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Wacka

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  1. Man:You sit here, dear. Wife:All right. Man:Morning! Waitress:Morning! Man:Well, what've you got? Waitress:Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... Waitress:...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings:Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress:...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife:Have you got anything without spam? Waitress:Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife:I don't want ANY spam! Man:Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife:THAT'S got spam in it! Man:Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings:Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife:Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress:Urgghh! Wife:What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress:Shut up! Vikings:Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress:Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife:I don't like spam! Man:Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings:Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress:Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man:Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress:You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings:(Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Monty Python has been scrubing videos of this off the internet, therefore the script/
  2. What the hell is that emoticon? looks like a smiley with a knife and fork. I'm saying IMO, the blood looks suspect to me. Plus this guy is a professional protester/agitator. At 75, that is not a wise career choice.There is a video by one of the other protesters asking why this old white man was there. He said " To have some fun." The young black man said to his friend " I think he's looking to get punched in the face by somebody."
  3. That blood coming out of his ear is highly suspect. I slipped on some ice on my driveway in 2018. I hit the back of my head on the blacktop and heard a crack. No cut but had a big bump on the back of my head. A day later I had a contra-cous injury ( headache on the other side of my head where my brain rebounded and hit the inside of my skull. Iwas 61 at the fime. I could see blood where his skull hit the pavement and caused a cut, but not out his ear.
  4. The Big Ragu really is the Big Ragu!
  5. Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
  6. Put the lime in the coconut and, call me. In the morning.
  7. I thought "Plugs" Biden got the hair plugs on the top of his head, not the back. And uno are likely too young ti know, but bode had hair plugs done in the eatly 80s and they were bad, even for then.
  8. Time for Elmer to get an ACME catalog.
  9. Did joe have a mullet 25 years ago or did a muskrat climb on his neck?
  10. GregPersons Murders English Language. News at eleven.
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  12. A handful of people on this board and the main one have met me. All except one at a Bills game. I have no intention of getting a psycho like you get within hundreds of miles of me .
  13. 11 if you count GregPersons
  14. Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together Brighter than a lucky penny When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine I think Tibs has lost his throne
  15. Shoot him or string him up by the balls. Seeing the end of your post, someone probably shot him since then.
  16. Kurt Thomas, gymnast at 64 of a stroke caused by an aneurysm. Damn!There goes the chance for a sequel to Gymkata!
  17. Tony Damza?
  18. In Minneapolis, Omar probably wants Sharia Law.
  19. The only problem is that no one has done it correctly!
  20. So Tibs, the new members of age re-tard rodeo are so far out that you had to pop in to not lose your place as #1?
  21. The Nazi fairy sprinkled magic racist dust on you as you slept!
  22. Oooooh! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been a Bills fan since before your daddy was a gleam in Grandpa's eye
  23. A modern-day warriorMean, mean strideToday's Tom SawyerMean, mean prideThough his mind is not for rentDon't put him down as arrogantHis reserve a quiet defenseRiding out the day's events The riverWhat you say about his companyIs what you say about societyCatch the mist Catch the myth Catch the mystery Catch the drift The world is, the world isLove and life are deepMaybe as his skies are wideToday's Tom Sawyer, he gets high on you And the space he invades, he gets by on youNo, his mind is not for rent To any god or governmentAlways hopeful, yet discontentHe knows changes aren't permanent But change isAnd what you say about his company Is what you say about societyCatch the witness Catch the wit Catch the spirit Catch the spitThe world is, the world isLove and life are deepMaybe as his eyes are wide Exit the warriorToday's Tom SawyerHe gets high on youAnd the energy you tradeHe gets right on toThe friction of the day Cant remove th underlines
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