Hossage Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Its St. Patricks day. How smashed are you on this day of solemn religious observance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeastMode54 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 6 beers deep and 3 shots of Jameson now. Going to bed in a bit, and going bananas tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 6 beers deep and 3 shots of Jameson now. Going to bed in a bit, and going bananas tomorrow 6 Sake Martinis Saturday night have put me on the wagon for several days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinkTHEkoolaid Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 seeing as i have court in the morning tommorow... not drunk enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 i'm not...i have a job interview today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Nothing today. I'm marching in the parade. Nothing afterwards either. I have to go back to work after the parade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 i was so drunk saturday night that i forgot how bad the bills have sucked for so many years now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 i'm not...i have a job interview today. bout time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Its St. Patricks day. How smashed are you on this day of solemn religious observance? Unfortunately my boss and the civil authorities (given that i will be driving) require sobriety. Happy St. Pat's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 i'm not...i have a job interview today. Show them your real self ... go lit up!!! Seriously though I hope it goes well for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Just starting my 2nd cup of coffee. I'll definitely down a few cold ones with my corned beef and cabbage tonight though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Stone cold sober-it's lent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish spring, and he never taught me anything, But still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad. Oh, his face looks like a railroad map and he never shuts his freakin' trap, But all the ladies catch the clap from your drunken Irish dad. Ask-a Hennessey, Tennessee, Morrison, Shaunesy, Riven and Rudy, They'll tell you the same. McNolte, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney, All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame. Finnegan, Hannegan, Cally and Fannigan, Look to the ground when their Dad passes by. Halferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, Fight for his honour and then start to cry... Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm, and our moods infect us like a germ, Cause we're all a spawn of a pickled sperm, (and we don't tan well either)... From a drunken Irish dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex." HAPPY BIRTHDAY A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out. One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why. "Well" the guy says, "I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18." The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say "happy birthday, happy birthday!" The bartender asks "So which one died?" "No one." "But you only ordered two drinks!" "Yeah, well, I've given up drinking." A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first." When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Let's get this thing rollin' on St. Paddy's Day!!! "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." -Winston Churchill "Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop." -Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944 "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields "Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink." -W.C. Fields "Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine." -David Moulton "May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead." -Old Irish Toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazed and Amuzed Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Amateur night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOTONE Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 i'm not...i have a job interview today. You can work the Fry-O-Later just fine all hung over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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