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Venkman and Egon spend some time in the Army before busting ghosts

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

Army training sir!

Take a ride in a pimped out Winnebago and fight some commies

 

Next up: Caddyshack

Boorish rich guy can't stand 'new money' guy.

Damn gophers!

Gratuitous boobage.

Boorish dude loses golf match and his mind.

Carl Spackler blows the gophers up.

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Boorish rich guy can't stand 'new money' guy.

Damn gophers!

Gratuitous boobage.

Boorish dude loses golf match and his mind.

Carl Spackler blows the gophers up.

 

You forgot to serve up this next one, so...

 

Where the Wild Things Are.

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Laura Dern's boyfriend gets out of prison.

She gets naked.

Her career spirals downward ever since.

 

Next up: Tommy Boy

 

Fat guy is dumb.

Fat guy's dad dies.

Fat guy tries to save dad's company.

MILF wants fathers money.

Fat guy outwits MILF.

Fat guy gets the girl.

 

Next:

 

The Strangers.

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Fat guy is dumb.

Fat guy's dad dies.

Fat guy tries to save dad's company.

MILF wants fathers money.

Fat guy outwits MILF.

Fat guy gets the girl.

 

Next:

 

The Strangers.

Masked marauders hate Aerosmith

Get revenge by killing singer's ugly daughter.

 

Next: School of Rock

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Masked marauders hate Aerosmith

Get revenge by killing singer's ugly daughter.

 

Next: School of Rock

Jack Black teaches children the timeless values of rock and roll.

 

Next: The Matrix: Revolutions

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Papillon, Jim Rockford and Paul Kersey dig a tunnel.

 

Germans get pissed.

 

Next: Mask

Elephant-Man wannabe (young Eric Stoltz) gets cute blind chick (young Laura Dern)

Cher is annoying, Sam Elliot mumbles

 

Next: 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Elephant-Man wannabe (young Eric Stoltz) gets cute blind chick (young Laura Dern)

Cher is annoying, Sam Elliot mumbles

 

Next: 2001: A Space Odyssey

 

-Lots of classical music.

-Aliens help apes evolve.

-Aliens set trap in space so they know when humans gain certain intelligence.

-HAL takes over space station, betrays humans.

-Human gets sent through space and time to Alien type "zoo", where he lives rest of his days.

-Starchild is reborn and sent back to the world.

 

^Not really too sure what's really true, but what I thought was going on in the movie.

 

Next: Dazed and Confused

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-Lots of classical music.

-Aliens help apes evolve.

-Aliens set trap in space so they know when humans gain certain intelligence.

-HAL takes over space station, betrays humans.

-Human gets sent through space and time to Alien type "zoo", where he lives rest of his days.

-Starchild is reborn and sent back to the world.

 

^Not really too sure what's really true, but what I thought was going on in the movie.

 

Next: Dazed and Confused

 

randell "pink" floyd wont conform

hazing is fun for seniors to perform on freshmen

parties and a fight in the woods

lots of pot is smoked, alcohol drank, drugs done

shows what really happens in high school

great soundtrack

 

next up: charlie and the chocolate factory (remember this is not the johnny depp willy wonka version)

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

 

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

 

 

The Wizard of OZ

 

 

Dorothy Gale is swept away to a magical land in a tornado and embarks on a quest to see the Wizard who can help her return home.

 

 

 

Gone with the wind.

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next up: charlie and the chocolate factory (remember this is not the johnny depp willy wonka version)

 

People cheer as very bad things happen to children.

 

The meek inherit the earth. Or at least the chocolate factory.

 

 

 

Next: Slumdog Millionaire

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People cheer as very bad things happen to children.

 

The meek inherit the earth. Or at least the chocolate factory.

 

 

 

Next: Slumdog Millionaire

Some poor Indian kid gets on game show.

We realize he's gone through a lot of hardship.

The Indian corporate world sucks.

 

Next: The Karate Kid

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Some poor Indian kid gets on game show.

We realize he's gone through a lot of hardship.

The Indian corporate world sucks.

 

Next: The Karate Kid

 

kid gets beat up

kid washes cars

kid beats up kid

 

 

next: Spartacus

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kid gets beat up

kid washes cars

kid beats up kid

 

 

next: Spartacus

Lawrence Oliver admits to eating oysters and snails to Tony Curtis

Kirk Douglas just goes nuts hacking Roman Legions to bits

Romans whomp up on Gladiator/Slave army of rebels

String up losers on crucifixes from Pompeii to the Tiber

 

Next up... Gone With The Wind

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Lawrence Oliver admits to eating oysters and snails to Tony Curtis

Kirk Douglas just goes nuts hacking Roman Legions to bits

Romans whomp up on Gladiator/Slave army of rebels

String up losers on crucifixes from Pompeii to the Tiber

 

Next up... Gone With The Wind

 

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

 

Next up: Necessary Roughness

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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

 

Next up: Necessary Roughness

 

 

Scott Bacula is an old Quarterback

Manu Manu and Sinbad are linemen.

Jim kelly and other greats open up a can on a pathetic team.

88 catches a td, they win a game.

boy get girl.. who doesn't take her clothes off.

 

 

Next up:

 

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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Scott Bacula is an old Quarterback

Manu Manu and Sinbad are linemen.

Jim kelly and other greats open up a can on a pathetic team.

88 catches a td, they win a game.

boy get girl.. who doesn't take her clothes off.

 

 

Next up:

 

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

 

Guy gets dumped

I'd hit Kristen Bell

Who's Sarah Marshall?

 

Next up: Donnie Brasco

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Guy gets dumped

I'd hit Kristen Bell

Who's Sarah Marshall?

 

Next up: Donnie Brasco

 

 

Lincoln's are faster than Cadillac's because they're longer.

 

Pacino can't spot a fugazi.

 

Anne Heche learns men don't like her.

 

Fla. is not a mecca for la cosa nostra.

 

 

Next up: The Big Heat

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