Sketch Soland Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navy Chief Navy Pride Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 People with no sense of urgency,commitment, or drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 You were right the first time, POOJ. The left lane is for PASSING. Drive on the right, for Christ's sake. That's all per state and it depends on the type of highway. Here in GA, that's only true for limited access divided highways. So, I-75? Slower traffic keep right. No exit/entrance ramps? It doesn't matter, pick your lane. So now I get to be mad at *everyone* going slow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Kyle Brovlavski that damn Jew rat Leopold Stotch aka butters Randy Marsh aka That N*gger Guy seriously emo kids, goth kids morbidly obese people that criticize me for being too thin, even though I am 6'3 195 that cousin in the family that is always in and out of jail, and on crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 People who feel the need to grieve the loss of a loved one by writing a message on the back windshield of their car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Okay, a serious one: Dr. Motherphucking Phil The Antichrist incarnate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Physically fit people parking in the handicapped spot whether or not they have a sticker. If a member of your family is handicapped it doesn't give you the right to take one of those spots whenever you want. People who don't acknowledge you when you hold open a door for them--either male or female. A simple nod of the head and eye contact will do if you are afraid to speak. People who tailgate me when I'm driving in the left lane. I the limit is 65 I'll be doing 80+. Once I get past traffic I will move to the right to let you pass. If you must pull a Dale Earnhardt and ride my bumper I will be compelled to slow down to the speed limit--or keep pace with the car to my right. Hirohito Hitler Tom Donahoe annoys the hell out of me. OJ Simpson--from childhood 'hero' to multiple murderer to side show freak. He is more than annoying, he is loathsome, but this thread will do for now. Stalin Bill & Hill Parents who expect the school system to teach their kids everything. Oh, btw, please don't give little Jonnie any homework, it will interfere with our evening. France People who thought Doug Floutie would lead the Bills to the promised land, and continue to believe so today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Okay, a serious one: Dr. Motherphucking Phil The Antichrist incarnate. Can't believe I left that fugger off my list. Pathetic bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Physically fit people parking in the handicapped spot whether or not they have a sticker. If a member of your family is handicapped it doesn't give you the right to take one of those spots whenever you want.People who don't acknowledge you when you hold open a door for them--either male or female. A simple nod of the head and eye contact will do if you are afraid to speak. People who tailgate me when I'm driving in the left lane. I the limit is 65 I'll be doing 80+. Once I get past traffic I will move to the right to let you pass. If you must pull a Dale Earnhardt and ride my bumper I will be compelled to slow down to the speed limit--or keep pace with the car to my right. Hirohito Hitler Tom Donahoe annoys the hell out of me. OJ Simpson--from childhood 'hero' to multiple murderer to side show freak. He is more than annoying, he is loathsome, but this thread will do for now. Stalin Bill & Hill Parents who expect the school system to teach their kids everything. Oh, btw, please don't give little Jonnie any homework, it will interfere with our evening. France People who thought Doug Floutie would lead the Bills to the promised land, and continue to believe so today. Kinda surprised George W didn't make that list. Although he is more loathsome than annoying. Dontchathink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Kinda surprised George W didn't make that list. Although he is more loathsome than annoying. Dontchathink? I would place him in the "in over his head" category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Pirate looks at 37 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Agree on Madonna - what's with the fake accent already, you're from freakin Michigan you has-been! Nancy Grace - that voice of hers and he whole schtick is the worst. My personal list: David Schwimmer - he looks like a human with Turtle-like features (turtle-ish or turtle-esque?) and he's a no-talent hack. Al Sharpton - always shows up if there's a chance he can push his own personal agenda and mug for an additonal 15 minutes of fame David Caruso - this pastey white fool with his..... overly dramatic........ pauses...... and I'm so much........... cooler than you...... attitude Michael Irvin - I would love to see the contract HE signed with the devil to get the breaks he's gotten in life. Jeff Goldblum - (see david schwimmer) Ben Stiller - it's an intangible with this guy, but I just can't stand him or the characters he plays his dad is funnier than he'll ever be Bjork - mousy looking little freak... get away from me, you creep me out!!! Andrew Lesko (the guy who wears the riddler suit and tells me how much money I can make by opening a coffee shop) - this guy is just WIERD. Ted (isn't he a little old to go by Tedy?) Bruschi - the night he came back for his first game after his "stroke" and they made it into the second coming of the mesiah, I had just had enough. Boston Fans - freakin front-runners... you can't swing a dead cat and hit a Bruins fan can you, but now they think a Super Bowl and World Series win is a birth-right. Bruce Willis - that stupid "how-cool-am-I" smirk got old exactly 10 minutes after moonlighting went off the air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Pretentious douches who buy a wooden hut from thailand , have it shipped to the US, and make a paneled wall out of it in their house because it "appeals to them not to have to cut down a tree to do it", and then do an interview about it in the NY Times like they're special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 The asshat in front of me in the left hand turn lane that doesn't go through the red light that I was surely going through. I'm a laid back kinda fella but that drives me nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 You were right the first time, POOJ. The left lane is for PASSING. Drive on the right, for Christ's sake. But then there's a sh-- load of traffic on the right lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Pirate looks at 37 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 People who feel the need to grieve the loss of a loved one by writing a message on the back windshield of their car You haven't by any chance spent any length of time in Colorado have you? That is RAMPANT out here, especially in Southern Colorado. It's now passed the "Calvin Pissing on something" sticker as my new vehicular pet-peeve. I forgot one on my pervious list Chris Kataan - he knows what he's doing and he's doing it to intentionally annoy me... I KNOW he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 You haven't by any chance spent any length of time in Colorado have you? That is RAMPANT out here, especially in Southern Colorado. It's now passed the "Calvin Pissing on something" sticker as my new vehicular pet-peeve. I forgot one on my pervious list Chris Kataan - he knows what he's doing and he's doing it to intentionally annoy me... I KNOW he is. You got that right, bub. A less than-no-talent bum. His existence is actually sucking talent and humor out of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 The Deal or No Deal ho's- Why do you have to ruin a body I would like to jump through my TV and work over like my Labrador does to strangers legs, with "witty" comments that make me want to strangle you? Open the damn suitcase and shut the F up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 You got that right, bub. A less than-no-talent bum. His existence is actually sucking talent and humor out of the universe. Him and Andy Dick. Faux-Comic Sinkholes of Sustenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 The Deal or No Deal ho's- Why do you have to ruin a body I would like to jump through my TV and work over like my Labrador does to strangers legs, with "witty" comments that make me want to strangle you? Open the damn suitcase and shut the F up! This is why they invented blowup dolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Pirate looks at 37 Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Him and Andy Dick. Faux-Comic Sinkholes of Sustenance. Well then since we're at it, let's throw Jack Black in there too... are you a musician or a comedian, because right now you're sucking a both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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