Chilly Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 For calling out Joe Theisman after he says something extremely stupid. Theisman during MNF explained what a hard count was, and went "hut HUT" to demonstrate. Immediately afterward, Kornheiser goes, "Thanks for explaining what a hard count is Joe. Now hopefully you'll explain off-sides or a 2pt conversion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 For calling out Joe Theisman after he says something extremely stupid. Theisman during MNF explained what a hard count was, and went "hut HUT" to demonstrate. Immediately afterward, Kornheiser goes, "Thanks for explaining what a hard count is Joe. Now hopefully you'll explain off-sides or a 2pt conversion" 800306[/snapback] That's why I turn the sound down. I don't need some idiot explaining the game to me. Was like when Fox had that glowing streaking puck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantankerous Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Kornheiser is the best of the three I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GASH STATION Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I was just wondering whats up with MNF??? Theismann over and over shows he is as about as smart as a tit. Add in Michele Tafoya??? What the hell is she all about..can anyone see abit of Lithgow in garp in that beast...?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Now they're plugging that ABC crap show Desperate Whores instead of watching the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 The chemistry between Joe T and Tony K sucks. Although I am not sure whether anyone would work with Joe T and the other person in the booth (Theisman's ego). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 Now they're plugging that ABC crap show Desperate Whores instead of watching the game. 800353[/snapback] rofl that was stupid too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GASH STATION Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Back home Theisman's friends call him the cruiser cuz he likes fast cars and fast women....Kornheiser just calls him the dork.. Is it me or does Theisman's whiteness make Kornheiser seem like Eminem and Tirico on par with 50 cent ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLocke Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I wouldn't be shocked if Kornheiser didn't know what a hard count was. He didn't know what a silent count was and why someone would use one a few weeks ago. He said if you like scoreless watch soccer or hockey. We all know how many NHL games end in scoreless ties . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 I wouldn't be shocked if Kornheiser didn't know what a hard count was. He didn't know what a silent count was and why someone would use one a few weeks ago. He said if you like scoreless watch soccer or hockey. We all know how many NHL games end in scoreless ties . 800423[/snapback] Don't get me wrong, Kornheiser isn't that great, but Theisman is the worst of the bunch. I'm still not over his pick for coach of the year last Christmas.... MIKE FUGGIN TICE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLocke Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Don't get me wrong, Kornheiser isn't that great, but Theisman is the worst of the bunch. I'm still not over his pick for coach of the year last Christmas.... MIKE FUGGIN TICE? 800425[/snapback] I'm know Theisman fan, but alteast he fuggin played meaning that he has something to base his oppinions on. They try to hype up Tony (atleast I find) like he is some sort of football guru. I say this because of the "Ask Tony" segment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikie2times Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 For calling out Joe Theisman after he says something extremely stupid. Theisman during MNF explained what a hard count was, and went "hut HUT" to demonstrate. Immediately afterward, Kornheiser goes, "Thanks for explaining what a hard count is Joe. Now hopefully you'll explain off-sides or a 2pt conversion" 800306[/snapback] That was awsome. I'm convinced if your speaking to Theisman any conversation, no matter what the topic, will somehow relate back to Thesiman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 My favorite Tony/Theisman moment came when they made some reference to Eric Hipple (an old Lions QB from the late 70's early 80's for the kiddies)...Theisman says "I almost got traded for Eric Hipple"....Tony says, disgustedly "You mean I could be sitting here with him instead?" I kind of like Tony K...Theisman is a blowhard, but he really doesn't bother me that much....Tirico is as bland as you can get... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 My favorite Tony/Theisman moment came when they made some reference to Eric Hipple (an old Lions QB from the late 70's early 80's for the kiddies)...Theisman says "I almost got traded for Eric Hipple"....Tony says, disgustedly "You mean I could be sitting here with him instead?" Yeah, that was worth a chuckle. Seemed to be quite a bit of 'dead air' on tonight's broadcast. (Then again, when Joey T. is the alternative, some would consider that a step in the right direction... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrite Gal Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 My favorite Tony/Theisman moment came when they made some reference to Eric Hipple (an old Lions QB from the late 70's early 80's for the kiddies)...Theisman says "I almost got traded for Eric Hipple"....Tony says, disgustedly "You mean I could be sitting here with him instead?" I kind of like Tony K...Theisman is a blowhard, but he really doesn't bother me that much....Tirico is as bland as you can get... 800457[/snapback] I tend to listen to the radio or ignore the TV commentarors unless there is an injury or something that needs specific explanation if I am forced to listen to ABC. When you said you were going to give us your favorite Theisman moment, my first thoughts were not of his game commentary, but when David Letterman did his Joe Theisman imitation by placing the leg of some football model on a pencil shapener where the twist in the handle was the knee joint and the sharper turned in directions impossible for the intact human leg. I never root for injuries, but this joke afterward was a sight gag which made me laugh and I doubt I would have if the target were someone other than Theiezman (who changed the pronunciation for the Heisman battle during college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I 90 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 That booth is a work in progress and I hope as Tony K grows into his role, Theismann has the good sense to shrink some. Tony K is a special talent with a light touch (even when he is on the needle) and in that three man gig is the LEAST replaceable. Quality analysts and play by play men are not a tough get. Best Mr. Tony radio bit was running his "Snackdown" up against Rome's annual "Smackdown" in which his listeners would talk junk food for a few hours (accompanied by Rome style sound effects). Simple counterprogramming, clever without being mean spirited. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACor58 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 My favorite is when Theisman explained that the wet conditions actually made the ball easier to throw because it was "tackier". He then said that Jake was wearing gloves and McNair wasn't. It was personal preference. Followed by Jake sailing a pass over Walker. Kornheiser: "So you are saying that the rain doesn't make it harder to throw." Theesman: "No, Jake is just not throwing acurately." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boltuprite Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Counting to ten would be considered a hard count for Theisman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 The Desperate Housewives bit was just !@#$ing ridiculous, but it's one of the main reasons I TIVO the game and watch it delayed. Yet, even though I didn't have to sit through it, I couldn't help but wonder: exactly how many viewers of that show are watching MNF? I want to believe the MNF audience is primarily a bunch of grown men drinking beer in sports bars while throwing some darts. If you want to promote that !@#$ing show during MNF, do us a favor and get Eva Langoria buck-!@#$ing-naked and have Tony Kornole tickle her nipples with that !@#$ing combover. It's good for a laugh and I don't have to FF through the crap. And I believe Theesman explaining the hard count was a shot at Kornhole for not knowing what a silent count was last week, though Acor was absolutely right about the discussion about how rain affects the ball. Jake Plummer looked like Stevie Wonder in the first half, but despite the discussion of the gloves, no one wanted to suggest maybe the gloves were part of the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 The Desperate Housewives bit was just !@#$ing ridiculous, but it's one of the main reasons I TIVO the game and watch it delayed. Yet, even though I didn't have to sit through it, I couldn't help but wonder: exactly how many viewers of that show are watching MNF? I want to believe the MNF audience is primarily a bunch of grown men drinking beer in sports bars while throwing some darts. If you want to promote that !@#$ing show during MNF, do us a favor and get Eva Langoria buck-!@#$ing-naked and have Tony Kornole tickle her nipples with that !@#$ing combover. It's good for a laugh and I don't have to FF through the crap. And I believe Theesman explaining the hard count was a shot at Kornhole for not knowing what a silent count was last week, though Acor was absolutely right about the discussion about how rain affects the ball. Jake Plummer looked like Stevie Wonder in the first half, but despite the discussion of the gloves, no one wanted to suggest maybe the gloves were part of the problem. 800562[/snapback] At first I was disappointed to see this thread at the top of the list this morning, but after reading the the last few posts, my day is off to a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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