Corp000085 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 http://www.tsn.ca/tsn/news_story.asp?id=164886 His pick for Saturday's race? Lawyer Ron, natch. ''I love lawyers, I know all about lawyers,'' he said, mentioning the late Johnnie Cochran, who helped Simpson avoid murder charges in the 1994 deaths of his wife and her friend. ''If there was a Lawyer Johnnie, Lord knows, I'd put my house on it,'' he said. um?? why oj? some guy named johnny must have really been looking for the real killers! and why the hell is he wearing a steelers championship hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 1) Someone should tell the reporter that the lawyers didn't "avoid murder charges." They made it so the charged murderer got away with it in criminal court. 2) Someone should tell the reporter (and editors) that OJ Simpson doesn't really matter anymore. Why is this news? 3) WTF does "natch" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I feel bad for older Bills fans who were big fans of OJ in his heyday. I feel lucky to have him not taint my memory of this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasper13 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Does any money he win gambling go to the Goldmans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 and why the hell is he wearing a steelers championship hat?684000[/snapback] Maybe because most Bills fans have told him to go !@#$ himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 http://www.tsn.ca/tsn/news_story.asp?id=164886um?? why oj? some guy named johnny must have really been looking for the real killers! and why the hell is he wearing a steelers championship hat? 684000[/snapback] Least he's been able to keep his sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooldudeav Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 ''You got better parties here than you do in Miami at the MTV Awards,'' he said. ''It's the No. 1 event of the year. The hip-hop/movie/horse culture is all here.'' 684259[/snapback] Horse culture? Yeah even mister ED shows up to these parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Maybe because most Bills fans have told him to go !@#$ himself. 684255[/snapback] OJ was always a closet Steelers fan! He helped them win everytime we played them! Having said that, I believe he was an even bigger closet Dolphins fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 He couldn't say the real reason he had a hunch on Lawyer Ron, his thought: When I killed a guy named Ron, I needed a lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 He couldn't say the real reason he had a hunch on Lawyer Ron, his thought: When I killed a guy named Ron, I needed a lawyer. 685768[/snapback] I was going to make a comment about how glad I was OJ wasn't defacing the Bills' name by wearing their gear. But yours is a much better comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envirojeff Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 The next most obvious name would have been "Killedtwopeoplewithabigolknife" to win! Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Was there a horse named "Bloody Glove"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Q: Why didn't O.J's pick "Lawyer Ron" win the Kentucky Derby? A: He wasn't a White Bronco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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