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What quote would be nice to write on a paper bag, so I can put it over my face when I go see my Dills at a visiting stadium?

 

So far I have:

 

“I just paid close to 1g to watch DICK SUCK!”

 

or

 

Dick’s quote, “It’s hard to win in the NFL. ”

Nothing. This is a visiting stadium, so don't wear a bag or any Bills gear and you are good to go.

But the smarter move would be to sell the ticket in my opinion.

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What quote would be nice to write on a paper bag, so I can put it over my face when I go see my Dills at a visiting stadium?

 

So far I have:

 

“I just paid close to 1g to watch DICK SUCK!”

 

or

 

Dick’s quote, “It’s hard to win in the NFL. ”

 

 

"I am a self-important snot"

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What quote would be nice to write on a paper bag, so I can put it over my face when I go see my Dills at a visiting stadium?

 

So far I have:

 

“I just paid close to 1g to watch DICK SUCK!”

 

or

 

Dick’s quote, “It’s hard to win in the NFL. ”

I like tator tots!!!!

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"I am the Unknown Comic."

 

"My father is from Bagdad."

 

"I'm good in the sack."

 

"Plastic?! What the hell is plastic?"

 

GONG!

 

GO BILLS!!!

 

"After trying plastic I figured paper was the way to go."

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