BRH

Even that won't convince them. Bet on it.

Haha! I thought the same thing and knew someone would reference the second shooter on the grassy knoll. But hey... maybe video DID record the second person entering before and after, and the league is sitting on that information for now. Or maybe the second person entered and exited through the drop ceiling a la Jason Grimsley. Just having fun.

It's not fast if there's someone else who's already in the bathroom, waiting. Two people could easily do this in 90 seconds. And yeah I know how ridiculous it sounds. So what?

Or you could take a piss and then grab your balls.

90 seconds isn't enough time to deflate two sets of balls.

See, e.g., Nixon, Richard; Clemens, Roger.

This is the response I expected.

Oh I admit it's probably too good to be true. Like the Patriots' success over the past 15 years.

I don't expect you to understand anything.

And wasn't replaced? It was two years ago, by the way. And he missed the 2012 season due to his illness. Steve Belichick joined the Patriots' staff for the 2012 season.

Which makes you wonder why none is listed in the Patriots' media guide.

If it really turns out to be Steve Belichick in charge of the balls... that's going to break the internets.

Google any other NFL team with the words "equipment manager" and you will get a webpage with a name and a bio. Not so with the Patriots.

I have actually already seen one Pats fan theorize that the ball boy was paid to set up the Patriots.

Here's my theory on how this went down: 1. League figures out what happened; tells Patriots to come clean and apologize and the penalty will be less. 2. Belichick holds PC, says he knows nothing, ask Tommy. 3. Tommy holds PC, says he doesn't know anything either. 4. League calls Patriots, says obviously you didn't hear us the first time; we'll give you one more chance. 5. Belichick holds second PC, spins wild scientific theory out of pure horseshit, basically dares league to show its hand. 6. We just saw the first card.

They found Dougie Spoons?

Who said lots of teams aren't doing it? - HOFWatkins

I don't understand. Did the clip exonerate the Patriots, or did the fact that ESPN "pulled" the clip exonerate the Patriots? I can't tell from the blurb, which is as badly written as the headline.

And they were unable to explain why the Colts' balls did not also similarly deflate.

Wah wah

Can we pin this post, please? /discussion

Riddick played for Belichick in Cleveland.

I think Billy Boy is leaving himself open to an obfuscation charge. That explanation was a total load of horseshit.

Seriously, my son, who's in 6th grade, caught immediately that Belichick was basically copping to the balls losing 3 psi in the first half. Why didn't anyone ask the Hoodie about this?

So if they didn't know all this, and inflated to 12.5 (as Belichick said the other day they do), that means that the balls actually went down THREE psi, not two. He's just inflated his culpability by an additional 50 percent.