olivier in france Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 When is the motherment gonna stop though? now that's a question i ask myself about ten times per day... and the worse is not even the motherment, is that they make us pay a lot of money for that and a vast majority of people is asking for more of it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. This is one of those rare literal "LOL" moments. The other people at my office are wondering what I just read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. Well that's it folks... SDS might as well shut the site down now. I don't think, humor-wise, we're going to top that post. Between NASA's forthcoming announcement and finally a LOL-worthy post it's gotta be the end of days. You forget, I live in Alaska. America's own 3rd world country. We have our version of that here as well. And all this time I thought Silver Creek was America's own 3rd world country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. post of the year. Hell, this might be the single best post on TBD ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. Costanza your account and start a new one. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I've heard a lot of euphemisms for masturbating in my time, but this is without a doubt the most elaborate. From "Boffing the Bishop" to now "Wrestling the Dog..." this is the funniest post I've read in a long long while. Perhaps ever. Bravo! Hmm. "Wrestling the Dog." Kinda fits my handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 sh--, kids come and go, but Australian beer? That stuff spills and you are morose forever. The kid gets hurt, he'll heal and the injury builds character. He dies, hell kids are like those potato chips...you can always make more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 sh--, kids come and go, but Australian beer? That stuff spills and you are morose forever. The kid gets hurt, he'll heal and the injury builds character. He dies, hell kids are like those potato chips...you can always make more. Kinda like in the galley of an old submarine... The box stamped K F S or "Knives, Forks, and Spoons"... You don't want the damn things flying around when you get depth charged! Same thing with the children... When they (children) are flying around... You don't want the beer to be flying around too... It might cut somebody! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Kinda like in the galley of an old submarine... The box stamped K F S or "Knives, Forks, and Spoons"... You don't want the damn things flying around when you get depth charged! Same thing with the children... When they (children) are flying around... You don't want the beer to be flying around too... It might cut somebody! Freakin A!!! and kids are kinda soft...bounce off stuff. If they are really in pain..hell....give them a beer why dontcha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Freakin A!!! and kids are kinda soft...bounce off stuff. If they are really in pain..hell....give them a beer why dontcha? Don't wanna do that, you may lose custody (temporaily though): Bad, Bad Man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Don't wanna do that, you may lose custody (temporaily though): Bad, Bad Man! No way...its friggin Australia. I've seen six year olds in rehab there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Do you really want to protect the offspring of people who are obviously stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Do you really want to protect the offspring of people who are obviously stupid? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Yes. Liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Liar. No. Target practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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