\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Two words: Buffet Table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I guess she is experiencing different types of wardrobe malfunctions now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Speaking of which, anyone seen that "fat celebrity" show on VH1? My wife and I were flipping through channels and saw it. They had "celebs" like Tempestt Bledsoe (no relation to Drew), Bruce Vilanche, Gunnar Nelson, etc. Then they showed Kelly LeBrock. OMG! WTF happened to her? I guess it's been a long time since "Weird Science." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 Speaking of which, anyone seen that "fat celebrity" show on VH1? My wife and I were flipping through channels and saw it. They had "celebs" like Tempestt Bledsoe (no relation to Drew), Bruce Vilanche, Gunnar Nelson, etc. Then they showed Kelly LeBrock. OMG! WTF happened to her? I guess it's been a long time since "Weird Science." 602966[/snapback] Click here: http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/celebrity_fit..._3/series.jhtml Then click "Meet the cast" under "Photo galleries" Then go to picture 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Click here:http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/celebrity_fit..._3/series.jhtml Then click "Meet the cast" under "Photo galleries" Then go to picture 6. 602996[/snapback] I would treat her to a dozen or two of Original Glazed at Krispy Kreme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMCBillsFan Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Two words: Buffet Table. 602807[/snapback] No link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Two words: Buffet Table. 602807[/snapback] you forgot 4 other words: "All You Can Eat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 No link? 603168[/snapback] Janet Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 One can hardly blame her for packing on the pounds. I mean, if your brother were a pedophilic freak whose face was literally falling to pieces, and rail-thin...wouldn't you try to disassociate yourself from him as much as possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 No WONDER she's been reportedly taking baths in chocolate milk (and then obviously drinking all the bath water), having collagen and silicon injected INTO her face, and is dating geriatric men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelissaInPhilly Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 So she's fat, big deal. Why do all women have to be a size six? I'm sure not many of you look like Brad Pitt! I see some of you think Sasha Cohen is "hot" but she looks anorexic to me. Sorry, but I don't think protruding collar and hip bones are attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 So she's fat, big deal. Why do all women have to be a size six? I'm sure not many of you look like Brad Pitt! I see some of you think Sasha Cohen is "hot" but she looks anorexic to me. Sorry, but I don't think protruding collar and hip bones are attractive. 603392[/snapback] Exactly, I agree with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 So she's fat, big deal. Why do all women have to be a size six? I'm sure not many of you look like Brad Pitt! I see some of you think Sasha Cohen is "hot" but she looks anorexic to me. Sorry, but I don't think protruding collar and hip bones are attractive. 603392[/snapback] Just a hunch here, but I think Sasha's ability to do a split was a big selling point with this crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 So she's fat, big deal. Why do all women have to be a size six? I'm sure not many of you look like Brad Pitt! I see some of you think Sasha Cohen is "hot" but she looks anorexic to me. Sorry, but I don't think protruding collar and hip bones are attractive. 603392[/snapback] Melissa--you bring up good points,I agree,.--its just that Janet was such a hot looking object of our lust---and its a bit shocking to see a picture of her as a big black momma now. Imagine you seeing Brad pitt in a few years...with jowls and a big ole gut lumbering along.--Nothing wrong with it--just a bit of a shock is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 So she's fat, big deal. Why do all women have to be a size six? I'm sure not many of you look like Brad Pitt! I see some of you think Sasha Cohen is "hot" but she looks anorexic to me. Sorry, but I don't think protruding collar and hip bones are attractive. 603392[/snapback] It's very important that we mock celebrities, Melissa, because we're running out of people to mock here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 So she's fat, big deal. Why do all women have to be a size six? 603392[/snapback] Not ALL women do. Just the ones we objectify. The ones we actually know...that's a different story. My wife didn't get chocolates and roses today because her ass looks great in those jeans (it does...but that's just a perk.) And if I ever find the bastard who gave her the chocolates and roses, I'll !@#$ing kill him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 It's very important that we mock celebrities, Melissa, because we're running out of people to mock here. 603433[/snapback] Run out? Here? Never happen...every time we hammer one down, a new one pops up. It's like one continuous game of Whack-a-'Tard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Run out? Here? Never happen...every time we hammer one down, a new one pops up. It's like one continuous game of Whack-a-'Tard. 603453[/snapback] Somebody call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinton, Bill Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 And if I ever find the bastard who gave her the chocolates and roses, I'll !@#$ing kill him... 603452[/snapback] Yeah, right. My Secret Service detachment would have you crying like a little girl and begging me to bring my shaggin' wagon over to your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I hope the fat B word chokes to death on her next sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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