From Fox News:
O.J. Simpson reportedly said he is "throwing his hat into the ring" regarding the paternity battle over Anna Nicole Smith's baby, citing his "slow-moving sperm."
Documentary filmmaker Norm Pardo — who filmed 70 hours of footage with Simpson from 2000 to 2005 — told the New York Post that Simpson said "he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."
Simpson even joked that he hoped the baby wasn't his as Fred Goldman — the father of Ron Goldman, whom Simpson was acquitted of murdering along with his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson — might try to take her.
"I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money — or the baby herself," Pardo claims Simpson said.
... Please OJ just go away and take Rodman, Bonds and Pete Rose with you.
A buddy of mine used to say the only reason I like Leonard Smith was because he was always "inciting riots and stirring the turds." I just thought he was an emotional (read: high motor) guy who was pretty intense.