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Uh huh... and is Giada by chance cooking in your kitchen again this Saturday AM?

Thanks for the info... gotta love the intesity this team is showing I guess. To rub salt into the wound my dad informed me they are going to the game next week. I mentioned if he happens along a spare wind breaker, hat, T-shirt... ANYTHING to pick it up for me. Anyone know if tonight's game is on the web or can be found anywhere?

No, no, no, not Katie Couric don't go overboard!!!! Sketch if you continue to bring her up, I'm going to be forced to bring up the Jack Black is annoying post again... Actually she's not bad in a "middle school guidance counselor" kind of way.

Didn't get to see the game out here in Colorado, we were at a sports bar, but rest assured the front-running Avs fans got to watch thier team. The Buffalo News story mentions Miller having a bit of a meltdown. What happened? In other news, the band wagon is empty again as the Oilers beat the Avs... Man I love this team bad logo and all.

After the Sabres score their second or third goal of the night (assuming we're throwning a shutout of course), throw a bottle of sunscreen on the ice right near the net and hold a sign up telling the goaling he's gonna need it with the sun lamp going off all night. When they throw you out head to the Pearl Street Bar and Grill and have them set you up with a tab on me. I'll pay it when I'm home this summer.

Congradulations is probably a witty word from a greeting card to a HS or college graduate I would imagine. How does WGR win an award for a sports station with Shane Brother Shane, John Otto and Stan Roberts in their lineup or has the station changed format since the LAST time I listened to it? Whenever I'm home on vacation, my dad's neighbor always tells me what a terrible station it is and how bad the hosts are. Finally this year I asked him, "Does the tuner knob on your 74 Ranchero not work or something?" ... he gave me a blank stare.

"My neighbor who puts his house on the market once a year to see if he can find someone who will pay his ridiculous asking price and then when it doesn't happen, take the house off the market. Either stay or move, but cut the crap. " Does he REALLY do this? Does he just jump realtors every year or what? You would think word would travel amongst agents to this guy's racket and they would stop taking his bait or something. Sorry about the Buschi thing, but I really loathe him... ALOT

I'm surprise Al hasn't been metioned or W for that matter. Others who I'm surprised haven't reared their annoying head yet: (well until now I guess) Britney Oprah Bill Bellichick Tom Brady Ben Affleck Joan Rivers Courtney Love more ESPN personalities Howard Stern or Howard K Stern and Gavin MacLeod

I thought he was a dick?

I freaking love it... great post. Spot on every one of those Brett Hull, confederate flag flyers, spoiler super-gluers, perfectly said. Can I add one more to the list? Raiders fans... no wait hear me out. Not the fans who actually KNOW football or know something about the team. I mean the guys or slap a Raiders sticker (right above their Nike Swoosh sticker) on the back window of their ridiculously low riding trucks to get "street-cred," the ones who wear all the gear to the mall, but couldn't tell Ken Stabler from Ken Venturi, the ones who have their gangsta biotches wearing raiders gear because it identifies them as thier "property" and lastly the one's who DO know football and know about the team, but feel compelled to dress like their going to a Sci-fi convention. Sorry guys the "black hole" doesn't impose much fear when your team couldn't beat UB, Buff State or the Orchard Park Pilgrims.

Okay, maybe it's the morning caffeine kicking in and got me a little overzealous. I'll take Jack Black back (wow that's wierd to type) if you let me throw Jim "the gravy train" Belushi. The guy claims to be a huge Cubs fan or whatever and couldn't even prounounce Alex Karros correctly. Fuggin poser. Dean, if you don't agree with my post completely, take solace that I won't call you a nasty name.

Well then since we're at it, let's throw Jack Black in there too... are you a musician or a comedian, because right now you're sucking a both.

I can't take credit for that one... Props to RTDB for coming up with that, I just added my 2 cents to it.

Dude, no lie. They had to lay a guy off here on Tuesday and the night before his wife left him and took their daughter with her. I didn't really care for the guy to begin with. He thought he was a know-it-all, but was really the chief of the department of misinformation, but man that's a tough one. I can't imagine how you deal with that. If this guy doesn't start drinking after this week, I'll be amazed.

Perhaps if she wins this case, she'll use the money to buy some thicker skin? It's the end of days I tell ya.

