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What the hell is that emoticon? looks like a smiley with a knife and fork. I'm saying IMO, the blood looks suspect to me. Plus this guy is a professional protester/agitator. At 75, that is not a wise career choice.There is a video by one of the other protesters asking why this old white man was there. He said " To have some fun." The young black man said to his friend " I think he's looking to get punched in the face by somebody."

That blood coming out of his ear is highly suspect. I slipped on some ice on my driveway in 2018. I hit the back of my head on the blacktop and heard a crack. No cut but had a big bump on the back of my head. A day later I had a contra-cous injury ( headache on the other side of my head where my brain rebounded and hit the inside of my skull. Iwas 61 at the fime. I could see blood where his skull hit the pavement and caused a cut, but not out his ear.

The Big Ragu really is the Big Ragu!

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Put the lime in the coconut and, call me. In the morning.

I thought "Plugs" Biden got the hair plugs on the top of his head, not the back. And uno are likely too young ti know, but bode had hair plugs done in the eatly 80s and they were bad, even for then.

Time for Elmer to get an ACME catalog.

Did joe have a mullet 25 years ago or did a muskrat climb on his neck?

GregPersons Murders English Language. News at eleven.

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A handful of people on this board and the main one have met me. All except one at a Bills game. I have no intention of getting a psycho like you get within hundreds of miles of me .

11 if you count GregPersons

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together Brighter than a lucky penny When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine I think Tibs has lost his throne

Shoot him or string him up by the balls. Seeing the end of your post, someone probably shot him since then.

Kurt Thomas, gymnast at 64 of a stroke caused by an aneurysm. Damn!There goes the chance for a sequel to Gymkata!

Tony Damza?

In Minneapolis, Omar probably wants Sharia Law.

The only problem is that no one has done it correctly!

So Tibs, the new members of age re-tard rodeo are so far out that you had to pop in to not lose your place as #1?

FIFY

The Nazi fairy sprinkled magic racist dust on you as you slept!

Oooooh! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been a Bills fan since before your daddy was a gleam in Grandpa's eye

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