The Dean Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I'm finally back and almost recovered from AKC's Bills Draft party high in Pine Mountain. What a time it was. First of all, let me point out that AKC and his awesome wife are the best hosts ever. They have a terrific place that's disgustingly well-stocked (well...WAS well stocked ). They are as gracious and giving as anyone I've ever met. They let us bums get trashed in their place...well, actually they MADE us bums get trashed in their place...and then nursed us back the next day (only to get us re-trashed later). I think AKC may be "KING of Pine Mountain". Everyone knows him, and actually seem to like and respect him...clearly there are no Pats trolls up there. His friends were all first-rate, his dog, Chilly is my new girlfriend (she crapped in my room!) and he introduced us to a great bar, Madd Baileys. (BTW, I met a recently displaced Orchard Park fellow at the bar, who looked like he was Bat Boy's dad...really.) Kelly the Fox News Dog was splendid as a chauffer and road and party companion. He provided his far and balanced commentary and helped heep me from jumping off the mountain early in the draft. Buffalo Bills Hall of Fame Legend, Big Bob Lamb was in his usual top form. He was stilll with AKC when Kelly and I left, so who knows when he'll stop partying. I will admit to being as hungover (or something) yesterday as I've been in 20 or more years. But...I've fought through it and am ready to do that again...in a few years...maybe. I'll share my take on the draft later on the main board (not that anyone cares). But, I'm fired-up for the 1-10 defense (or perhaps it's the 2-9). Thanks again to AKC, Sherry and all who helped make The Dean a very happy buzzed boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 But, I'm fired-up for the 1-10 defense (or perhaps it's the 2-9). 681452[/snapback] You and JSP have something in common! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 You and JSP have something in common! 681455[/snapback] I just noticed JSP's reference...pretty funny! Did Kelly the Dog mention AKC's name for your handle? Rouhnie Knotte BTW, who the hell are you? (Old handle)...or do we have to guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 How far did you guys get on the Manifesto? And more to the point...should I have someone else get my mail? Kelly the Fox pooch can get pretty creative at times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 BTW, who the hell are you? (Old handle)...or do we have to guess? 681463[/snapback] I retired my old name....I'm not one of the MOST well known posters...let's put it this way: The draft killed my old name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Sounds like good times. I'm truly envious of all you Califronia bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 How far did you guys get on the Manifesto? And more to the point...should I have someone else get my mail? Kelly the Fox pooch can get pretty creative at times... 681464[/snapback] Kelly was typing away both Saturday and Sunday afternoon...so he may have been working on that doc. I had no input, to my knowledge. I was too busy doing a little work, but mostly concocting new drinks and reasons to do shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Sounds like good times. I'm truly envious of all you Califronia bastards. 681469[/snapback] Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Me too. 681565[/snapback] LOL you need to pipe down, having the big screen next to the grill and pool whilst we in the northeast freeze our nutz off in football season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 LOL you need to pipe down, having the big screen next to the grill and pool whilst we in the northeast freeze our nutz off in football season. 681580[/snapback] It's not all lollipops and giggles around here. I spent ALL DAY yesterday without an illegal to help with my yardwork. Oh, the pain. The pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Kelly the Fox News Dog was splendid as a chauffer and road and party companion. 681452[/snapback] Hopefully he found a better parking place this year. I was beginning to wonder if we should send out a search party for y'all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 It's not all lollipops and giggles around here. I spent ALL DAY yesterday without an illegal to help with my yardwork. Oh, the pain. The pain. 681582[/snapback] The humanity! Who picked the oranges from the tree in your backyard?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Did he talk about the wine festival this summer. AKC........I'm in. PM me with details. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Did he talk about the wine festival this summer. AKC........I'm in. PM me with details. 681588[/snapback] Wine festival? *ears perk up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 The humanity! Who picked the oranges from the tree in your backyard?!?! 681586[/snapback] I hired some illegal asians, which wouldn't have been so bad if not for the fact that they could only grab the really low-hanging fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Wine festival? *ears perk up* 681591[/snapback] Mmmmmm, wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I hired some illegal asians, which wouldn't have been so bad if not for the fact that they could only grab the really low-hanging fruit. 681595[/snapback] That's evil, evil but fuggen hilarious.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Mmmmmm, wine. 681596[/snapback] maybe I can con the old lady into flying out there. yeah right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Wine festival? *ears perk up* 681591[/snapback] Some people still use a corkscrew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Some people still use a corkscrew. 