metzelaars_lives

Dude can't you hear your Mom calling, it's time for bed.

Do you remember the game that Edwards had against the Browns last year? Jay Cutler does not have those types of games.

Not the worst post ever, but do we really need to use the word "retard?" That is not the preferred nomenclature and it makes it difficult for me to take your post seriously. In all honesty, if you have a high school diploma you should probably drop that word from your vocabulary.

Ralph is so cheap, we need to sign a big name coach for once! I have an undisclosed source (Skooby) who claims that we're taking a hard look at former Chiefs head coach Marv Levy. Are you kidding me!?! The last thing we need is a "smart" coach- what, just because he went to an Ivy League school? What a joke, Ralph needs to die already so we can finally put a winner on the field!

I agree completely- his name is Bruce Smith, incidentally. He only has 6 1/2 sacks this year- I mean that's OK, but for a #1 overall pick? So my question is, do we label him a bust or is it too early?

Who do you guys think should start? Ferragamo brings some good experience from his days as the Rams starter, but Mathison very well could be the future. God knows Jim Kelly will never sign with us, it looks like he's all set in the USFL. I say Mathison- he looks like he could be a good QB in this league for many years to come...

Frank Reich is a better QB than Jim Kelly and should be our permanent starter...

Anthony Toney

That was in New England, week 1. Takeo Spikes destroyed Tom Brady the first play of the season and London Fletcher scored a touchdown- that was pretty much the turning point of the season. It was all downhill from there. Do you remember Donte Whitner returned an interception for a TD that was called back on a phantom call in that game too? The Bills should've won that game.

Hey man- a couple things. First of all, I can't follow your little quote there about dissenters, I have no idea what it means and I consider myself to be pretty smart. Second of all, in all honesty, do you have a picture of Bobby Jindal as your avatar because you realize he's a complete douchebag and you think it/he's amusing or do you genuinely back the guy?

If I was in fact able to carry on, I will tell you this- UB tailgates would become insane.

I'm about 70% sure you're kidding.

This is true. Knew a guy who played with Leif Larsen on UTEP and he told me that he was putting them up- 48, 49, 50 and could have kept going but didn't want to draw too much attention to himself. Being the naive young weightlifter I was at the time, I asked him, "what kind of supplements was he using?" And he looked at me like I was a complete idiot and said, "what the hell do you think?" So there you have it.

Russ Brandon, is that you again? This site is for the fans.

OK I'm relatively new around here, who is this Soprano guy? Does he make a post like that just to mess with people or is he just wrong all the time?

Meanwhile Shanahan is sipping a cocktail on some island resort somewhere, making what- $6, $7 mill this year, just laughing...

Absolute worst case scenario: LT- Demetrius Bell LG- Kirk Chambers C- Geoff Hangartner RG- Brad Butler RT- Langston Walker wouldn't be the worst offensive line in all of football. I guess it would all depend on Bell, but Chambers is a starter in the NFL, no question. Not to mention, they could just as easily get a starting lineman if they trade Peters. Regardless, still not the Bills biggest concern. Where the hell are they gonna get a pass rush from? That's the question that still hasn't been addressed!

I've pondered this issue, and all I'll say is Stevie Johnson aint goin anywhere. I agree if they could get something for Roscoe, he's the odd man out. Although if they could find a way to get the ball in his hands this year, he could be a serious x-factor too. It's a good problem to have, we can leave it at that.

Good call. I whipped that up in literally two minutes, should've checked my facts. Thurman should've gotten in on the first ballot though...

Email I just sent to him: Hey Bruce, Great article! I'm sure you've taken a lot of heat from Bills fans, but don't listen to them, I'm one of them. Sure, you alluded to Joe Cribbs without mentioning unarguably one of the top 5 defensive players in league history, but so what? Sure you said they're blander than the Cleveland Browns, Houston Texans, Chicago/St. Louis/Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals, New Orleans Saints and didn't mention Thurman Thomas, who led the league in all-purpose yards for three consecutive years and got in on the first ballot, but hey, like I said, you are Bruce Jenkins, you obviously know what you're talking about. Winning four consecutive conference championships certainly makes a team bland and during those years, when they were setting league attendance records, one year after another, do you know what I was questioning about the team? Their flamboyancy! No flamboyancy, dammit! Now Joe (21 means 21) Montana- there was a flamboyant man. Now that you mention it, Jerry Rice was a little flamboyant himself. Ray Wersching was definitely the most flamboyant kicker in NFL history, no question. Again, great article Bruce. How you have a job writing about sports for a living and I'm stuck in a cubicle is one of life's great mysteries, but keep up the good work!

I'm not a religious man, but one man supposedly dying in order to give eternal life to all of mankind, a day which is celebrated, is worse than a combination of Hitler killing six million people, Stalin killing 10 million people, all the combat and civilian deaths, the A-Bomb, etc.?

If you like overly-tanned sluts in broken heals and fights and guidos in leather jackets and cross necklaces and people ripping lines in every bathroom and dirty hot dogs and puke on the sidewalk then Chippewa is awesome.

yeah between this post and your earlier proclamation that you go out on Chippewa twice a week, I'm starting to wonder about you.

I know Bruce Mathison sucked (he was the Bills' QB in my first game ever in 1985), but check out these threads... http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71395923.j...40A659CEC4C8CB6

You said it man, the Joe Ferguson-era Bills jerseys are the sickest ever (white helmets, charging buffalo). The darker shade of blue w/ the red helmets and blue face masks (I wanna say 84-86?) are insane also.