You haven't by any chance spent any length of time in Colorado have you? That is RAMPANT out here, especially in Southern Colorado. It's now passed the "Calvin Pissing on something" sticker as my new vehicular pet-peeve. I forgot one on my pervious list Chris Kataan - he knows what he's doing and he's doing it to intentionally annoy me... I KNOW he is.

Bought it for my wife last Christmas... pretty good CD, it was much better than listening to my son's "Nicklestaindslave" CD all the way to my in-laws house on Christmas day.

Agree on Madonna - what's with the fake accent already, you're from freakin Michigan you has-been! Nancy Grace - that voice of hers and he whole schtick is the worst. My personal list: David Schwimmer - he looks like a human with Turtle-like features (turtle-ish or turtle-esque?) and he's a no-talent hack. Al Sharpton - always shows up if there's a chance he can push his own personal agenda and mug for an additonal 15 minutes of fame David Caruso - this pastey white fool with his..... overly dramatic........ pauses...... and I'm so much........... cooler than you...... attitude Michael Irvin - I would love to see the contract HE signed with the devil to get the breaks he's gotten in life. Jeff Goldblum - (see david schwimmer) Ben Stiller - it's an intangible with this guy, but I just can't stand him or the characters he plays his dad is funnier than he'll ever be Bjork - mousy looking little freak... get away from me, you creep me out!!! Andrew Lesko (the guy who wears the riddler suit and tells me how much money I can make by opening a coffee shop) - this guy is just WIERD. Ted (isn't he a little old to go by Tedy?) Bruschi - the night he came back for his first game after his "stroke" and they made it into the second coming of the mesiah, I had just had enough. Boston Fans - freakin front-runners... you can't swing a dead cat and hit a Bruins fan can you, but now they think a Super Bowl and World Series win is a birth-right. Bruce Willis - that stupid "how-cool-am-I" smirk got old exactly 10 minutes after moonlighting went off the air

Good on ya Dante. After our latest trip to the movies I DID draw the line... not just because of Ghost Rider, I just can't stand the way people ACT during a movie anymore. People talking in normal conversation volume, making comments throughout about which actress they would have "carnal knowledg with" etc... it's just become more than I can stand anymore. The couple sitting behind us brought in an infant and whenever the child started crying the mom and dad just took turns juggling the child back and forth. Didn't take the baby OUT of the theater. I mean the volume at which they play movies can't be good for a newborn anyway, but then to subject the rest of us to the baby's crying is crazy. I understand maybe they couldn't get a sitter or don't have family who will watch the child, but if you MUST at all costs bring the baby along, at least take said baby out to the lobby when he/she starts crying. Oh by the way did I mention all of the above was done by that one couple? Sorry for the rant, but movies in the theater? I'm done.

Why a guy I work with has already told all of us about the SOB from start to finish. I swear, we start talking about where we are going for lunch and somehow.... "hey you know in the movie 300 they were eating" or "I saw this funny parody online about 300 and..." This cat has watched EVERY documentary on the movie and actual history on it (courtesy or AE and The History Channel) so now he's the bandwagon expert on the subject and it drives most of us bat-sh$* crazy. We're seriously considering sending him to Iran just so he'll stop working another 300 reference into our discusion about whether we should golf this week.

Oh....... My........ GOD!!!!!!!! That might be my worst it-could-really-happen-to-you moment ever. I haven't seen waves like that since a storm front moved off Ontario towards Sunset Bay back in 92. Great Ceasar's Ghost (in honor the of the Ides of March).

Bet his parents didn't take him to see Ghost Rider. (see wicker man thread) Okay maybe not, holy crap that kid is one bad friggin seed. Anyone know if Willis was ever in that part of ohio... (I know cheap shot... two minutes in the box).

Good LAWD!!!! He really is THAT bad. My son drug (dragged, aw hell made me go) to the Ghost Rider a couple weeks ago..... Sweet Fancy Moses that was an absolute HORRIBLE movie. I'd sooner watch a double feature of Buffalo 66 and Buffalo 66 before I'd watch that trash again. Jesus, why does my wife like Nick Copola-Cage? Why lord why????? of course she probably asks why I like Gwen Stefani also. I guess we're even.

Yes as a matter of fact it is a song by Natalie and the boys, but BILLIEVE me the song is much "prettier" than the actual event itself. First time I took my wife back home 8 years ago, I took her there just so she could get a little taste of the Southern Tier rednecks... she said "this is nothing like the song at all." "Jeez ya think?"