SageAgainstTheMachine

Crazier things have happened in the realm of sports.

All I can really say is that this would be incredibly difficult to measure due to the changing attitudes about concussions. As recently as a decade ago, guys would just "get their bell rung" and get sent out there the next day. So basically, I would say that you can't develop statistical baselines for comparison to goalies in the past because, honestly, we don't know how many concussions they had. Sorry I can't be more helpful.

At least it's not an autism outbreak. I mean, that's what vaccines do after all.

Then there's the old "Get the dihydrogen oxide out of our rivers" bit.

You left out the part where he calls you racist.

!@#$ censorship.

There's a big difference between being blind to failure and being immune to it. I'm embarrassed by failure...when it's my own.

Why should I be embarrassed about something over which I have no control? Anybody who thinks the Bills' failures reflect negatively on me can go screw themselves anyway, so what do I care?

Yards from scrimmage includes receiving yards, so if dave was including today's game then Marshawn does indeed have over 1,000 yards. 876 yards from scrimmage prior to today.

I'd honestly be more likely to watch a Madden world championship.

They are simply terrible against the run. It's pathetic to watch.

With Manning out of the picture and the demise of the Chahguhs (and Rivers), there's been a serious dearth of quality QB play in the AFC.

Perhaps the greatest lyricist ever.

Ronnie James Dio - Rainbow in the Dark

Shut the !@#$ up, gringo.

Weren't all the coastal cities supposed to be underwater or under attack by refugee polar bears or something?

I wonder if I'm the only person in the history of the world to answer that specific question more than ten times. If not, who are the others? Was my claim of lentil exclusivity the douchiest among them? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

3 weeks and I cheated with a double cheeseburger.

Well played.

Points well taken, but I think most men have selective memory. Yes, "horny" is a good word to describe most 13 year old boys, but most of them would be rather confused and intimidated at the prospect of actually having sex, particularly with an experienced older woman. Or how about this...what about a horny 13 year old boy who's gay and in a sexual relationship with a male teacher? I don't think we'd see as many "Lucky kid " posts. Most people would find the idea repellent, as they should. I realize the world is shades of gray, but when it comes to something so awful as child molestation (and this IS child molestation), I think that society needs to draw a hard line in the sand no matter the circumstance.

As bad as Sandusky.

That's great. I love a good one liner. "On the other hand, you have different fingers." - Stephen Wright

Jasper should be the new kicker.

My absolute favorite is in my signature. I doubt Tyson really meant it that way, but to me it's a perfect metaphor for the grind of human experience. Another favorite is from Carl Sagan... "To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." At first it's just a good chuckle, but upon further thought I think it's a really nice meditation on man's failure to consider the world outside his own frame of reference. What are some of your favorites?

The most efficient way to deal with ankle pain is suicide.