The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Anyone catch the end of the Giants game and see this guy? Jared Lorenzen Holy cow - the guy's a monster!!!! If they cut this guy, forget about Holcomb and Kingsbury and sign him up - he doesn't even need an OL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Anyone catch the end of the Giants game and see this guy? Jared Lorenz Holy cow - the guy's a monster!!!! If they cut this guy, forget about Holcomb and Kingsbury and him up - he doesn't even need an OL! 746070[/snapback] I was begging for him before his draft, he was even bigger in college! He's a project but may be a decent #3, a lefty too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 He's played like crap. The guy actually thinks he can outrun a CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 AVP 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Can be play OL? Well, perhaps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 Can he block at all, or play FB? He didn't look all that bad last nite - 3/4 for 24 yds plus a rushing 1st down - just imagine him on 4th and goal from the 1. Game stats I'd love to have this guy as a #3 behind JP and - most likely - Craig Nall. He definitely adds a new dimension to the position, and he's fun to watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DPR4444 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 He's great for nicknames too: currently: "The Hefty Lefty" formerly: "He Ate Me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 He's great for nicknames too: currently: "The Hefty Lefty" formerly: "He Ate Me" 746097[/snapback] He's also been called "J-Lo" too. Why not? His a** is almost as big as her's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 He's also been called "J-Lo" too. Why not? His a** is almost as big as her's. 746100[/snapback] I really like "The Pilsbury Throwboy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 Plus - he could do Subway commercials... Jared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewgetz Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I really like "The Pilsbury Throwboy" 746104[/snapback] lmao...you got my vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYBillsFan Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 He's good at not taking a sack. Not necessarily because of his size, but because he will just throw the ball up for grabs instead of actually taking the sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realist Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 What the hell is the fascination with this guy, just because he's a 280 lb fat tub of &*%^? His hand offs look like a high school quarterback, on passes just seems to fling the ball out there almost not caring where it goes. I just don't get why everyone likes this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 What the hell is the fascination with this guy, just because he's a 280 lb fat tub of &*%^? His hand offs look like a high school quarterback, on passes just seems to fling the ball out there almost not caring where it goes. I just don't get why everyone likes this guy. 746182[/snapback] You're asking a bunch of people who hang out on message boards why they identify with this guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sen. John Blutarsky Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I really like "The Pilsbury Throwboy" 746104[/snapback] The Battleship Lorenzen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 You're asking a bunch of people who hang out on message boards why they identify with this guy? 746184[/snapback] I know - it's pathetic, isn't it? Some of 'em even have thousands of posts, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I know - it's pathetic, isn't it? Some of 'em even have thousands of posts, too! 746200[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 He's good at not taking a sack. Not necessarily because of his size, but because he will just throw the ball up for grabs instead of actually taking the sack. 746172[/snapback] You're right about that. I remember he did that when he was still @ Kentucky in a game against Florida, a game they were in a position to win before his boneheaded INT returned for a TD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted August 18, 2006 Author Share Posted August 18, 2006 You're right about that. I remember he did that when he was still @ Kentucky in a game against Florida, a game they were in a position to win before his boneheaded INT returned for a TD. 746225[/snapback] So, in other words, he's no worse than Holcomb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 He had a pretty good college career as I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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