JPDontletthedoorhityourars Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Why worry? Bruce Willis would never let that happen. Nah--I'm sure the media will convince us that Barak will save us with one wave of the hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right? Dan: Yes-yes that's right, that's right. Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking B word from which there is no escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 The Vogons are putting in a galactic bypass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Now thats Gloabal Warming. Global boiling is more like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 What the hell was that clip from anyway? That was actually just a toned down metaphor for TSW 15 minutes after it was announced that Jauron was staying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I think someone needs to pull up a video on what happens to us as the Volcano at Yellowstone undergoes hundreds of earthquakes in the matter of a few days that turn into a harmonic tremor. Considering it's happening right now....might want to hurry! Something is out of the norm....question is how big a problem? Uh oh Dwight. I hope you've stockpiled plenty of silver http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...a-SpOwD95COBD00 http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-scienc...e-ye-2008-12-30 Happy New Year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Uh oh Dwight. I hope you've stockpiled plenty of silverhttp://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...a-SpOwD95COBD00 http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-scienc...e-ye-2008-12-30 Happy New Year The Drane Compound is monitoring the situation closely and is upset that the Patriots aren't visiting the Broncos this week. There are not many geologists out there...because this should be a wet dream for them. There seems to be a lid on the media with this, which is interesting. While nobody has ever seen a supervolcano get ready for an eruption, all signs at Yellowstone are pointing to some sort of underground movement on a large scale. The fact that the earthquakes are not on fault lines, but in the area where the volcano top is under the lake...that is what makes this a story. If the crust cracks enough to let the water sink into the caldera or the magma to ooze into the lake.....it's showtime. FEMA is on the case though and released a statement that they have not been asked for Federal help as of yet.....that's nice to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 There seems to be a lid on the media with this, which is interesting. Why would the media care? If there was an eruption, Obama would just wave his hand and turn the lava into hope But seriously, if Yellowstone blows uh, so does Civilization Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Why would the media care? If there was an eruption, Obama would just wave his hand and turn the lava into hope But seriously, if Yellowstone blows uh, so does Civilization The consensus seems to be that there is a real threat of a hydrothermal eruption....the whole thing doesn't have to go. If it just blows a gasket to let off some steam so to speak, maybe only half of Wyoming goes down the tubes! The AP and some sources had a general blurb on it, but I can understand not making a big deal out of this. If it explodes, everyone nearby is toast...and by nearby that means 20-600 miles nearby. If they put out a Katrina type warning, the panic would be too much. It is better to chance what is a 600,000-1 eruption on a regular day and maybe a 100-1 eruption at this point than it is making sure half the US riots. If Obama goes Morgan Freeman in Deep Impact and ends up 3 miles underground...nice knowing ya'll. I guess I would really back end into my economic collapse and martial law predictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Maybe it'll happen before the 20th, and GW can get one last chance at showing what a great leader he can be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 If it happened during a BILLS homegame, and the point of impact was on the BILLS sideline, Dick would probably miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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