I 90 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Whenever I hear that piece of crap on the radio I yell, "Let the motherfuc#er in, for Christ's sake!"...and then change the station. Great Merciful Zeus, man, do that and the Wings win. Turns the whole thing into performance art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Oh, I thought of another. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hockey_Song That song bugs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Oh, I thought of another. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hockey_Song That song bugs me. WOW. Well, I'll see your crappy-as-hell hockey song and raise: http://www.baseball-almanac.com/poetry/po_stb.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 also i have to disgree w/ ink there. I always have thought the Barbie Girl was funnier than hell. Ever heard the Dutch version by Ome Henk? Hey spetter!He? Heb je zin om met mij een avondje te gaan stappen Wie denk je wel dat je bent Ik heet Moppie, Ik ben een lekker wijf, met een heel mooi lijf Ik houd van zoenen, lekker lang zoenen Met m'n blonde haar krijg ik alles voor elkaar Gouden ringen en dat soort dingen Neem een ander in de maling Vrouwen horen thuis, achter het fornuis Sokken stoppen, de plee gaan soppen Hee werk es effe door, want daar zijn jullie toch voor Ga de kamer boenen Waar zijn m'n schoenen Ome Henk die is cool Ja een man met gevoel Hij is lief Hij is wauw Hij is woepie Woepie? Houd je kop, donder op Laat me nou es alleen Want ik mot nog mijn teennagels knippen Je bent knap 't Is een gave En ook slim Ja ja Zo charmant Huh Vooral als je lacht, owoh Neem een ander in de maling Ah ah ah yeah Loop niet aan me kop te zeuren Owohoh, owohoh Jij moet niet zo ouwehoeren Ah ah ah yeah Alle vrouwen zijn hetzelfde Owohoh, owohoh Ome Henk, lekker dier Hier zit een juwelier En daarna gaan we fijn Naar een duur restaurant Nee je denkt toch niet echt dat ik achterlijk ben Uit de muur ken je ook lekker vrete Je bent slim Begrijp ik En ook knap Ja hehe Zo charmant He Vooral als je lacht Hehehe Bijdehand Ja En zo stoer Tuurlijk Zo sportief, ik hou van jou Bah, neem een ander in de maling Ah ah ah yeah Loop niet aan me kop te zeuren Owohoh, owohoh Jij moet niet zo ouwehoeren Ah ah ah yeah Alle vrouwen zijn hetzelfde Owohoh, owohoh Waarom zeg mij waarom, zijn vrouwen toch zo dom Ze zijn niet nodig, en overbodig Ik bedoel, voor koken heb ik ze niet nodig want ik heb een magnetron. En voor kleren wassen ook niet want ik heb toch altijd hetzelfde pak aan. Dus eh Neem een ander in de maling Ah ah ah yeah Loop niet aan me kop te zeuren Owohoh, owohoh Jij moet niet zo ouwehoeren Ah ah ah yeah Alle vrouwen zijn hetzelfde Owohoh, owohoh Nou schat wat denk je ervan??? Weet je wat, geef me je nummer maar. Ken je volgende week m'n plafond komen witten Viespeuk! Oh Somewhat translated into: Hey hottie! Yeah? You feel like going out tonight? Who do you think you are? My name is Moppie (Cutie), {I'm a cutie} I'm a hot b*tch, with a hot body I love kissing, kissing for a long time With my blonde hair, I can get anything Golden rings, and that kind of things Deceive someone else! Women belong in the kitchen Knitting socks, fixing the toilet Come on, work, because what else are you good for? Go scrub the floor Where are my shoes? Ome Henk, he's cool Yeah, a guy with feelings He's sweet He's wow He's woopi! Woopi? Shut up, get lost Leave me alone ‘Cause I've got to cut my toenails You're cute It's a gift And smart too Yeah yeah So charming Huh Especially when you smile, owoh Deceive someone else Ah ah ah yeah Don't come talking to me Owohoh, owohoh You shouldn't be b*tchin' Ah ah ah yeah All women are the same Owohoh, owohoh Ome Henk, hot beast Here's a jeweler And later we can go to an expensive restaurant No, what do you think I'm retarded, you can have some takeout (or you can eat from the alley) You're smart I understand And also cute Yeah hehe So charming Heh Especially when you smile Hehehe Clever Yes And so tough Of course So athletic, I love you Deceive someone else Ah ah ah yeah Don't come talking to me Owohoh, owohoh You shouldn't be b*tchin' Ah ah ah yeah All women are the same Owohoh, owohoh Why! Can someone tell me why, women are stupid They're not necessary, and useless I mean, I don't need them for cooking ‘cause I've got a microwave (magnetron is German and Dutch for Microwave) Or for washing my clothes, because I never change So I mean.. Deceive someone else Ah ah ah yeah Don't come talking to me Owohoh, owohoh You shouldn't be b*tchin' Ah ah ah yeah All women are the same Owohoh, owohoh Well my Treasure, what do you think about that? You know what? give me your number anyway, you can come whiten my ceiling next week! You pottymouth! Oh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Whenever I hear that piece of crap on the radio I yell, "Let the motherfuc#er in, for Christ's sake!"...and then change the station. Whenever I hear "Who Let the Dogs Out", I yell, "I did. OK? Blame me and shut the fuc# up about it!"