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Jimmy Spagnola

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  1. Rex is a good dude but he is already getting soft up there in winterland. Soon he will lose his edge to smack people around which Bowles ain't gonna do. I like Rex though i gotta admit. Except for two times a year or three if he manages to get you guys in as a wild card. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. I didn't know you was a Jets fan. You should go to one of them shelters if she keeps beating you up like that. I think they have those for men. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  2. Now that you guys is nervous about this week not because of the game but because of tough guy boston fans in your stadium. First off I think it is cute that you is all worked up cuz of your 1-0 record. Big deal. The Jets is 1-0 to and I ain't counting no chickens. Win or lose you can't let yourselfs knuckle under when it is time to man up. Especially to some chowder head boston guy. I think they got a movie coming out to make boston guys look tough also. Spare me. That Whitey guy got caught. I'd like to smack him in his face for lettin them make a movie about him. And you know they is gonna make it look all rough in boston. That's gonna be a ton of laughs that one. You know what they call guys like him in a real city? Flunky. In boston he is Mr. Everything. Remember that when you is gonna be defending your house and don't let your team get beat by that little punk Brady. He knows he might get smacked now that you guys have Rex who isn't quite all softened up by Buffalo yet. I want you guys to hit him and then we can take him out even easier. This Bowles guy is the real deal who already put one Cleveland guy out of his misery then took down Johnny football. You better tune in Monday night if you ever wanna see Andrew Luck play again cuz this is probably gonna be it for him. I was just stopping by to say I was rooting for you and don't back down cuz you get intimidated by guys from a sposedly big city like boston. It might be big to you but it ain't nothing you can't handle on the right day. Good luck. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  3. I already seen this one on here. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  4. I didn't say nothing mean to your old lady Howard so you can stop getting all worked up and go back to hiding behind her skirt. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Your Stone Cold Steve Austin like I'm Rockefeller. Get bent. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  5. I didn't come here with no hard feelings Shirly and I didn't say nothing mean about the Bills neither. I was just pointing out that they took the has been coach and that the Jets is light years ahead of them. That's it. And I did it in a nice way to. If your husband can't read right and needs an old broad to back him up that is his problem and Sal will take care of it I am quite sure. My best advice would be leave the dust bunnies on the barbells and lay low for a while. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. What are you yapping about? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  6. Your funny old man. Trust me you don't want no part of me snapping your forearms like they was pretzel sticks. I don't care about your uniform or not. How about I send my great uncle Sal over to see you? He was my Grandma Vincenzo's brother. He is 82 but I'm pretty sure he could take care of business. He doesn't get out much though. Maybe in the parking lot of the Jills game when they come to the city to play the Jets? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  7. I think Bilbo is one of them backwards readers because if looks like his name should be Dildo. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  8. Do you have a safe mail route? Because I'd hate to have someone come up from behind and slams you into a window frame with iron bars around it. Your face looks like it bruises easily and you'd look like some kind of striped prune that runs it mouth a lot. That would be unfortunate. Watch your back when your delivering. And how did you fix the problem with the lunch kid at school? Did you bring an extra pair of tighty whites in your Scoobly Doo thermos? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  9. At least your not a jerk but you think to much. Rex got run because he is to much of a nice guy and that don't play in NYC. Simple as that. The new guy will get the job done period. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  10. First off I started out being nice and not giving no smack talk. I even said you guys is cool and somebody said Happy Birthday. Then I tell it like it is and you think it is smack talk? I can do smack talk but don't really like it though. I prefer the smack without the talk but my guess is youv probably been smacked enough to know that. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  11. I can't believe I clicked on this one but I laughed really hard though when I saw the title. Might has well has been "What if rainbows fart unicorns all the way to the Super Bowl". I laughed my Pepsi outta my nose on this one. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  12. I think he obviously knows what needs to be done since his defenses is always the best. Like those guys need to practice in May to beats the Bills. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. The Jets is interested in winning a Super Bowl and got a higher draft pick than the Bills got. But the Bills didn't have one because they took the guy with girl hair instead. The one that showboated and got smacked. It's not the last time he will get smacked neither. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  13. In the meanwhile Geno already won the job and is getting better by the minute. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  14. Either way makes you understand what I mean which is more than I can say for your dentist when you mumble show him a handful of teeth that I knocked out of you. Maybe you can write him a note. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  15. Good luck to you also but try not being so high fallutin. Maybe I might break up some running on sentences with periods out of respect to you breaking up your menstro cycle with periods. Punk. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  16. The Jets needed to get rid of Rex because he is too friendly for football. All of that losing last year got us a tougher guy and softie went to you guys as a bonus. I like Rex and you guys but youse small time and play in a division with a medium city and a big city. When the cops are down you will get smacked into next week every time. The Jets is on the way back to the top in either this year or next. I hope you guys make the wildcard because I like you plus because it would be an easy win. I came on here being nice and in a good mood because somebody said Happy Birthday but you wanna talk tough. Typical. Wrong guy Mr. Lightning. I crap thunder and lightning by the way. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  17. A lot of stuff has happened since I been here. I logged in and somebody had sent me a note from my birthday saying Happy Birthday so thanks. I read your practice topic and it looks like your quaterbacks stink like predicted. It is a quarterback league so good luck in the draft. You guys got Rex and he is a cool dude even though he doesn't coach that good any more. But he is better than some of the guys you had before. We got Gailey but not for the top job but more for what he belongs in. And we now finally have a top notch head coach to go with our talent and big market team. It is to bad for you guys that you has to be in the AFC East with a team that cheats and another big time team on the rise. I think if you was in the rust belt division or slum division or whatever they was gonna call that when they had the idea then you'd have a chance. Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Buffalo and Detroit I think it was. They could have called it the put me out of my misery division. With no QB on your team you have a chance to set the record for number of interceptions by Revis in one day. Maybe you can beat out the cheaters because Tommy Boy can't play against you this time. You're defense is good though too I gotta admit. I have to laugh at your new owner spending all of this money thinking you guys can compete but he is at least trying. You just know some crap is going to happen to you again. And that is before the Jets defense treats you guys like a bunch of rag dolls. I hope you had your fun last year when the Jets were working there plan to get rid of Rex. My favorite play was that rookie getting caught from behind when he was showboating. He was lucky it wasn't me who caught him because I would have smacked him right in his face. I hope everyone has been good I'm just checking in to be nice. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  18. I said I wasn't comin back win or lose but I decided to say good job to the Bills. The Jets sure was a hot mess this week and I think the playoffs are starting to look iffy. Geno was bad like EJ usually is and we kept giving you the ball even though you mostly couldn't do nothin with it. I think I will root for the Bills because I hate the Patriots because I hate all things Boston. They are punks over there who deserve to get smacked. Imagine if the Bills beat them out I will get to laugh at them forever to losing to you guys. But I guess if the KC Royals can make the World Series a team like the Bills can beat the Jets once in a blue moon. Once Percy and Vick get it rolling we will be hard to stop but they only have a little time and we have to win all the games to get to 9-7 and make the playoffs. But if we do watch out. If we don't do it I will root for youse. But you got to get the killer instinct. Slap people around when you have them down. It is like when a guy is on the ground and you know he has a money. Don't let him get up and think up excuses. Kick him in the rib cage. When he doesn't breathe good he does talk good. You got to do stuff like that. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  19. Is Hemet some kind of Buffalo area place for dummies? I thought that was Cheekatoga or somethin. I go back to collect twice because they lost once then I collected then they lost again then I gotta collect again. It shouldn'ta been to hard to understand that. I could use Hemet though. Knock knock who's there Hemet Hemet who? Hemet my fist with his mouth when he go outta line.
  20. Win or lose I probably won't come back on cuz we'll probably win and I don't like to rub it in. It's like when I have a job to do and I break a guys nose or his whole face. I don't go to his doctor's office to watch him cry so I won't come back here Monday. If you guys got a miracle Sunday then good luck the rest of the season because you'll need it but I don't mind the Bills. They Bills are kinda like the Jets little brother or something. We smack them around all the time but still root for them when they go down the street to fight the neighbor kid. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  21. Don't talk about no ghosts buddy. And you know what happens when Bills fans like you start talking smack about Jets fans at Jets games? Every section becomes the nosebleed section. And I don't even go there with nothing against the Bills. I just don't like nobody running their mouth. And it's not like theres not stuff to make fun of Bills fans about. The Jets isn't the one that traded two first picks and a fourth pick and now won't have a chance to draft a franchise QB next year. That was the Bills. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.
  22. Vincenzo is a last name to did you ever think of that genius? And I'll call it sauce or gravy or soup or dinner or whatever I want and I can also explains it in a way people on a board based in a hick town might understand it. That's because I am a good communicator. When I smash a guys face I might call it his mug or his face or his pie hole or lots of other stuff, but he gets the point cuz I communicate it. To answer Greggy, I don't know about boss's go to drink but I do know he drank a lot of salt water at one point. Youse Bills fans all remind me of work sometimes. It is like the guys who keeps losing bets and not paying up and I have to make a visit. The next time around they bet again. I can't believe somebody takes their action but I get more work. And here you guys are thinking you is better than the Jets after years and years of seeing that you is not. I feel bad for you like sometimes I feel bad adding medical bills to guys gambling debts. At least yours is harmless fun.
  23. Ma changed how she makes sauce which kinda pisses me off but she is doing ok. And if you was crackin a Ma joke then prepare to have somethin of your own cracked. Like your skull for instance.
  24. I seen my Grandma Vincenzo's ghost buying a lottery ticket at the corner store once and an old boss of mine one time clumsily fell into the ocean but then I seen him walking up his driveway. But I has always been afraid of ghosts even before that.
  25. Youse guys is really sounding nervous and jealous. Look at the bright side. Jackson and Spiller ain't gonna have to worry about getting smashed this week like they usually do against the Jets. I think I might be going to the game Sunday and I hope none of you show up in your gear cuz I might have to smack you eight ways from Sunday and I might not even know it is you. The first one I would like to find is whoever said something about ghosts which scares me and people think is fake but they are not fake because I have seen some of them. If you guys do get some sort of Christmas miracle the jet s might have a hard time making the playoffs so I might start rooting for you for the rest of the year. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS. Are you sure that punk didn't say kick? Why do you think he don't post here no more?
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