681606[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I'm finally back and almost recovered from AKC's Bills Draft party high in Pine Mountain. What a time it was. First of all, let me point out that AKC and his awesome wife are the best hosts ever. They have a terrific place that's disgustingly well-stocked (well...WAS well stocked ). They are as gracious and giving as anyone I've ever met. They let us bums get trashed in their place...well, actually they MADE us bums get trashed in their place...and then nursed us back the next day (only to get us re-trashed later). I think AKC may be "KING of Pine Mountain". Everyone knows him, and actually seem to like and respect him...clearly there are no Pats trolls up there. His friends were all first-rate, his dog, Chilly is my new girlfriend (she crapped in my room!) and he introduced us to a great bar, Madd Baileys. (BTW, I met a recently displaced Orchard Park fellow at the bar, who looked like he was Bat Boy's dad...really.) Kelly the Fox News Dog was splendid as a chauffer and road and party companion. He provided his far and balanced commentary and helped heep me from jumping off the mountain early in the draft. Buffalo Bills Hall of Fame Legend, Big Bob Lamb was in his usual top form. He was stilll with AKC when Kelly and I left, so who knows when he'll stop partying. I will admit to being as hungover (or something) yesterday as I've been in 20 or more years. But...I've fought through it and am ready to do that again...in a few years...maybe. I'll share my take on the draft later on the main board (not that anyone cares). But, I'm fired-up for the 1-10 defense (or perhaps it's the 2-9). Thanks again to AKC, Sherry and all who helped make The Dean a very happy buzzed boy. 681452[/snapback] I concur. It was a blast. AKC and Sherry are outrageously good hosts. The shots-per-waking-man-hour were on a historic rate for three straight days. The house, the guests, and virtually everyone here was trashed at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I like Sherry already. Already know AKC is a class act. Not any board BS dumb post insuation jokes... I love a wife who doesn't "know no strangers". I was married to one. Sounds like a great time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 Mmmmmm, wine. 681596[/snapback] Those are some good wineries. I see where AKC steals all of the wine in his collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I just realized my wife has a recital the next day. Now I don't know if I can make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 I just realized my wife has a recital the next day. Now I don't know if I can make it. 681690[/snapback] Anything to get out of cooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Anything to get out of cooking. 681697[/snapback] Gotta love that California male bonding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Anything to get out of cooking. 681697[/snapback] Do you really want to know what I did to get out of cooking? They still have yet to find the Maitre D's body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Do you really want to know what I did to get out of cooking? They still have yet to find the Maitre D's body. 681719[/snapback] I though you'd done like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, took a leak in the heating trays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I hired some illegal asians, which wouldn't have been so bad if not for the fact that they could only grab the really low-hanging fruit. 681595[/snapback] Watch it. You said asians. It's only a matter of time that you get called a racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Watch it. You said asians. It's only a matter of time that you get called a racist. 681725[/snapback] No, that'll be orientals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 No, that'll be orientals. 681734[/snapback] I thought it was Chinamen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I thought it was Chinamen. 681737[/snapback] No.....Chinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I thought it was Chinamen. 681737[/snapback] People who call slanties Chinamen are racist? Since wen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 No, that'll be orientals. 681734[/snapback] I ordered some tea smoked duck for delivery. OK, I know delivery sucks... But I got free dumplings with my order, I know a place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I ordered some tea smoked duck for delivery. OK, I know delivery sucks... But I got free dumplings with my order, I know a place... 681742[/snapback] Smoking tea, I remember when........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 People who call slanties Chinamen are racist? Since wen? 681741[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Watch it. You said asians. It's only a matter of time that you get called a racist. 681725[/snapback] As long as the micks and the wops don't find out, I'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 maybe I can con the old lady into flying out there. yeah right. 681604[/snapback] This one is closer to you.... Finger Lakes Wine Festival Just remember to have a DD. The Troopers set up at the exits of the parking lot and stop everyone for a "little chat". If they don't like your answers, you have to blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 This one is closer to you....Finger Lakes Wine Festival Just remember to have a DD. The Troopers set up at the exits of the parking lot and stop everyone for a "little chat". If they don't like your answers, you have to blow. 682127[/snapback] The Finger Lakes area is making some very nice wines these days and the scenery is wonderful. There is a great article in this month's Wine Spectator about NY wines and they call the Finger Lake's Reislings some of the best this side of the Atlantic. I could see myself retiring there and spending my winters in the Caribbean. Come on stock options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I hired some illegal asians, which wouldn't have been so bad if not for the fact that they could only grab the really low-hanging fruit. 681595[/snapback] Send them back to Mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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