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actually the rules of being a bills fan are:

1) TELL EVERYONE YOUR A BILLS FAN

2) YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BILLS

3) WHEN THE BILLS STOP OR GO LIMP YOU KNOW THE OTHER TEAM WILL SCORE 3 MORE TDs

4) ONLY 2 GUYS TO A 30 RACK or HANDLE

5) DRINK 2 BEERS AT A TIME

6) NO WINE COOLERS, NO B word DRINKS

7) YOU START DRINKING AS EARLY AS YOU CAN

8) IF YOUR AT YOUR 1st BILLS GAME YOU MUST BLACKOUT

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actually the rules of being a bills fan are:

1) TELL EVERYONE YOUR A BILLS FAN

2) YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BILLS

3) WHEN THE BILLS STOP OR GO LIMP YOU KNOW THE OTHER TEAM WILL SCORE 3 MORE TDs

4) ONLY 2 GUYS TO A 30 RACK or HANDLE

5) DRINK 2 BEERS AT A TIME

6) NO WINE COOLERS, NO B word DRINKS

7) YOU START DRINKING AS EARLY AS YOU CAN

8) IF YOUR AT YOUR 1st BILLS GAME YOU MUST BLACKOUT

 

I was 11 for my first game. But I blacked out (hard) at my second game 10 years later, and then again at my third game the following year. Does that count?

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actually the rules of being a bills fan are:

1) TELL EVERYONE YOUR A BILLS FAN

2) YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE BILLS

3) WHEN THE BILLS STOP OR GO LIMP YOU KNOW THE OTHER TEAM WILL SCORE 3 MORE TDs

4) ONLY 2 GUYS TO A 30 RACK or HANDLE

5) DRINK 2 BEERS AT A TIME

6) NO WINE COOLERS, NO B word DRINKS

7) YOU START DRINKING AS EARLY AS YOU CAN

8) IF YOUR AT YOUR 1st BILLS GAME YOU MUST BLACKOUT

Don't forget #9- if you ever run into Tom Brady give him a wedgie!

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I think the final "twist" to the Buffalo Bills Fight Club plot is that the Bills and Patriots were actually the same team the whole time. Every time that we've been blown out by the Patriots, it's actually just the Bills beating themselves up. Losman is Brady. Jauron is Belichick. Wilson is Kraft.

 

 

war is peace

 

freedom is slavery

 

ignorance is strength

 

[i know, I know, different cultural reference, but the rhythm of your last sentences needed to be continued.... :nana: ]

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