SageAgainstTheMachine

Good man. On top of the donation, I've spammed my facebook friends . Hopefully a couple of them feel like opening their wallets.

More accurately, the number of Congressmen who pretend to believe in creation as to not lose their base.

It's sad, though. The Thetan levels of the average American are through the roof and they're doing nothing about it.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/155003/Hold-Creationist-View-Human-Origins.aspx?version=print Slow clap

Stop half-way through that next enormous burrito. It might just save your life.

Seriously Cotton, do this. I think you'll see more than a few dollars coming in from TBD. Keeping your family in my thoughts, buddy.

The attorneys were doing their job. That's the legal system, everybody has the right to defense.

Shut the !@#$ up, Donny.

Madsen got released? I am so !@#$ing done with this team!

Holy unreadable walls of text, Batman!

I'll throw in another vote for DSOTM. The Wall has quite a few tracks that are frankly unlistenable.

The chipmunks that live in my backyard. I see those cute little !@#$ers scooting around every morning and it puts a on my face. - Also, it's interesting that most people include something to do with kids. Further illustrates my philosophy that we should aim to be more child-like and less childish!

I try to be a silver lining type of guy, so I view it like this: After a decade of watching Kelsay try and struggle (and often fail) to be a starter-quality DE, he finally gets to play the role of the rotational backup where he's always belonged.

Listen, after Ryan Neill's reign of terror, I was excited to see the Bills with a long-snapper who many experts thought could win games singlehandedly. If that makes me a zealot, then I don't know what this board is for. As for whateverdude, I don't know what his opinion was but he can certainly speak for himself.

This is a good one. Mowing can be very zen. I like to go in a square pattern and pretend I'm mowing the infield at Yankee Stadium.

Are you really going to dredge back to 2009? You know, when EVERYBODY thought Sanborn was the next hot item in the NFL? You couldn't turn on ESPN without hearing the guy's name. Let's face it, he barely gets the job done. Garrison Sanborn can lead you to an 8-8 season with a good enough punter, but that's his absolute ceiling.

D.B.A.D

I thought I'd try to brighten up the off-season a little. What are some aspects of life that give your day a lift? I'll start... - A strong cup of coffee - The music of Warren Zevon - Hitting all the green lights on a short trip - A nice game of frisbee - A perfectly struck 4-iron - Watching my niece and nephew play - Waking up 5 minutes before the alarm, perfectly rested - That happy/pensive feeling after the 3rd beer - The even happier/somewhat less pensive feeling after the 5th beer Your turn!

That is awesome!

HF birthday to the most consistently pleasant member of TBD!

Comical to read, but not at all surprising. Religion is the ultimate Us vs. Them, and not many people of faith will ever be dissuaded from believing that their version of dogma is good for the world.

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/18626605/texas-honors-student-jailed-for-excessive-truancy Ms. Tran, a 17 year old, has to work a full-time and part-time job and take advanced placement courses AND care for her younger sister. Now, she has a mark on her record because a judge "wanted to make an example of her". I realize there are more despicable things in the world, but I want to find this guy and punch him in the face.

As for food, the prices can be a hassle in Manhattan if you don't resign yourself to fast food...my suggestion is to make frequent visits to the Whole Foods grocery store in Columbus Circle (just South of the park and a stone's throw from Roosevelt). My thoughts are with you and your family. Having a little Bills fan in the womb certainly helps...she's a fighter already.

I'm very sorry to hear about your friend.

And upon further reading, "chemical castration" isn't nearly as ugly as it sounds. It's essentially hormone therapy that reduces libido. How is this not already happening everywhere?