The Senator Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "We could put up wanted posters all over school: Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beula Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School. " "That tallywacker had a mole on it, and that mole is the key to it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 The comments after the article are classic! Like this one? "dontjudge08 wrote: I would have loved to be the mother of the child and kicked her!@#, piece of crap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 At 14, the neighbors should have been locking their pets indoors in my neighborhood. The wind blew and I had a Woodrow for an hour. Robin Williams once did a hilarious routine about this. Talking about being old and equipment not funtioning when you need it to and then when you are young and you can't stop it from functioning. The physical humor and verbiage had me rolling on the floor laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShirley Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 "That tallywacker had a mole on it, and that mole is the key to it." Best movie of all-time, IMO............my favorite part is when he finally gets Lassie upstairs and is putting it to her.......the coach in the gym is dying laughing behind the mat and when comforted he says......gas gas. I also love it when the stripper asks Pee Wee for 2.00.........and Pee Wee says yeah go ahead and show me both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Best movie of all-time, IMO............my favorite part is when he finally gets Lassie upstairs and is putting it to her.......the coach in the gym is dying laughing behind the mat and when comforted he says......gas gas. I also love it when the stripper asks Pee Wee for 2.00.........and Pee Wee says yeah go ahead and show me both of them. My favorite part - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Paid administrative leave. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Paid administrative leave. Nice. Go Unions! There needs to be some kind of sliding scale that calculates the age of the kid vs the hottness of the teacher when coming up with punishment. For instance, a 14 year old kid with this horrid skank should be about 12 years in prison. The hottie in FL a couple years ago with a 16 yo? Probation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 At 14, walking into a hotel room all horned up in the dark, I'd at least let my teacher give me an oral exam. Just sayin... if i saw her face at 14 i may have freaked out a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizell Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 KILL IT WITH FIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 What's a 14 year old doing in Elementary School? Is that the child that got left behind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I don't buy the boy's story. We're supposed to believe that the room was pitch black dark, she never spoke, and he couldn't tell the difference between his girlfriend's body and this woman's. Maybe his girlfriend is about the same shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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