Jimmy Spagnola

Whatever because that California kid ain't going to Buffalo. He will just hold out for a trade like Eli because the big city money and glory is what can make his career. What is he going to do in Buffalo? It is cute and all but what kind of money can he get? What is he going to do a commercial for the local sub shop or VFW or mini golf? The Jets is a worldwide brand on toppa making money in the big city. Sorry guys but we got him. Maybe you can get the QB from Iowa for Nebraska or some other podunk place if they is any good. Like I said I don't mind you guys, you just gotta be realistic. And you all the tough guys in here remember that if I drop you off the fire escape on the highest building in Buffalo you might survive the 4 story drop but it's still gonna hurt. So don't get all mouthy. I'm just talkin football. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I got five knuckles which can do that for ya. Wise guy. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Maybe you could figure out my name if I punched you hard in the forehead while I was wearing my ring and when you woke up next Monday you could look in the mirror and see my initials on your melon. Does that sound pretty good or you wanna take my word for it? And I think the Jets is gonna suck plenty fine thank you very much. Did you even get to see some of the preseason stuff? Oh my God it is bad. They got this mick guy name uh Clown playing QB. His name is actually McClown. Show me an Irish guy that ain't gonna get beat up in a man sport. Connor McGregor just got whooped good by a guy who got back in his wheelchair after the fight. And his backup is some Jewish kid. We is gonna suck all right but even if we won against youse there is still no way that kid accepts gettin drafted to Buffalo. He has too much star power and needs to be in NYC. But why did you guys trade Watkins though? You coulda kept him and had him fake an injury or had him play the jets and get actually hurt. Then you coulda had him next year when you get your unferior guy to play QB. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Long time no talk guys but I thought I'd drop in cause we play each other week one. Weird year huh? With us both trying to suck and all. I get what the Jets is doing even if I don't like it. I root for them to win all the time and I can't help it none. But they is playing for their stud QB for years to come. Probably that kid from California and can you imagine the money that kid can make when he wins a bunch of Super Bowls for a legendary team like the Jets? I don't get what youse is doing though. Your team was bad but not really bad when you had Watkins. Now you have Shady and some other good guys but not great and your Qb is just pretty bad, not really really bad and so you is probably going to win a few games and not get the kid from California. Those new guys you got running things sure dress like nerds but they don't seem so smart like nerds. And plus no way that kid goes to Buffalo anyway seeing he could hold out and go to the Jets like Eli did with the Chargers and Giants. No way. And that's even considering San Diego is beautiful Eli holded out. No way does this kid go to Buffalo or Cleveland. He wants the Jets like Jim Kelly did but things are different now and he will be able to choose. So who does you guys think you is gonna get for a rookie QB next year? I didn't pay much attention to the guys after our guy. Do they suck a lot or is any of them any good? I feel bad for you guys because I wouldn't mind if you finished second to us every year for the next 20 or so while we dominate. I hate the Patriots and Dolphins much more even though if I go on a trip to Miami I get lots of ladies while I'm there. Trust me I don't do that when I go to the Buffalo games. So I guess the bottom line is that I will be rooting for the Jets to smack you around the field all day like usual but then end up losing instead. Maybe we'll do that thing we learned from you about not picking up the kickoff in the end zone. It will be a long year but worth it. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Slow down Howeird. I don't got nothin against you until you start in with the lip and I definitely ain't got no designs on your girl I think she needs a break though. Think about it. You been married 58 years which means in the 58 years and a week since you met her in a bathroom stall she has been with you. She seems like a good woman who got around a little in her younger day. I don't think she has been nothin but loyal to ya but that is her body, not her mind. I can tell her mind wanders and you gotta get that under control. Can yu even imagine the stress she has faced? Youse always ranting all the time, threatening people with no way to deliver. Scraping by on mailman money. She gots to name the dog after you because the breath is the same. Now you and the dog are old and when there is a puddle and a pile in the hall she don't know which Howard did what. That's a lot of stress. I got some marriage advice for you. Let her get away for a weekend but not too far. That slum neighborhood uh yours must have some real winners in it. Let her hang out with the 47 year old kid that never left his mom's basement with the dungeons and dragons. Or maybe she can take up with that kid that always wears the helmet and still delivers your paper like he did since 1988. I don't know who but I know you must have a bunch of em up there. If youse play your cards right she will have a fling with someone that makes you look good. It will hurt at first but it'll end up relieving your stress. She ain't getting pregnant because she must had the menstrual pause by now. And listen to your doctor on the diet and stuff but the main thing is that you don't get worked up. Ain't no town like Buffalo putting up new stadiums. enjoy what you got. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Listen Shirl I know what you is getting at and it just isn't gonna happen. You probably had your chance to ditch Howard at some point but youse too late now. Ans I ain't into bags your age. No offense. I'm sure you are real nice. And I didn't come in here intending to start nothin. Your husband is a hot head who can't back nothin up which is how he might end up with eye holes in his neck. I'm gonna leave you alone but keep an eye on him. Tell the truth, Did the dog get his name because they have the same breath? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I don't think you never met me pal. Cuz if you did and you started in with your lip then you'd remember because I would have taken your bottom lip, pulled it over the top of your mailman hat so it was covering your face then poked a couple of eyeholes in it so you could see. By the time Shirl removed it from your face you end up with two scars the size of your eyes on the front of your neck. If you don't have them scars, you never met me. And I wouldn't steal no wine that you were gettin. Maybe some expensive stuff to sell but I think your customers was givin you ripple. Wine is for fairies if you ask me. I might of take a bottle or two to bust someone over the head but that would be it. I don't watch no heavy metal videos neither. I like Springsteen. I guess naming your dog Howard makes sense. Did Shirl smell his breath and then name him? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Listen up Howeird you might want to read a little better. I was being nice to you even about your stupid idea. I told the other guys in here to cut you some slack. The thing is I don't think podunk Buffalo is building any stadiums like the Jets has. It's too small and building it straight up in the air would get it blown over by all that snow. So get over it. And I wasn't talking about Shirl really just your memories of meeting her after waiting in that long line for the stall she was in. And I didn't remember nothing about your affair with Freddy Mercury. I bet you pinned him right down there when you was teaching him a lesson but he was from England and those guys is easy to pin down. I'm from the city Howeird. Don't get out of your comfort zone cuz picking up your own teeth is never comfortable. And I didn't know you had a kid named Howard too. Does he still live at home? Did he ever get a job? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Youse guys need to cut old Howard a break. He remembers the good times at the old stadium. But Howie I think you needs to move on from the stadium cuz it ain't happening. When they ripped it down you should have bought a seat. Or maybe a stall from the Men's room. That's where youse and Shirl met right? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Your eyes must be going like your marbles is going old man. I didn't say nuthin disrespectful for your wife. I wouldn't do that given what she must have had to put up with in her day. I said she might like an exercise ball to exercise with. Things that go through your dirty old mind when you think of balls are things you should keep to yourself with your mouth shut pervert. Other people in this topic put in very many disgusting things about gifts for your wife if you didn't notice. You were to busy thinking about balls. Again. Tell Shirl I would never say nuthin mean about her. And it don't matter if you are 5'3" or 6'10" to me because you'll always be short. Short work. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

