Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I am freaking out! Shhhhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdborn Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Shhhhhh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM HARRIS Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Looks like expert opinion might be back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Is there anything you can that's intelligent or just use in an effort to cover up your intellectual shortcomings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM HARRIS Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 Looks like expert opinion might be back im no expert but believe me this is hilarious!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 im no expert but believe me this is hilarious!!!!!!! So was your post about Hardy or T.O.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I do not like them in a Dome,I do not like them when at home, I do not like them ,when they pass, I do not like them,Am I an ass? I do not like them Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConradDobler Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's. Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched. Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack). Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels. Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels (pretends to strike a match). Clerk: Ahh, matches! Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Clerk (Referring to Hungarian to English phrasebook): Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. Hungarian: You great poof. Clerk: That'll be six and six, please. Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected. Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words) Hungarian punches the clerk. Meanwhile, a policeman on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the tobacconist's. Cop: What's going on here then? Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs. Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!? Clerk: He hit me! Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. (points at clerk) Cop: RIGHT!!! (drags Hungarian away by the arm) Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 cool . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAM HARRIS Posted August 16, 2008 Author Share Posted August 16, 2008 So was your post about Hardy or T.O.? Both and how there going to be dominant but u wont see anything in the preseason. its like showing ur hand in poker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 WTF?!! Ohhh, I get it now. You meant to say: Mana the horse airplane zippy conundrum moocow fantastic lurch. sig-ified for brilliant analysis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched. Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's. Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched. Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack). Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels. Clerk: Sorry? Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels (pretends to strike a match). Clerk: Ahh, matches! Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? Clerk (Referring to Hungarian to English phrasebook): Here, I don't think you're using that thing right. Hungarian: You great poof. Clerk: That'll be six and six, please. Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I...I am no longer infected. Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words) Hungarian punches the clerk. Meanwhile, a policeman on a quiet street cups his ear as if hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the tobacconist's. Cop: What's going on here then? Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs. Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!? Clerk: He hit me! Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. (points at clerk) Cop: RIGHT!!! (drags Hungarian away by the arm) Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight! Python rules! Maybe that's his problem. sig-ified for brilliant analysis. Thank you. He hasn't fixed the title yet so maybe he could change it to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Mods, can this be pinned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Doug Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 I still stand next to my mail box every day waiting for my wine . Another sad day in the Mead household. Meads mailman's reaction when being asked again where all his wine is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Another sad day in the Mead household. Meads mailman's reaction when being asked again where all his wine is. It's too bad that all Mead gives us is whine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 TO TO TO WHERE IS HE! for those who dont know preseason in for continuity and also to run plays to how they look rather than to win the game... this is common knowledge among real football fans, coaches and players. TOTO WHERE IS HE? Somewhere over the rainbow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buffaloboyinATL Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 TOTO WHERE IS HE? Somewhere over the rainbow.. Auntie-Em, it's a twister... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Auntie-Em, it's a twister... I can't believe she was afraid of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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