...and then change the station ...you get the picture... You're borderline insane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Not unlike Paul McCartney's unlikely hit " Let Him In ".... Four minutes of made up names (sister Suzie, Auntie Gin ect.) bracketed by "somebody's knockin' at the door, somebody's ringin' the bell". Those are all actually real relatives of Paul McCartney. It's not what it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 You're borderline insane? Borderline? Why diss me like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Those are all actually real relatives of Paul McCartney. It's not what it seems. That actually makes it worse. It is then literally what it seems. It's not a song, it's a Christmas card list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billfan63 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Starships "We Built this City" is brillant compared to "I love planes, experimental aircraft" "I love planes jet jet aircraft" "I love planes sensual aircraft" what is that?? s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 This is by faaaaarrrr the worst song lyrics ever!!!!! Supplied by the great ummmm grating Paul Anka. If you hear the music that goes with these lyrics more than 10 times in a row you'll eat cyanide to make the pain stop!!!! PAUL: Havin' my baby What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me Havin' my baby What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me I can see it, face is glowin' I can see in your eyes, I'm happy you know it BOTH: That you're havin' my baby PAUL: You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya BOTH: Havin' my baby PAUL: You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya PAUL: The need inside you, I see it showin' Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'? Are you happy you know it? That you're BOTH: Havin' my baby ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me BOTH: Havin' my baby ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me PAUL: Didn't have to keep it Wouldn't put ya through it You could have swept it from you life But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it BOTH: And you're havin' my baby ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me BOTH: Havin' my baby ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby) What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me FADE PAUL: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby) ODIA: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Instead of starting a new thread, I thought I'd use this thread to ask, of the lyrics posted below, genius or crap? The song is, undoubtedly brilliant, IMO and I THINK the lyrics might be genius. But...then, I actually READ them and wonder, "might this be crap?". Regardless, it sounds fan-freaking-tastic: If you see something that looks like a starAnd it's shooting up out of the ground And your head is spinning from a loud guitar And you just can't escape from the sound Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you We were children once, playing with toys And the sound that you're hearing is only the sound of The low spark of high-heeled boys The percentage you're paying is too high priced When you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made from your dreams But today we just read that the man was shot dead By a gun that didn't make any noise But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest, it was The low spark of high-heeled boys If you had just a minute to breathe And they offered you one final wish Would you ask for something like another chance? Or something similar to this? Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you As sure as your sadness and sorrows are joys And the sound that you're hearing is only the sound of The low spark of high-heeled boys The percentage you're paying is too high priced While you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made from your dreams But today we just read that the man was shot dead By a gun that didn't make any noise But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest, it was The low spark of high-heeled boys If I gave you everything that I owned And asked for nothing in return Would you do the same for me as I would for you? Or would you take me for a ride And strip me of everything including my pride But spirit is something you can't destroy And the sound that you're hearing is only the sound The low spark of high-heeled boys OK... "The percentage you're paying is too high priced When you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made from your dreams" Genius...pure, rock song genius "If you see something that looks like a star And it's shooting up out of the ground And your head is spinning from a loud guitar And you just can't escape from the sound Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you We were children once, playing with toys" Basically unintelligible...no? But there is SOMETHING there, dontcha think? To see a further discussion, I'll direct you here: http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=3226 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Instead of starting a new thread, I thought I'd use this thread to ask, of the lyrics posted below, genius or crap? The song is, undoubtedly brilliant, IMO and I