DreamOnDan Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 She was raising money for some crap and I gave a couple of bucks. I then cracked a Corona and offered it to her because I was totally wasted and couldn't even consider drinking it. She said I better not. I offered it again a couple of time not understanding why she didn't want it. I walked away still not knowing that it was Mrs. Schobel and a cop was watching her. I started talking to the cop about looking for terrorists and offered my help. Well I brought over a couple of potential terrorists and they turned out OK. Then the cop said,"You know who that is?" He told me that the girl I've been harrassing was the Wife of Aaron Schobel. I walked back over to her and said,"Hey are you Aaron Schobel's wife and she said yeah. I followed with, Why you raising money? Didn't you just get a real nice bonus? She smiled and said yep. I said then you must be used to drinking Corona I don't understand why you won't take it. I explained that if she wants to raise money she has to blend in and together we laughed at all the drunk idiots(myself included). I gave her some crap about the whole no sack thingy and she said that he was working on it. I said, well is he gonna get one or not? She responded with I hope so. I then laughed and said that I think he needs a little more support from his family. She then took my beer and laughed. Nice person but pretty ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campy Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I always heard there was somebody who drank Corona at tailgates, but I figured they'd be a Texans or Cowboys fan. I couldn't possibly imagine that the "somebody" would be a Bills fan... I mean c'mon, Corona? No wonder she didn't want it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaska Darin Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I always heard there was somebody who drank Corona at tailgates, but I figured they'd be a Texans or Cowboys fan. I couldn't possibly imagine that the "somebody" would be a Bills fan... I mean c'mon, Corona? No wonder she didn't want it 56420[/snapback] Apparently there wasn't any stevestojantty American beer to be had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweet baboo Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I always heard there was somebody who drank Corona at tailgates, but I figured they'd be a Texans or Cowboys fan. I couldn't possibly imagine that the "somebody" would be a Bills fan... I mean c'mon, Corona? No wonder she didn't want it 56420[/snapback] seriously...if you drink corona at a bills game DON'T TELL ANYONE! and people wonder why they get heckled when they drink heineken in the parking lots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamOnDan Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 Would it matter if I told you that I drank 12 coronas before the game? It isn't like I put a fruit in it. OK, OK, 'm from Pittsburgh and they don't excatly sell Molson XXX down here, as a matter of fact it is even hard to find Labbats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 She was raising money for some crap and I gave a couple of bucks. I then cracked a Corona and offered it to her because I was totally wasted and couldn't even consider drinking it. She said I better not. I offered it again a couple of time not understanding why she didn't want it. I walked away still not knowing that it was Mrs. Schobel and a cop was watching her. I started talking to the cop about looking for terrorists and offered my help. Well I brought over a couple of potential terrorists and they turned out OK. Then the cop said,"You know who that is?" He told me that the girl I've been harrassing was the Wife of Aaron Schobel. I walked back over to her and said,"Hey are you Aaron Schobel's wife and she said yeah. I followed with, Why you raising money? Didn't you just get a real nice bonus? She smiled and said yep. I said then you must be used to drinking Corona I don't understand why you won't take it. I explained that if she wants to raise money she has to blend in and together we laughed at all the drunk idiots(myself included). I gave her some crap about the whole no sack thingy and she said that he was working on it. I said, well is he gonna get one or not? She responded with I hope so. I then laughed and said that I think he needs a little more support from his family. She then took my beer and laughed. Nice person but pretty ugly. 56405[/snapback] This is one of the funniest things i have ever read here... really... the first sentence and last sentence were the best: She was raising money for some crap and I gave a couple of bucks. Nice person but pretty ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Shoulda told her to stop wearing Aaron out the night before games 'cuz he's playing like stevestojan! She's taking away his legs!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamOnDan Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 Shoulda, woulda, coulda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 good job in helping out with the terrorist search in spite of your state of inebriation...good to see a someone whos not too drunk to look out for their country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamOnDan Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 THe cop was actually pretty cool, he was laughing his butt off while I was bring over potential terrorists. He played along, I can't believe how hammered I was. He could have easily arrested me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Would it matter if I told you that I drank 12 coronas before the game? It isn't like I put a fruit in it. OK, OK, 'm from Pittsburgh and they don't excatly sell Molson XXX down here, as a matter of fact it is even hard to find Labbats That's not a good excuse to drink corona. You could have brought a case of iron city beer up. Well, i don't know you. you could either be a 19 year old college kid who stepped up to a man's drink after realizing you'd get beat drinking a smirnoff ice. Or you could be a girl named dan. If you're from pittsburgh, drink iron city. If you're from buffalo, drink blue or canadian. No excuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamOnDan Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 That's not a good excuse to drink corona. You could have brought a case of iron city beer up. Well, i don't know you. you could either be a 19 year old college kid who stepped up to a man's drink after realizing you'd get beat drinking a smirnoff ice. Or you could be a girl named dan. If you're from pittsburgh, drink iron city. If you're from buffalo, drink blue or canadian. No excuses. 56478[/snapback] I'm definately surprised by your negativity towards me drinking Corona. I mean who really gives a crap? The reason I drank Corona was because the 42 year old man that went to the game with me bought the case. While in the store he asked if I like Corona, I replied you got any IC light? the man said I just sold my last case. I said get whatever you want Steve. By the way I am 23, probably drank 3 times as much beer as you have even if you are 75 and I'm already sure that I'm far more stylish than you are. So you and all of your beer critic friends just keep it to yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeBird Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Would it matter if I told you that I drank 12 coronas before the game? It isn't like I put a fruit in it. OK, OK, 'm from Pittsburgh and they don't excatly sell Molson XXX down here, as a matter of fact it is even hard to find Labbats 56429[/snapback] mamamamama my corona! please, Blue and Molsons are everywhere, no excuses! even in this redneck town! I was sucking down Blue on tap yesterday, watching us play like a Mississippi high school team.. wait a minute, a couple of Mississippi High School teams probably could kick our ass..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamOnDan Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 LOL, I definately like Blue, and Canadian over just about every beer on earth. But if its free, its for me! Crap, I can't afford Corona, I mean gas alone cost me 50 - 60 bucks to get there and back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillnutinHouston Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I guess the alternate title for this post could have been "I can't wait to tell you all how much of a drunken !@#$ I became at the Bills game yesterday." It's pretty sad that you are so clueless that you would post this. You don't even realize how stupid you looked to Mrs. Schobel yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeBird Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 LOL, I definately like Blue, and Canadian over just about every beer on earth. But if its free, its for me! Crap, I can't afford Corona, I mean gas alone cost me 50 - 60 bucks to get there and back 56527[/snapback] 50-60$$$ Are you driving a hummer? or paying for one on the drive up!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 I am probably reading this the wrong way and for that I apologize..... - First....I love Corona...in my house for every bills game.... - Second.....dont you think MR. SCHROBEL is a bit miffed you kept trying to put alchohol in his wife? That is HIS job..... But hey....all is well that ends well....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 If you're from buffalo, drink blue or canadian. No excuses. 56478[/snapback] I was wondering if Canadian beer would indeed be acceptable at a Bills tailgate. Now I have my answer. Canadians make the best beer on earth. Thank you. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorCal Aaron Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Shoulda, woulda, coulda 56454[/snapback] You didn't slip her a Texas Red Hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 By the way I am 23, probably drank 3 times as much beer as you have even if you are 75 56506[/snapback] Ummmmm...is that something you're proud of ? I recall a recent conversation...yeah...it was yesterday....at the stadium.....wondering why people ruin their/others Game Day experience by getting overly obliterated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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