What do they call the elevator at the Cheektowaga Town Hall?
A ski lift!
Why didn't they build the stadium in Cheektowaga?
Every seat would be behind a pole.
(I'm 100% Polish)
In the late 80s-early 90s, 6/7 of the Cheektowaga Town Board members and all other town elected officials were Polish. The lone one, Tom Johnson, said he had a Polish mother.