If she is into fitness get her an exercise ball. She can work out at home when she can't get to the club on Thursday. And you like balls right? So it's a win-win. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Jabby, It is 2016 my friend and youse should be able to clearly see that the Jets has been on the upswing and the Bills isn't so good at all. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I seen him play and he was really good. Like almost as good as Klecko and Gastineau good. The offense guys are the ones that really used to piss me off though. Mostly Andrew Reed who I wanted to punch in the face and Thurman Thomas who always did something lucky at the end of the game. But those days is over now and the Jets is the alpha male. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

That's good cuz the Jets aint gonna wear no protection tonight. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

No sweat bags. In my line of work you find out pretty quick that pretty much any one name a Ryan winds up in the fetus position real soon. Only ones that get there faster are named Jeremy. The was this one guy I used to slap around I ending up calling Ryan the Turtle. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

That's funny cuz you got a face I'd like to smash in with a milk bottle. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

The Jets is about to retire Tyron Taylor's number permanently tomorrow but that ain't a Jets number so I don't know. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I hope you girls don't get hurt catfightin, Jerry Jabs, If you need to tell yourself all that stuff don't let me stop you. The Bills ain't going nowhere against the Jets D and Fitz don't need to do much plus he has lots of weapons and you guys couldn't even stop Baltimore who is nothing but crap on offense. You stopped them from getting the number one pick in the draft is what you did. The Jets has some work to do to catch the Patriots now that they got another pretty boy who I would also punch in the face. I hope youse beat them to help us in if you have to do some stuff after the whistle. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

Hey I said I don't wanna kick nobody then you get to startin in with me. Fitz is our QB and he's been winning games. We lost to Cincy last week which pissed me off because I'd like to punch that little redheaded twerp they have playing quarterback right in his face then kick his teeth down the street. He's just got one of those faces you want to punch. But the Jets was just getting going and that AJ Green is good not like nobody you got. Youse got nothing in Buffalo this year. It is pretty sad really because I think you will end up like even Cleveland or worse. Don't watch tomorrow night because maybe next year is a better time to watch. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

But youse is down. How did you loose to the Ravens? They suck worse than anybody else you is playing this year. Don't throw no snowballs at the Jets this week when you is getting smacked around. Fitz still likes you guys. Leave him alone. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

What are you talking about there Ace? I seen on TV that as of now the Jets is already in the playoffs. It was right there on TV. You might notta seen it if you turned off the Bills after they were eliminated then went out trick or treating. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

The Jets is in the playoffs already so I don't know what you're talking about. And I come in here being nice again and some other new guy starts in with me. This happens a lot on the computer net. In real life people like this would be spending a lot of time picking up teeth. And Fitz is finally doing good because he is in a high end city where smart guys like. And Fitz is a smart guy. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

It shoulda never even got to OT. The Pats is old now and the Dolphins suck and the Bills is on the first year of the 5 year Rex plan to hell. I'm most worried about your team after they dump Rex in a few years. You might be good then. I think we got the division until then though. Do you think they'll mix up the divisions if you guys move to Toronto and the Jagoffs move to London for like an international division? Miami is mostly Cuba anyway so they could be in it. Then the Jets might have some competition if the move Pittsburgh or somebody to the East. So the one guy says we'll play the 3rd or 4th seed but I think the Jets will be the the 4th seed. They would have to give it to us over podunk KC because we are the big city team. I don't know though I guess I'll just wait and see. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

I know there is a bunch of propeller heads in this sight and since you have nothing better to do I was wondering if you could help out a friend. I was trying to figure out who the Jets is gonna play in the playoffs but I don't really know how it works. It would be nice if we could smack New England again. That seemed easy yesterday. I have to admit I think the Cardinals will be tough in the Super Bowl though. Can someone let me know who the jets is playing and how the rules work? Thanks and a good win for youse yesterday. Did they make that QB throw left handed as like a handicap cuz Rex has made you guys so bad? P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.

How about this. Jimmy knocked two molers and a vicarious out of of K-9's pie hole when he mouthed off to much. Is that about right? If not you still might want to be a little more careful. I will give youse credit where it is due. When the Jets made some mistakes the Bills made of most of it. Sometimes one team dominates but the other team wins. It happens. We'll see what happens when we play you later if it doesn't get snowed out again like last year. Maybe Podunk should hire some union snow plow operators this time. I hope you win against the Patriots next week and Brady loses every last one of his vicariouses. P.S. J-E-T-S Jets JEts JETS.