Thailog80 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 That's fine. At least I'm not making up for a small one... 712757[/snapback] But you admit to having balls on your chin....okaaaay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 But you admit to having balls on your chin....okaaaay. 712828[/snapback] You make it sound like it's an insult if someone is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 You make it sound like it's an insult if someone is gay. 712856[/snapback] Would be where I come from.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 A couple of days of sitting in a recliner with a bag of frozen peas pressed to your boys and you'll be good as new. I don't know if this has ever happened to anyone else here, but my vasectomy didn't work. I went through the pain and anguish only to find out that my boys were still working. The doc offered to do another vasectomy on me for free, but I wasn't going to let that guy near my sac again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I had it done about 3 years ago. One side was most uncooperative and kept popping back into the incision. The nurse had a very sympathetic look on her face. Afterwards the doc told me I'd have more swelling and bruising than most because he had to keep digging around to get that one back out. Ice packs 20 mins on 20 mins off. Take it easy the first couple of days. It really wasn't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I had my "vasses" snipped a while ago by Dr. Stopp (for real): Dr. Stopp After the anesthesia, lying on my back, I actually propped myself up on my elbows and watched. It was pretty cool! The only embarassing part was when I came back a few weeks later with my specimen. When I open the bag the bottle had opened and the specimen was ... oh never mind, use your imaginatioin! Anyway, I went home and got the wife's help so I could go back to work. She went to the doctor's office, and with pursed lips, pointed at her mouth and said "Where you wannit?" You can decide which part of this story is not true. Almost all of it is! 712811[/snapback] I'm reminded of a John Valby limerick: There once was a young lady from Arden ARDEN! Who sucked off a man in a garden GARDEN! He said 'my dear Flo where does all that stuff go?' And she said gulp I beg your pardon? YA, YA, YA YA Your mother's so dry the crabs carry canteens! So give me another verse worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my willie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I had my "vasses" snipped a while ago by Dr. Stopp (for real): Dr. Stopp After the anesthesia, lying on my back, I actually propped myself up on my elbows and watched. It was pretty cool! The only embarassing part was when I came back a few weeks later with my specimen. When I open the bag the bottle had opened and the specimen was ... oh never mind, use your imaginatioin! Anyway, I went home and got the wife's help so I could go back to work. She went to the doctor's office, and with pursed lips, pointed at her mouth and said "Where you wannit?" You can decide which part of this story is not true. Almost all of it is! 712811[/snapback] Now that's some damn funny stuff. Extra points for Rubeo's Valby reference. "Ay, yai yai yai!! Your mother goes down on Egyptians!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 And what POS do you own? 712812[/snapback] 2000 Chevy S-10. 4.3 liter V-6. fire truck red. a truck, a man vehicle. didnt get a full size truck because i couldnt afford it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Now that's some damn funny stuff. Extra points for Rubeo's Valby reference. "Ay, yai yai yai!! Your mother goes down on Egyptians!" 712897[/snapback] I'm thinkin' the anesthesia part isn't true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 2000 Chevy S-10. 4.3 liter V-6. fire truck red. a truck, a man vehicle. didnt get a full size truck because i couldnt afford it. 712907[/snapback] A Chevy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Now that's some damn funny stuff. Extra points for Rubeo's Valby reference. "Ay, yai yai yai!! Your mother goes down on Egyptians!" 712897[/snapback] I've seen good 'ol Dr. Dirty 9 times, and he just keeps on getting funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 but I wasn't going to let that guy near my sac again. 712883[/snapback] What guy WOULD you let near your sac again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richmond_Bills Posted June 26, 2006 Author Share Posted June 26, 2006 Well...I'm back to work after a relatively painless experience. Thanks for all the well-wishers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 I had my "vasses" snipped a while ago by Dr. Stopp (for real): Dr. Stopp 712811[/snapback] One can only imagine him in high school: Guidance Counselor: Have you thought about what you want to do with your life? Stoop: I want to make other men sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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