SageAgainstTheMachine

I was criticizing the criticism. There's a difference. I think.

It's best not to criticize somebody else's "sad excuse for a sentence" and then use three sets of ellipses.

You can change it quite easily. In fact, I insist upon it.

I like it, personally. Kinda gives a college football feel to an NFL game. Doesn't Maybin play for the Jets now?

The game is obviously very important. But we're in a good position at 5-2 so the positive effects of winning outweigh the negative effects of losing. In my opinion, man...

I agree with SJBF. What if we lose the Jets game, but then beat Dallas and Miami to go 7-3? Will we be talking about Week 9 as the defining moment where we lost to the Jets or will we talking about the most recent win? I think the answer is obvious.

What do I look like, some kinda Paranormal Astrogeologist? Hmmm... I gotta go put a call in to Michael Bay.

7th graders normally turn 13 during the school year, so is 14 really so odd?

One day, you'll appreciate the irony of saying this.

It's still only Thursday, so you'd think Levitre wouldn't be out there at all if the problem was serious. At least, that's what I'm telling myself.

I do.

Bon Jovi? These are good cops! They shouldn't be standing around all day without entertainment.

That was my first thought too. I'm sure Fitz is gonna be rounding up the troops in the locker room to prove that bastard Eric Mack wrong. Regarding the actual article, it's dumb. The Bills put up 30 points per game and the Jets allow 22 (which is more than Buffalo, by the way, but who has time to research such things?). What percentage of projections would have us scoring 0 touchdowns?

No, I'm afraid that rapid erosion is our only hope. The worst part about zombie asteroids is that they aim for the highest concentration of brains.

OMG BREAKING NEWS YOUTUBE VIDEO SHOWS MARK SANCHEZ LIKES TO SNIFF RYAN'S WIFE'S FEET!!!!!!! Yeah, you don't get to criticize anybody else's content.

So it's a ZOMBIE asteroid? Uh oh.

Lots of intriguing matchups in Week 9, including what should finally be a couple of quality evening games on SNF and MNF. But Buf-NYJ has the potential to be the game of the week for sure. Another tidbit from FO...taking into account our current record, remaining schedule and current DVOA the Bills have a 73% chance of making the playoffs. http://footballoutsiders.com/stats/playoffodds

It's good fortune that this is happening on Nov. 8 and not Oct. 21 or else all the crazies would be going...crazy.

I thought this was going to be the tale of a puppy who got his paws on his kid's candy and yanked adorably on the wrappers before being gently dragged away by the scruff of the neck.

I prefer white meat, so long as it isn't too dry.

Have I further contributed to Tom and Darin's masturbatory curmudgeonry with my Muppets thread? Good.

Why?

Congratulations to you on Herman Cain's issues!!

Bleacher report says a lot of things.

I think he meant that the Nationals won the season series 11-8. Still, I wouldn't describe the Nats as a team that's "being smart and building through the draft". They've sucked their way into two #1 overall picks and made the obvious choices in taking Strasburg and Harper. The rest of their franchise is basically a patchwork of mediocre AAA talent, journeymen, and bad FA contracts. Zimmerman and Morse are pretty good. If Chubs has himself convinced that the Nationals are the bright future of DC sports, there will be plenty more embittered videos coming down the pipe.