Kelly the Dog Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 1. Artose Pinner: Extremely well spoken. Same girlfriend since 11th grade. No baby mommas. Loves Minneapolis and never wants them to move to St. Paul. 2. Cedric Houston: Always talks in complete sentences. Happily married. No baby mommas. Never says a bad word about NY or NJ. 3. Sammy Morris: Never kids with the press. Practices safe sex. No baby mommas. Still speaks highly of Buffalo even though he plays for Miami. 4. Brian Calhoun: Reads Cat Fancy and not Penthouse. Is celibate and plans to be a minister. No baby mommas. Says great things about Detroit even though he doesn't believe them. 5. P.J. Pope: Dead serious all the time. Demands blowjobs from ho's so they don't get pregnant. Only one baby momma. Says Green Bay, Wisconsin is the best place to live ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Unfortunately I bet all those guys have better vision than One-Eye Willis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 There's no way PJ Pope should've made this list over Lionel Gates what a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 There's no way PJ Pope should've made this list over Lionel Gates what a joke Gates?! GATES?! Lionel Gates once happened to say that some of the restaurants in Montreal were superior to those in Buffalo. What the hell kind of running back is that?!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I'm confused. Does this thread mean Willis being an immoral dumbass with a big yap doesn't matter as much as his regularly underwhelming play on Sundays? Or is it the straw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 I'm confused. Understatement of the year. Maybe any year. Besides, who mentioned Willis? Willis isn't a top five RB in the league. The thread was only to show people here who are the top five RBs in the league and the attributes that prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 1. Artose Pinner: Extremely well spoken. Same girlfriend since 11th grade. No baby mommas. Loves Minneapolis and never wants them to move to St. Paul. 2. Cedric Houston: Always talks in complete sentences. Happily married. No baby mommas. Never says a bad word about NY or NJ. 3. Sammy Morris: Never kids with the press. Practices safe sex. No baby mommas. Still speaks highly of Buffalo even though he plays for Miami. 4. Brian Calhoun: Reads Cat Fancy and not Penthouse. Is celibate and plans to be a minister. No baby mommas. Says great things about Detroit even though he doesn't believe them. 5. P.J. Pope: Dead serious all the time. Demands blowjobs from ho's so they don't get pregnant. Only one baby momma. Says Green Bay, Wisconsin is the best place to live ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Willis isn't a top five RB in the league. Yes he is. Ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Willis for Calhoun and a 4th. Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I'm pretty sure A.C. Green was a Running Back in HS. Put him on your list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinVA Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 . Says great things about Detroit even though he doesn't believe them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 hahaha, kelly, youre now one of my favorite posters on this board great thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 What's Corey Dillon's status? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 What's Corey Dillon's status? When the game is on the line, and you need one tough yard to steal a win, I'd rather have Cecil Collins or Maurice Clarett before Dillon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerme1 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 When the game is on the line, and you need one tough yard to steal a win, I'd rather have Cecil Collins or Maurice Clarett before Dillon. Got ya. Nobody but nobody puts a gun to your head like Mo Clarett! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 When the game is on the line, and you need one tough yard to steal a win, I'd rather have Cecil Collins or Maurice Clarett before Dillon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marauderswr80 Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 any pics floating around of the girls Willymac banged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawgg Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 This thread sucks. 1. Artose Pinner: Extremely well spoken. Same girlfriend since 11th grade. No baby mommas. Loves Minneapolis and never wants them to move to St. Paul. 2. Cedric Houston: Always talks in complete sentences. Happily married. No baby mommas. Never says a bad word about NY or NJ. 3. Sammy Morris: Never kids with the press. Practices safe sex. No baby mommas. Still speaks highly of Buffalo even though he plays for Miami. 4. Brian Calhoun: Reads Cat Fancy and not Penthouse. Is celibate and plans to be a minister. No baby mommas. Says great things about Detroit even though he doesn't believe them. 5. P.J. Pope: Dead serious all the time. Demands blowjobs from ho's so they don't get pregnant. Only one baby momma. Says Green Bay, Wisconsin is the best place to live ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yall Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 1. Artose Pinner: Extremely well spoken. Same girlfriend since 11th grade. No baby mommas. Loves Minneapolis and never wants them to move to St. Paul. 2. Cedric Houston: Always talks in complete sentences. Happily married. No baby mommas. Never says a bad word about NY or NJ. 3. Sammy Morris: Never kids with the press. Practices safe sex. No baby mommas. Still speaks highly of Buffalo even though he plays for Miami. 4. Brian Calhoun: Reads Cat Fancy and not Penthouse. Is celibate and plans to be a minister. No baby mommas. Says great things about Detroit even though he doesn't believe them. 5. P.J. Pope: Dead serious all the time. Demands blowjobs from ho's so they don't get pregnant. Only one baby momma. Says Green Bay, Wisconsin is the best place to live ever. I'm all for #3. I still proudly wear my Sammy jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted January 18, 2007 Author Share Posted January 18, 2007 any pics floating around of the girls Willymac banged? I am not sure about the third, but here are the first two. They ain't bad for baby mommas. willis' baby mommas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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