get through the security system I seen a ghost of the boss walking up the driveway. He was wearing the same clothes as when he clumsily fell off the fishing boat and his shirt was ripped. He didn't look all ghosty, he looked really real. It was a lucky break for the nerd I can tell you that. He was about to go missing for a long time. Instead I got out of there quick. How long do ghosts usually hang around their old house before leaving like Patrick Swayze? It was about a week right?

If you have to physically force a nerd to submit to a reticinal scan, how hard should you jam his eyeball against the scanner?

I don't believe you got no money bug. And the only time I spent in the joint was knocking some heads around afore I got acquitted. If your cousin Vito is the jamoke I'm thinking of, he would definitely know how much time people spent in the shower since he was there 24 7. And don't worry none about me getting past the reticinal scan. I got my eye on an eye that my get me in. Some nerd has been poking around the place and it looks like he knows his way around. I'm just waiting for the right time.

Hey Wormboy do you know anything about this nerd that has been hanging around here? He's been snooping around the safe area. He's seems to know his way around. I have just been watching him so far. Do you think his eyeball would work? Hows about his thumbs?

I think you are lying about the password. I don't really care one way or the other about Canada but there is no way that the boss had that as a password attached to a lie detector. The guy was no fan of Canada I can tell you that. I hadn't really noticed nothing about Canadians being dumb but the boss clued me in. He said the average Canadian can't even tell the difference between bacon and ham.

I'm not scared of him or his threats none. It turns out Wormboy was right though and there are lots more obsticles. I'm not scared of them neither. Jimmy Spagnola ain't scared of nothing. Nothing but ghosts at least. One time I saw a ghost of my Grandma Vincenza like a week after she died. It came after me with a rolling pin and I swear it felt like she hit me with it. She was yelling at me in Italian and then she just disappeared. I also seen her ghost one other time waiting in line to buy a lotto ticket but I don't think she noticed me. I got out of that store before she was done filling out the betting slip. I really don't like ghosts.

I'm in. No thanks to any of yous guys. P.S. If anyone asks; you never heard of me.

I am confused and a bit concerned you are lying to me. You do know what happens to people that lies to me right? The first obsticle is the password not any of that other stuff. That's what I been saying. If there is more junk after that so be it. And I told you that the boss clumsily fell off the boat. I think you helped me a little bit here. I never heard the boss called crayonz before. Maybe he meant his own signature on Two Bills Drive possibly. I thought there was a signature for the whole sight. I will look up the signature for someone with a name of crayonz and try it. If there is more crap to get by after that I will figure it out. I can tell you I don't want to be ripping my own eye out though. If I catch that gerbil I will use his. Do gerbils have retinas?

Talk to me little man.

I didn't see nobody down at the river, which is exactly what I thought. I'm sure this vault will respond to a little brute force since that is my only option. As of now, none of you guys get a cut. I also notice that the little picture you put in your note is called flirt. Unless you're a chick, I think you should stay away from me.

Why would you be the only one to know the signature to this web site? Are you trying to put one over on the rest of your friends? Do you run this outfit? Were you and my client close?

What I need is for someone to give me the Two Bills Drive Signature. I tried all the stuff I could think of like "Kelly" because his picture is there, "est. 1996" because that seems like a code or something, and "Powered By IP.Board © 2009 IPS, Inc. Licensed to: Two Bills Drive" because it is at the bottom where a signature belongs. So you can see I'm not dumb like you inferenced. I just don't hang around Bills web sites all day to learn the signature. J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets by the way. And enough looking into my background already.

Ok smart guy, which river? When and where?

Some things like passwords are hard to crack. Some things like skulls are easy.

Is that right? Well, maybe I should start seeing things your way I suppose. What do you say to us meeting somewhere to make the exchange? How about we do it down near the river?

50/50 split of your head maybe Mr. Negotiator. I'm done with you.

Oh look an internet tough guy from the Air Force. What did you do there? Stewardess? Maybe there is a marine on this sight so I at least know what I'm dealing with. I did that password and it didn't work and I think I figured out what it means maybe and I don't like that one bit.

This lack of password giving falls under the category of "do not hold out on me". Do you not trust me or something? I do what I say if it is good. I do what I say if it ain't so good. Get it? I tried all the passwords people gave in the thread except Wormboy's. None of them worked. Don't give me the wrong password in a guess to get money. If you know it you know it if you don't you don't.

Look bug. I already said there might be something in it for you if you give me the password. I also said do not hold out on me. Did you somehow fail to understand this?

I don't think I'm gonna be the one that feels dumb if I run into any of you guys some night.

I notice you don't say any of that stuff to my face. I also notice that Ginny told me that someone stole all of her Werther's Originals. I also notice that all your suitcases are myteriously disappeared. I also think that Ginny broad was accusing me of taking her Werther's originals which was a big mistake on her part.

I seen the computer myself one time. And don't worry none about "thebug". He's's just going off what I said. I'll deal with the computer if you give me the "Two Bills Drive" signauture there Mr. Finance. I suggest you tell me.