Beerball Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Cushy job Missouri needs an eight-member cougar team because it, like other nearly cougarless states, has a bad case of "cougar hysteria," as Mr. Beringer puts it. Of the 765 cougar reports Missouri has received since 2005, only two have been verified. So, an 8 man team has 765 reports over a nearly 5 year period. I hope they have other duties... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Cushy job So, an 8 man team has 765 reports over a nearly 5 year period. I hope they have other duties... Oh...not that kind of cougar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Missouri cougar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Oh...not that kind of cougar... Haha, that's what I was thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Why don't they just establish a "Cougar Town", where cougars can gather and hunt as they please? Take that as you like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfan89 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 It reminds me of that old Simpsons episode where they have a bear in Springfield and they enact the bear patrol even though there are clearly no bears around and Homer doesn't get that the bear patrol is doing nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Cushy job So, an 8 man team has 765 reports over a nearly 5 year period. I hope they have other duties... Pay your taxes and don't impugn your betters - civil service workers employed for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Missouri cougar AAhhhhhh!!!! Shoot it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 It reminds me of that old Simpsons episode where they have a bear in Springfield and they enact the bear patrol even though there are clearly no bears around and Homer doesn't get that the bear patrol is doing nothing. Homer: I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax. Lisa: That's Home Owners tax, Dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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