Beerball Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I couldn't help myself, I placed one of the "extra "p"s on the fridge, and spun it upside down, she looked at me like I had just invented cancer. so this lady can't mind her p's & d's but she dint have trouble with the q's and b's? And, just to get this straight...did you invent cancer or a cure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I almost dropped my cell phone into a urinal once. I was holding the phone to my ear with my left shoulder and it slipped out headed straight for the urinal cake. I released my little buddy who was in mid stream with my right hand and made a quick swatting motion. My hope was to just hit the phone out of the air and have it land on the floor. Anyplace but directly in the urinal. As I made the swatting motion, somehow I caught the phone in mid air just an inch from the urinal cake. It was some true ninja like sh-t. Don't get me wrong, it's great that you've befriended a little person. I just don't think it's necessary that you accompany the little guy to the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 so this lady can't mind her p's & d's but she dint have trouble with the q's and b's? And, just to get this straight...did you invent cancer or a cure? Apprently the q's and b's seemed to fall out of the bag in proper alignment, but those damn d's were giving her problems. I neither invented nor cured cancer, just try to avoid it whenever possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 I was reading this thread about stupid things people do. Turns out the thread starter did the most stupid thing in the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 Backstory: I work for a company that installs security products at nursing homes and hospitals to keep the alzheimer and dementia residents from getting out, and prevent infant abductions. So a couple years ago we're installing a system at a health care facility, and they decided to write up a letter to the resident families explaining the new system that would be in place. They placed a stack of these letters near the main entrance for families to pick up on their way in/out. This was also an area were residents could come and sit also. The stupid part? The letters contained the code to disable the system. Any resident that could read, can now get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 So I'm with some military folks today. A Navy Lieutenant, his Chief, his IT1, and a couple other enlisted folks. The LT asks something and prefaces...Hey I got a dumb question One of the enlisted guys responds, prefacing with "there's no dumb questions"... I blurt out...there are no dumb questions. Just dumb people who ask questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 So I'm with some military folks today. A Navy Lieutenant, his Chief, his IT1, and a couple other enlisted folks. The LT asks something and prefaces...Hey I got a dumb question One of the enlisted guys responds, prefacing with "there's no dumb questions"... I blurt out...there are no dumb questions. Just dumb people who ask questions Well you were with a bunch of squids. I mean come on how stupid do you have to be to join a service where you where a cracker jack outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I mean come on how stupid do you have to be to join a service where you where a cracker jack outfit. Where you _____ a cracker jack outfit? Reminds me of a joke... Marine and a squid walk into the head. Marine finishes his business and washes his hands Squid finishes his business and walks to the door Marine cracks...The Corps taught us to wash our hands Squid replies...The Navy taught us not to pee on our hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I almost dropped my cell phone into a urinal once. I was holding the phone to my ear with my left shoulder and it slipped out headed straight for the urinal cake. I released my little buddy who was in mid stream with my right hand and made a quick swatting motion. My hope was to just hit the phone out of the air and have it land on the floor. Anyplace but directly in the urinal. As I made the swatting motion, somehow I caught the phone in mid air just an inch from the urinal cake. It was some true ninja like sh-t. I just fixed myself a bowl of ice cream and on the cover under the picture of the ice cream it says; "Enlarged to show texture". I can't even imagine the idiocy that made them have to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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