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He should be arrested for not getting a damn haircut. !@#$ing pseudo-hippie.

Early mead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKfFIKjncxk

I'm a man, so I eat steel-cut oats for breakfast.

Not old enough, apparently.

Haven't watched at all in the past few seasons, so I'm skipping this as well for the sake of spoilers.

A "properly cooked" Texas steak is burned? You learn something new every day.

"Too hot"? Uh, I don't think so.

Why would you give Salmon an excuse to post more? Incidentally, bears eat salmon. Carry on.

Freaks See if you can't find the original, longer version (it's a little freakier and doesn't have a stupid happy ending). "We accept her! We accept her! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!"

I didn't say the comparison worked. That was the point of the comparison. Thank the good lordy for John Marshall and the other stubborn Federalists post-1800 elections. You're just mad that Jefferson won.

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Our second president of the United States, John Adams, was for a bigger government. I don't even need to finish that.

Nice reference, but it was actually at a taping of his show

!@#$, man. I love cats, have had them all my life. Putting a pet down sucks.

Vincent D'Onofrio Travis Barker Ke$ha Almost forgot: Maury Povich.

My first game was just before I turned 10 (Jim Kelly's Wall of Fame induction day). My dad and I sat in a section that was made up largely of season ticket holders and I had a great time.

!@#$ YES I CAN'T WAIT

Don't remind us that MARCELL is not only a wiki warrior, but also can't use the search function... http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/107583-zeitgeistthe-biggest-wtf-ive-had-in-a-long-time/page__p__1745235__hl__zeitgeist__fromsearch__1#entry1745235

And if California slides into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will, I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill.

A guy that my father has worked with for 19 years passed away suddenly the other day. He was 48. His wife came in from gardening Sunday morning and just found him at peace in their bed. I'm young, but hearing about guys dying fairly early always makes me wonder about when I'm going to have to clock out.

Just realized that you turned 23. Missed a great opportunity to post a song for you.

1. Abortion: I honestly don't give a ****. 2. Gay Marriage: See #1, although it seems to me that it should happen, legally. 3. Prayers in school: See #1, again, as long as there aren't teachers pushing it and as long as it doesn't disrupt learning. 4. Death Penalty: In a more perfect world, we'd be able to do this cheaply and efficiently. In this world, let them rot in prison. 5. Guns: Unbending on the 2nd Amendment. 6. Health Care: You get what you pay for. 7. War on drugs: Enough with the bull ****, just legalize it already and let people die the way they please. 8. Taxes: Spend money in more efficient ways and in smaller quantities and a low, simple tax system will do us fine. 9. Immigration: Bring back the quotas! 10. Illegal Immigrants: Make those here currently either apply for citizenship or get out. Citizenship is bestowed based on good character and certain financial considerations (like whether they've been paying taxes, for instance). After that, it's time to be unbending on illegals: deport their asses. 11. Free trade: I'm for it, provided that the other nations involved aren't screwing us with it. 12. Military Spending: Quit foreign intervention almost cold turkey and this won't be an issue anymore. 13. Foreign Policy: See #12. "Mind our own F'in business" sounds pretty good. It's our own business and people we need to protect.