_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't hate, Steve. 77733[/snapback] What's wrong with hating Steve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 What's wrong with hating Steve? 78115[/snapback] Yeah, really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Yeah, really? 78122[/snapback] Prick Bastard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Prick Bastard.... 78132[/snapback] You don't say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You don't say? 78133[/snapback] I did say... see, right up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 You shouldn't say. 78211[/snapback] Thank you Mr. Grammer police. You gettin' uppity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Thank you Mr. Grammer police. You gettin' uppity? 78263[/snapback] Grammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Grammer? 78334[/snapback] Eat stevestojan and Die, Penguin !@#$er (Yes, I know they don't have penguins in igloo land) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Grammer? 78334[/snapback] Well, he didn't say "Spelling Police" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Eat stevestojan and Die, Penguin !@#$er 78337[/snapback] Hey, what did I do? Errr...nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Eat stevestojan and Die, Penguin !@#$er (Yes, I know they don't have penguins in igloo land) 78337[/snapback] There may be some at the zoo. I don't go there because they don't think hunting is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 There may be some at the zoo. I don't go there because they don't think hunting is cool. 78349[/snapback] You didn't buy my 1-800 video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Heh R.Rich are you member of the clan? I dont think they are funny or appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Can someone please tell a WOP joke? Friggin RÛßeÒ had a bunch, and noting for the eyetalians. These jokes are a friggin joke. Here you go: I don't mind the Black/Polish/Woman/Gay/Irish/Blonde jokes...BUT NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Woman Bashing: Q. Why did God give men penises ? A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q. How is a woman like a laxative ? A. They both irritate the stevestojan out of you. Q. What's worse than a male chauvinist pig ? A. A woman that won't do what she's told. Q. What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down ? A.Marriage. Q. Why are hangovers better than women ? A. Hangovers will go away. Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for ? A. Its Braille for "suck here". Q. Why do men die before their wives ? A. They want to. Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ? A. Lipstick. Q. Why are women like screen doors ? A. Once they get banged a few times they loosen up. Q. What's a wife? A. An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done. Q. What's the most active muscle in a woman ? A. The penis. Q. Why do women have breasts ? A. So men will talk to them. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin ? A. You come in one and go in the other. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex ? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? A. Money. Q.Why did God make man first ? A. He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder. Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinistic pig? A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's' body, except his own. Q. Why was the woman crossing the road ? A. Who cares! What's she doing out of the kitchen? Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women ? A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job ? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. What's the best thing about a blow job ? A. Ten minutes of silence. Q.How many men does it take to open a beer? A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you. Q.Why do women have smaller feet than men? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." Q.How do you fix a woman's watch? A. You don't, there is a clock on the oven. Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A. Divorced. Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called wedding cake. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said dust. A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing. "You can have mine." Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells. A. Pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Here's some Polish jokes: Q: What do you call the elevator in the Cheektowaga Town Hall? A: A ski lift! Q; Why wasn't the stadium built in Cheektowaga? A: Every seat would be behind a pole! I'm 100% pure pollack and proud of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 What did the Mexican fireman name his two twin boys?Jose and Hoseb 77635[/snapback] huh ? can someone explain this one... sorry i don't get it! but i'm sure it's funny. anyways r. rich why the hell are you apologizing man? everyone who posts here regularly knows that you "don't hate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 hose-A and hose-B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mile High Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 hose-A and hose-B 78698[/snapback] alright alright. it's late and i thought there was more to it than that. i'm going to bed. it's late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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