Cripes Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Couldn't finish "9 to 5" Maybe if they'd given her a stripper pole, she might have been able to concentrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 She needs to hook up with Britney and Paris. This would help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Memo to the Kennedy Center: You get what you pay for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Dolly's boobage used to drive me to tears too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartshan-83 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I hope she was crying because she heard the sex tape is definitely being released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoachChuckDickerson Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I hope she was crying because she heard the sex tape is definitely being released. 857004[/snapback] I plan on taking the day off from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Ah, why even bother trying to sing...she could make bucoup bucks off of getting out of limos while sans undergarments for at least the next five years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 She needs to hook up with Britney and Paris. This would help. 856972[/snapback] She looks good in that picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Give the girl a break. "9 to 5" is not an easy song to perform....especially if you can't count that high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 She needs to hook up with Britney and Paris. This would help. 856972[/snapback] I swear, when I declare a revolution and topple the government, Paris, Jessica, and Britney are the first to be put up against a wall and shot, even before Michael Moore and Ann Coulter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewPort71 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 MSNBC broadcast Jessica's meltdown on Scarborough Country last night...CBS will delete this video from the show which is scheduled for Dec. 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I plan on taking the day off from work. 857090[/snapback] What are you going to do for the other 7:59:42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I swear, when I declare a revolution and topple the government, Paris, Jessica, and Britney are the first to be put up against a wall and shot, even before Michael Moore and Ann Coulter. 857516[/snapback] As soon as you do that, we'll have to amend the list of the 100 Most Influential Americans with you at #1 for "saving the entire world." Also give me a couple days notice before we start executing undesirables. I'll make sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Also give me a couple days notice before we start executing undesirables. I'll make sandwiches. 857714[/snapback] I'll bring the beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I saw something on this last night...Dolly Parton looked like a hideous monster....who is telling these old celebrities that they look good with stretched out botox faces...these people could haunt a house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I saw something on this last night...Dolly Parton looked like a hideous monster....who is telling these old celebrities that they look good with stretched out botox faces...these people could haunt a house... 857786[/snapback] Personally, I didn't think she looked all that bad. However, Shania See the photo page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I would bump uglies with Shania and Dolly, preferably at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I swear, when I declare a revolution and topple the government, Paris, Jessica, and Britney are the first to be put up against a wall and shot, even before Michael Moore and Ann Coulter. 857516[/snapback] Can't you just issue a gag order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Can't you just issue a gag order. 858130[/snapback] Well the first three (if the sex tape thingies are true, not that I would know anything about something like that) apparently are not burdened with the gag reflex, so you're going to have to come up with a plan B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Well the first three (if the sex tape thingies are true, not that I would know anything about something like that) apparently are not burdened with the gag reflex, so you're going to have to come up with a plan B. 858137[/snapback] If they want to live, they will just have to learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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