garbag3man Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Go back to Castle Grayskull and resume his rivalry with He-Man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Diego Bills Fan Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Head Coach Washington Redskins let Daniel Schnieder chew him up for a year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ (not THAT RJ) Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Government beaurocrat ... where competence and results are not required ... Says the guy who can't spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoName Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Go back to Castle Grayskull and resume his rivalry with He-Man? I almost fell out of my seat when I read this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeSpeed Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Captain of the Titanic. Oh wait he already is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trolls_r_us Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I think he would be a great defensive coordinator. However, if I were him I would just relax, enjoy life, golf, and let Ralph pay me for the next couple years. He's not NFL head coach material. But he's smart, a great person, obviously well-respected and liked, and has a great family and probably several million bucks in the bank PLUS around 6 more to come over the next couple years. There are worse situations to be in for a guy. I would take him as a DC any day. He's perfect for it. Good at coaching defense, doesn't make waves, relates well to players, etc. Never going to challenge the head coach or create problems. Sometimes in life a promotion is the WORST thing that can happen to a person. LOTS of guys in the NFL are great coordinators, and should just enjoy the $$ and success instead of destroying their coaching careers by taking a job they can't be successful at. Mike Nolan, Gregg Williams, Mike Mularkey, Norv Turner and Dick Jauron all fit into this category, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judman Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 A food tester for the president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Chuck Lidells sparring partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinWPB Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Cigar store Indian Travelocity Gnome Federal employee Parking lot wheel stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Bump on a log Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLEAFAN Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 CFL or UFL coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Jauron is well suited to be a defensive backs assistant for a losing team. What aspect of the way our DBs are being coached (i.e., playing 10 - 20 yards off the ball) has led you to that conclusion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 One of those guys that sit on a stool and give you a mint and paper towel in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant. Trying to work his way up to a bus boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I would love to see all the people belittling Jauron resumes. Fact is you should hope he remains the coach because he could take 99% of your jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Jauron would make a great British guard. Can't remember what they're called but the ones who can't smile or show any emotion. Hes PERFECT for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasmo Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Co starting as Eeyore in the off broadway Pooh musical.... Never posted before, but this has brought me to tears! FUNNY STUFF. I needed a pick me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 What aspect of the way our DBs are being coached (i.e., playing 10 - 20 yards off the ball) has led you to that conclusion? The fact that the Bills are leading the NFL in interceptions and just held three straight quarterbacks to laughably poor performances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 The fact that the Bills are leading the NFL in interceptions and just held three straight quarterbacks to laughably poor performances. Derek Anderson (whose 2/17 day was enough to win) An overhyped rookie Jake Delhomme I'm just saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwchze Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 doing what he does best being a dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Outside sales for graveyard plots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET1062 Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Chuck Lester's thong wearing pool boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack_in_MA Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Human sedative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilbuffalobob Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Lab Rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Human sedative. I beg to differ Sedatives are supposed to be soothing and calming But most Bills fans, when we see Jauron on the sideline looking like Skeletor, we are agitated, agrivated, and down right pissed off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCbillsfan Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 I vote Mortician, that way he could be amongst his peers http://www.skunkpost.com/news.sp?newsId=185 With a few less words he could easily be a mime artist. A mime artist is someone who uses mime as a theatrical medium or as a performance art, involving miming, or the acting out a story through body motions, without use of speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 Go back to Castle Grayskull and resume his rivalry with He-Man? HAR HAR! Carly says nobody does it better! B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfreak Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 The fact that the Bills are leading the NFL in interceptions and just held three straight quarterbacks to laughably poor performances. I wouldn't give the Bills all the credit for the poor performances by those 3 quarterbacks, especially since they are playing like that every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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