MarkAF43 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Hands down, one of the dumbest threads I have seen here, ( well except for all the sign Vick ones) but damn if the entertainment of this doesn't have me hooked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Some things like passwords are hard to crack. Some things like skulls are easy. We have heard that you have another type of crack problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Try: retatta 3.5 or Daeh sevig sgaps de Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Try "krowemoh ym htiw pleh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Try "krowemoh ym htiw pleh" Damn hamsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 Let's just say I know stuff. Not puttin one over on anyone, in fact i will likely help out some folk here after the transaction is complete, maybe even put on a nice spread at the TBD tailgate? I don't run anything around here......like i said, I just know stuff. Nobody was close to your client, you know that. Nice try. The clocks tickin Jimmy I didn't see nobody down at the river, which is exactly what I thought. I'm sure this vault will respond to a little brute force since that is my only option. As of now, none of you guys get a cut. I also notice that the little picture you put in your note is called flirt. Unless you're a chick, I think you should stay away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I'm sure this vault will respond to a little brute force since that is my only option. James, I know that we didn't get off on the best of terms, but really, you don't want to try to force your way into the vault. Bad things man, really bad things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Is there even a body yet let alone a death cert? Jimmy 'the Fish' disposed of the body. I understand it has a couple new eye holes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Jimmy 'the Fish' disposed of the body. I understand it has a couple new eye holes.. You're thinking of the wrong Jimmy. The Fish is Jimmy Salmonte, our Jimmy is Jimmy 'The Spaz' Spagnola. He's been known to miss his target. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 You're thinking of the wrong Jimmy. The Fish is Jimmy Salmonte, our Jimmy is Jimmy 'The Spaz' Spagnola. He's been known to miss his target. seen one, seen 'em all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 James, I know that we didn't get off on the best of terms, but really, you don't want to try to force your way into the vault. Bad things man, really bad things. Talk to me little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I didn't see nobody down at the river, which is exactly what I thought. I'm sure this vault will respond to a little brute force since that is my only option. As of now, none of you guys get a cut. I also notice that the little picture you put in your note is called flirt. Unless you're a chick, I think you should stay away from me. Wow you are really dumb Jimmy, I didn't tell you which river and you went anyway? Did you just stop by every river? Look buddy it's too late for you, I used remote desktop to get in the system and transferred the money myself, thanks anyway. You should go back to making license plates. When you do use your "brute" force and get in, I left you a little something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Talk to me little man. OK, not sure why I'm saving your ass, but here's what I know: First obsticle is the retina scan. There's a chin rest just inside the door leading to the vault. You stick your mug in there and it scans the retina. If you don't match the room is sealed with you in it and noxious gas is released. Really noxious. Hopefully you remembered to keep crayonz' eye. Next you have the thumbprint reader. If you get throught the retina scan you next have to scan your thumbprint. If the print isn't crayonz' the room seals and all of the oxygen is sucked out. You don't want that to happen. Did you keep his right thumb? No reason to go further until I know about the eye and thumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 OK, not sure why I'm saving your ass, but here's what I know: First obsticle is the retina scan. There's a chin rest just inside the door leading to the vault. You stick your mug in there and it scans the retina. If you don't match the room is sealed with you in it and noxious gas is released. Really noxious. Hopefully you remembered to keep crayonz' eye. Next you have the thumbprint reader. If you get throught the retina scan you next have to scan your thumbprint. If the print isn't crayonz' the room seals and all of the oxygen is sucked out. You don't want that to happen. Did you keep his right thumb? No reason to go further until I know about the eye and thumb... I am confused and a bit concerned you are lying to me. You do know what happens to people that lies to me right? The first obsticle is the password not any of that other stuff. That's what I been saying. If there is more junk after that so be it. And I told you that the boss clumsily fell off the boat. I think you helped me a little bit here. I never heard the boss called crayonz before. Maybe he meant his own signature on Two Bills Drive possibly. I thought there was a signature for the whole sight. I will look up the signature for someone with a name of crayonz and try it. If there is more crap to get by after that I will figure it out. I can tell you I don't want to be ripping my own eye out though. If I catch that gerbil I will use his. Do gerbils have retinas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I am confused and a bit concerned you are lying to me. You do know what happens to people that lies to me right? The first obsticle is the password not any of that other stuff. That's what I been saying. If there is more junk after that so be it. And I told you that the boss clumsily fell off the boat. I think you helped me a little bit here. I never heard the boss called crayonz before. Maybe he meant his own signature on Two Bills Drive possibly. I thought there was a signature for the whole sight. I will look up the signature for someone with a name of crayonz and try it. If there is more crap to get by after that I will figure it out. I can tell you I don't want to be ripping my own eye out though. If I catch that gerbil I will use his. Do gerbils have retinas? Will you have to have a "cathartic evacuation" to set the gerbil free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrygnome Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 The password is Swordfish. Lame. I know. But I just couldn't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 The password is Swordfish. Lame. I know. But I just couldn't help it. Damn, I thought it was Heswallowsfleshcrayonz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Spagnola Posted July 31, 2009 Author Share Posted July 31, 2009 I'm in. No thanks to any of yous guys. P.S. If anyone asks; you never heard of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I'm in. No thanks to any of yous guys. P.S. If anyone asks; you never heard of me. The money is gone Jimmy. When you get to the account password, let me know, I can help you. (for free) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 The money is gone Jimmy. When you get to the account password, let me know, I can help you. (for free) Don't believe him, Jimmy. He's 5-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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