SageAgainstTheMachine

Greatest singer in rock history. Heaven got a bit more...ostentatious...20 years ago. His best vocals, imo, were on Somebody to Love... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pMM4iwC-ag&ob=av2e

Welcome, Bills fan. Walls of text are discouraged. The Enter key is your friend.

One Norwood, 50,000 pom poms. The Football Gods despise pom poms that are shaken by anyone but a cheerleader.

Die Hard Star Wars Christmas Special

Oh well. Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks I guess. I'm into that bizarre type of humor.

The Pats game may feel like a century ago now, but I wouldn't trade in the memory. No sir.

Some are only 'meh'. The Rolling Stones one (I believe it's the video to Start Me Up) is hilarious.

I saw him on a promo for Two and a Half Men, I think. Don't watch the show so I can't really speak as to whether he'll be a main character. I can't fathom him not returning for the final season of BB.

Good for him. People change.

Gritty. Raw. Wow. http://www.stsanders.com/www/pages/videos/band-shreds/sts-beatles.php

It came into creation just in time for them to ruin my Middle School dances with it (or was that my crippling awkwardness?).

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...and the premise of the character specifically. When you're dealing with a Hitler worshiping carrier pigeon keeper, there's little room for subtlety. Ferrell's a funny guy, but better in small doses. Carrey just makes funny faces. Ferrel > Carrey. If we're looking for an Unfunny Battle Royale of popular comedians, I'd pit Carrey against Dane Cook. Or how about "Larry the Cable Guy"?

Crocodile Dundee says... That's not a knife This is a knife!

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi2308636697/ (watch to the end of the clip)

They taste awkward.

Is Bovine Autism a joke to you?

Bruce The Mighty. Now that you mention it, Ennifer would sometimes tell me "Make the moon come closer. Bruce made the moon come closer." I'm still not worried, though. The guy's a Canadian so I doubt he'd have been smart enough to close the deal.

I've been over this with Ennifer. Well, you know how it is talking to her. Like pulling teeth. Through a number of confounding context clues, my personal interpretation of the situation is that a life size promotional cardboard cut-out of Jim Carrey from "Liar Liar" fell on top of her at the movie's premiere. So moved was Ennifer by the film that she mistakenly remembers making love to him.

I'm not putting my dick anywhere Jim Carrey's been.

Sports arenas have a special penchant for taking already crappy songs and turning them into intolerable cliches. If I have to listen to Sweet Caroline (and the idiotic "BUM BUM BUM...SO GOOD SO GOOD SO GOOD" people who sing along) or Cotton Eye Joe one more goddamn time . And yes, this includes the Bills Shout Song. Had to be said.

Aside from RB and interior line where we already have All Pro caliber players, I won't be upset about drafting any position so long as the guy in question has a consistent track record of success at the collegiate level. People call RB, WR, CB "luxury picks". Not so. Every position is crucial in its own way. Just get a guy who has SHOWN proof positive that he can play. No more projects. No more hybrid types where you have to figure out where to plug them in. Can we get scholarly black guys?

This makes me uncomfortable. I'm an Idiot™. Ok, better now.

Nirvana - A mouthful of lead Too soon?

That's an apt analogy. For both players, the two most common complaints (reasons to "hate" them) are a) They get all the calls and b) The media just looooves him. Guess what? Neither of those things is their fault!