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Some teams are shaky, but some like San Jose are solid and sell 15K tickets for each home game. Helps if you win consistently.

JJ Sr. has tons of $. Just look in his secrets Swiss account. All that shakedown $. JJ Jr also has tons of $. Daddy shook down Anheiser Busch and got him the distrubtorship for the Chicago region.

Why didn't you just shiv the mofo?

More Mallow Cups.

Looks like you ban from Google has ended. Again, what is your line of work?

He loves salmonella.

Menopause???

Well. I and several others have asked you what you do for a living and you've been silent, so we assume it's McD's. With the level of your screeds, that is the most logical conclusion.

Obama's chickens have come home to roost!

Lesson #1 from the Clinton playbook.

And Barak Hussein Obama

I see you watched Family Guy this week.

The local radio station noted that in ALL the wire stories on his arrest, NOT ONE mentioned that he is a dem. If he was a republican, it would be in the first or second sentence.

Whatever he has has to be numb.

We'll be fighting in the streets With our children at our feet And the morals that they worship will be gone And the men who spurred us on Sit in judgement of all wrong They decide and the shotgun sings the song I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around me Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again The change, it had to come We knew it all along We were liberated from the foe, that's all And the world looks just the same And history ain't changed 'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around me Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again No, no! I'll move myself and my family aside If we happen to be left half alive I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky For I know that the hypnotized never lie Do ya? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! There's nothing in the street Looks any different to me And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye And the parting on the left Is now the parting on the right And the beards have all grown longer overnight I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around me Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again Don't get fooled again No, no! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Meet the new boss Same as the old boss

Find Dave Chappell's Blind black white supremacist bit. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Elliot using the intelligent sounding version of "I know you are, but what am I?".

My father was stationed on Ford Island in the late 40s-early 50s during the Korean War. There was no Arizona Memorial yet, just the twisted burnt superstructure poking up above the water. The also had left a lot of the bullet holes in in the hangars to remind the servicemen what had happened.

A friend worked at the Cavages (record store chain for the youngsters) HQ in Cheektowaga. They had a program where inmates at Attica could buy albums from them. Chapman ordered all the Lennon albums. The boss there said no F'n way they would send them.

Was he on Prosac today?? His expression was exactly the same every time they showed him.

Dammit, where's my car and rent payments!!?

The Dean,They showed it was OJ's blood. It was a 1 in something like 10 BILLION (more than there are people on the earth) chance that it was someone else's. If it was his son, it would have been somewhere like 50-70 % similar. Spell out for me how they framed OJ.

The nail cuticle and hair follicle are alive.The nail and hair itself are dead. The cells that go into the matrix are dead. Hair has no cells. the follicle does. That is why you need the follicle for a DNA test, not just a discarded hair. The shampoos and conditioners that give hair "body" do nothing but coat the keratin with chemicals that make it thicker.