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SageAgainstTheMachine

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  1. Whatever. I don't have to prove to you that I'm mentally accurate.
  2. You can sure be thick. Would I be wasting my time getting all my protein from lentils if I didn't have a weevil allergy?
  3. http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1416886_o.gif
  4. But revenge is supposedly righting wrongs, no?
  5. A sorostitute in the making. And no offense to your friend, but sheesh that's an 11th grade assignment? I remember writing 15 pages about that book in 9th grade.
  6. Seems pretty racist to me.
  7. I think we absolutely shouldn't be paranoid. Life'll kill ya. Do it on your terms.
  8. Because "the world is a more dangerous place." Pro tip to parents - It's actually not. The news just sells that.
  9. And I'm dealing with third world problems here! Damn weevils in my rice.
  10. Who ya gonna call? ROACH BUSTERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCe7TcqwOik&feature=related
  11. I'm very sorry to hear about your father. I hope you know I was only pulling your chain a little.
  12. Firefox ate my homework? Seriously though, you did the right thing. I tried "My Mom accidentally threw it in the trash" once when I was that age. Teacher ended up calling home. Oh, that was not pretty.
  13. Well sure, in retrospect since we know it was taped. I'm not disagreeing about what should have happened, Chef. But I can certainly understand why any bus driver/monitor would be reluctant to take those measures given the potential for backlash.
  14. Fill us in on tomorrow's epic hangover, dude.
  15. Well, I won't even pretend to know the specifics about liability in this regard. But I can guarantee that one of those hyperprotective helicopter Moms would make life a living hell for somebody. "My poor Dalton could have gotten heat stroke! " But yeah, I'd have slapped the little !@#$ers and thrown them off too.
  16. I think it's more accurately afraid of parents. The kind that would successfully sue the school over their precious snowflake's traumatic walk home after getting kicked off the bus.
  17. It's so hot, compared to the weather Kate Upton is a 3.
  18. Selmon, I'm trying to view it but there's a login for the site and apparently you need to share the video to an email address before a password can be created. You can PM me for my email address. You may be interested in my opinion, as I'm currently between my 1st and 2nd professional gigs as a theatre director.
  19. She has a face? How 'bout that...
  20. But I thought it was the gays who were ruining the sanctity of marriage...
  21. ... I can't even imagine, friend. Be strong.
  22. My bugaboo is wasps.
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