SageAgainstTheMachine

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Never heard these terms before. Looks like I have some reading to do. Wow, what an oversight by the rest of us. All of this, not to mention the most important athlete ever.

Tragic. I just don't understand these things...I'm the exact same age and the thought of gun violence over a woman is just absurd.

But what if there was a runner who simultaneously dominated the 100m, 110m hurdles, 800m, and the Marathon? Wouldn't that person be in consideration?

Also, I look at Nadal's physique and have no doubt that he could have made it at wide receiver, point guard, third base, whatever. He's just a freak of nature. EDIT: And I'll throw in a nomination for Mariano Rivera. Aside from being the most dominant reliever of all time, more than one source has been quoted saying that he could have been the best outfielder in the league had he chosen that path.

1. Dump toothpicks on floor. 2. Count toothpicks a la Rain Man. 3. ????? 4. Profit.

He's just fantastic. A name I forgot to mention is Eddie Izzard.

I like Demetri Martin for about 15 minutes. After that, he starts to seem like a one-trick pony with the puns and drawings. Still, he managed to find an unoccupied niche in the comedy world and that's not easy.

I swear I've seen squirrels carrying ledgers!

To each his own, but Jeff Dunham is humorless IMO. Seconded on Daniel Tosh. Louis CK is great as well. Old videos of Mitch Hedberg, may he rest in peace.

Briefly putting aside this terrible excuse for a mother, that's one sentence (fragment) I never expected to read.

What is this 'Womyn' business all about? EDIT: Nevermind, I just looked it up...some people, yeesh.

Hell, I'm 23 and I'm still into it. Not necessarily musicals for me, but theatre in general.

Ah - OOOOOOOOOOO

But can you dream a dream of time gone by?

Good for him. If only the Bills had the foresight to bring in the local kid.

Me. I won a darts tournament a couple years ago.

I assume it was translated, though.

I thought they were due! The game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder of Pete's sake! C'mon he's just spinning the ball in front of your face. Take it!!

Closing in on 250 replies and this thread hasn't made it to PPP. I'm actually a little disappointed.

In order of preferability... 1) Sex 2) Hiking 3) Basketball 4) Jogging 5) Meditation

And 7% presumably said "I don't know", probably the most intellectually honest answer.

You're seeing something I'm not. It indicates that 46% of total responses were "God created humans pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years." A separate 32% responded that evolution occurred with God's help.

It's pretty hypocritical if you ask me. God gave us minds capable of analysis, but we go to Hell for using them.

Then it only follows that we too are a test run. You've got the fingerprints of /r/atheism all over ya!