THINK the lyrics might be genius. But...then, I actually READ them and wonder, "might this be crap?". Regardless, it sounds fan-freaking-tastic:OK... "The percentage you're paying is too high priced When you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made from your dreams" Genius...pure, rock song genius "If you see something that looks like a star And it's shooting up out of the ground And your head is spinning from a loud guitar And you just can't escape from the sound Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you We were children once, playing with toys" Basically unintelligible...no? But there is SOMETHING there, dontcha think? To see a further discussion, I'll direct you here: http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=3226 Great. great Traffic song!!! In fact all Traffic is great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 "The percentage you're paying is too high pricedWhen you're living beyond all your means And the man in the suit has just bought a new car From the profit he's made from your dreams" Genius...pure, rock song genius "If you see something that looks like a star And it's shooting up out of the ground And your head is spinning from a loud guitar And you just can't escape from the sound Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you We were children once, playing with toys" Well, when I think about the words to that song, it just messes up the experience of listening to it so usually pay no attention. But when I have considered them, it seemed to me that at some point in the song, they decided to randomly put words together. Either that or somebody broke out some good weed at the recording session. In any case, nearly everything that band did was top-notch. Not to highjack this thread but I see you are from St. Aug. I have heard that many ex-Corsicans have relocated there or vacation there. I have spent some time in Corsica and heard this from a few people there and wanted to know if you could vouch for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 To see a further discussion, I'll direct you here: http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=3226 And I was led to believe that Steely Dan was in a class by itself. That thread is filled with beautiful misunderstanding. Proves again that the story is always the property of its audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ans4e64 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever: "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" --50 Cent's '21 Questions' The rest of the list... HAHAHAH come on, you gotta love that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Well, when I think about the words to that song, it just messes up the experience of listening to it so usually pay no attention. But when I have considered them, it seemed to me that at some point in the song, they decided to randomly put words together. Either that or somebody broke out some good weed at the recording session. In any case, nearly everything that band did was top-notch. Not to highjack this thread but I see you are from St. Aug. I have heard that many ex-Corsicans have relocated there or vacation there. I have spent some time in Corsica and heard this from a few people there and wanted to know if you could vouch for it. I have yet to run into either Cheech or Chong. Seriously, i just moved here and have no idea. It would not surprise me, though, as the area is rich in Spanish and French history. As for Low Spark, it shouldn't ruin your experience as there is really good poetry and thought there...I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 And I was led to believe that Steely Dan was in a class by itself. That thread is filled with beautiful misunderstanding. Proves again that the story is always the property of its audience. I hadn't read all of the posts in that link before I posted it...but, now that I've read a few more, it doesn't surprise me. You should see the sites that analyze Steely Dan lyrics. Well...be my guest: http://cordmeyer.spymac.com/ And, you were correct about your impression that The Dan was in a class by itself. That remains true to this date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 sites that analyze Steely Dan lyrics. Well...be my guest: http://cordmeyer.spymac.com/ I'm speechless (almost)... those wild attempts are as tiresome as Michael Turner threads. If music is indeed largely about identification, I fear for you as a member of that community. Get out while there's still time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunTheBall Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 It will be tough to beat this I think: Talkin' Proud! RTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 It will be tough to beat this I think: Talkin' Proud! RTB Horrible, Shout is much better! Steely Dan lyrics are easily misunderstood. They have a tinge of humor in a lot of their songs (Deacon Blues) and a lot of humor in others (Cousin Dupree). I can understand some confusion on some lyrics but not many. I'm a huge Dan fan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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