DrDawkinstein Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Wow! what a mess! do NOT underestimate your wife, guys... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 The "hitman" was going to kill her with a claw hammer? Was the husband searching the "discount killers" classifieds in Soldier of Fortune magazine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Beware of large woman!! A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 Beware of large woman!! I bet she gives a pretty intense sponge bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 She deserves a tryout! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 She deserves a tryout! Too late...she already signed Parker as her agent and is demanding first-round money before she'll report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 The "hitman" was going to kill her with a claw hammer? Was the husband searching the "discount killers" classifieds in Soldier of Fortune magazine? This "hitman" was a janitor at the husbands work. He wasn't a true hitman, just someone willing to kill someone else in exchange for money. That is what earns the title of "hitman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 If you have been hired to kill someone and you are the type of person who feels the need to bring your day planner with you to the job in order to remind yourself to call to collect the cash, then there is a very good chance that you have made a costly mistake in choosing murder as your vocation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmwolf21 Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 This "hitman" was a janitor at the husbands work. He wasn't a true hitman, just someone willing to kill someone else in exchange for money. That is what earns the title of "hitman." Guess my years of movie and TV-viewing have skewed my perception of a hit man. Even if he takes money for killing the guy's wife I don't consider Sweepy the Janitor a hit man. This is a just a guy with a crappy job who wanted to moonlight and pick up some extra cash, apparently with no regard for human life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 This "hitman" was a janitor at the husbands work. He wasn't a true hitman, just someone willing to kill someone else in exchange for money. That is what earns the title of "hitman." The guy cleaned other guys money shots for a living and when he got his shot at the money, he brought a hammer. When she had that bingo wing around his neck he was probably relieved on some level. Rest in peace, playa'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 The "hitman" was going to kill her with a claw hammer? Was the husband searching the "discount killers" classifieds in Soldier of Fortune magazine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Man you know it isn't a good thing, when the guy hires his employee at an adult video store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 This "hitman" was a janitor at the husbands work. He wasn't a true hitman, just someone willing to kill someone else in exchange for money. That is what earns the title of "hitman." Why does a video store need a janitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Why does a video store need a janitor? Someone explains that above. It's like the Vlasic Stork it has to do with jerkin gherkins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Someone explains that above. It's like the Vlasic Stork it has to do with jerkin gherkins. Anyone else reminded of the scene in Clerks where Randall wonders how much the average "jizz-mopper" makes per hour? I'd post the quotes, but I think I've said enough. Badol's assessment made me laugh. Well done, sir. Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 "Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage." Git er done, Russ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 "Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage." Git er done, Russ... I wonder what her 40 speed is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fisheralum Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 If you have been hired to kill someone and you are the type of person who feels the need to bring your day planner with you to the job in order to remind yourself to call to collect the cash, then there is a very good chance that you have made a costly mistake in choosing murder as your vocation. Darwin awards candidate, me thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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