Richmond_Bills Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm going in to be castrated tomorrow. Any recent experiences by my Bills brothers? I'm having the "no-scalpel" variety. Also, I'm supposed to play in a golf tourney next Thursday. Is that realistic??? Serious replies only . Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Serious replies only . Thanks. 712616[/snapback] Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 uhhh - I am not sure what to say to this. Castrated? Who is your doctor? Did he go to medical school in Nazi germany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 R.I.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 R.I.P. 712631[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 You should be fine to hit the links Thursday because you don't need balls to play golf, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Really could've done without this thread. Talk to your doctor if you want serious replys. All I can tell you is that I hope you took the day off of work and beat that thing into submission today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 You should be fine to hit the links Thursday because you don't need balls to play golf, anyway. 712633[/snapback] if this wasn't a "snip, snip" thread, that would be a great sig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I do have a funny story though...we were playing in a mens hockey league and one of the guys on the team got snipped midway through the season...his first game back...we played the STONECUTTERS.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 uhhh - I am not sure what to say to this. Castrated? Who is your doctor? Did he go to medical school in Nazi germany? 712629[/snapback] Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm going in to be castrated tomorrow. Any recent experiences by my Bills brothers? I'm having the "no-scalpel" variety. Also, I'm supposed to play in a golf tourney next Thursday. Is that realistic??? Serious replies only . Thanks. 712616[/snapback] No scalpel? Having them crushed between a pair of cinder blocks, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richmond_Bills Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 I honestly started this thread to lighten my mood. It has worked!!! Thanks guys!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I honestly started this thread to lighten my mood. It has worked!!! Thanks guys!!! 712660[/snapback] You're welcome. Though I do kind of feel sorry for you, as you're required, first thing after you have your balls removed, to go out and buy a Honda Fit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 You're welcome. Though I do kind of feel sorry for you, as you're required, first thing after you have your balls removed, to go out and buy a Honda Fit... 712662[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Serious replies only . Thanks. 712616[/snapback] How does your husband feel about all this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 No scalpel? Having them crushed between a pair of cinder blocks, are we? 712652[/snapback] I can't tell if he's having an operation...or getting married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 beat that thing into submission today. 712634[/snapback] HAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 You're welcome. Though I do kind of feel sorry for you, as you're required, first thing after you have your balls removed, to go out and buy a Honda Fit... 712662[/snapback] Wrong!!!! Only guys with balls on their chins are allowed to buy Honda Fits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Wrong!!!! Only guys with balls on their chins are allowed to buy Honda Fits. 712675[/snapback] You know, he never DID say what the doc was going to do with his nuts once they were removed. Maybe he's having a chinectomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Yes, I got my hair cut recently. Snip, snip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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